Spent 6 years in the Navy and would take boxes on Jordan's home on leave and put them in the attic. I had hundreds of pairs, mostly heat.
Got out and I came home and most of my heat was gone or either worn. I asked my mom what happened and she played dumb and quoted the bible.
I came home one day and found my brother cutting the yard in a pair of Jordan's. He claimed our parents bought them for him.
I left it alone, until it hit me that when those came out he could not...