For the simps in General Forum

Niketalk, The ultimate online sneaker community

0 Points

<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>

For the simps

Author	Comment
INS	For the simps		Lead	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1693 12/31/11 11:51 PM	Tags : None Anyone have terrible stories about simpin or missed opportunies or getting friendzoned. Friend of mine just started this tumblr and it could have potential for luls. It's called how i met your potential mother. http://potentialmom.tumblr.com/ Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and %$%%.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
odog24		#1	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 302 12/31/11 11:58 PM	only two posts but it has potential
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
INS		#2	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1694 01/01/12 12:06 AM	haha he wants people to summit stories. He just started it today. Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and %$%%.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
odog24		#3	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 303 01/01/12 12:08 AM	hahahha ooopps
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
sn00pee		#4	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2469 01/01/12 12:11 AM	we should collabo! Hell I never update YNS though lol （'・ω・）つ（・（・ Joe Cool www.yourenotsmashing.com
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
651akathePaul		#5	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 10219 01/01/12 12:12 AM	VIKINGS - TIMBERWOLVES - TWINS - MARINERS - HUSKIES Last Edited By: 651akathePaul 01/01/12 12:09 PM. Edited 1 time.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
odog24		#6	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 304 01/01/12 12:15 AM	^^^^^im sure everybody has been in a similar situation lol i wanna hear a girls version of these stories it would be real interesting
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
INS		#7	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1695 01/01/12 12:28 AM	haha summit that Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and %$%%.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
freshKRN		#8	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1711 01/01/12 1:25 AM	INS wrote: haha summit that :lol
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
INS		#9	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1697 01/01/12 2:47 AM	freshKRN wrote: INS wrote: haha summit that Whatchu mean bro? Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and %$%%.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
whywesteppin		#10	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 16696 01/01/12 3:32 AM	NT Submit in NYC! Summit that. I believe in Vünter Slaush
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
B fr3sh		#11	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 239 01/01/12 3:32 AM	^ not sure if srs http://brianblogger.tumblr.com PSN: B-fr3sh-
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
DipsetGeneral		#12	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 17910 01/01/12 4:50 AM	No heroic acts being done over on my side man... VINTAGEFITS
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
KK Sl1der		#13	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 232 01/01/12 5:09 AM	This tumblr could teach many lessons to all the lil' guppies TEAM PACIFIC NORTHWEST PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS/ TIMBERS/ OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY @JVillegas11
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
zk1MPLS		#14	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6086 01/01/12 7:00 AM	This has potential... Team Philippines\|TEAM LAKERS PSN: zk1mpls\|Origin: zk1mpls Twitter
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
ME NO PASS		#15	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1343 01/01/12 8:04 AM	1st Jan 2012 2012 We were sitting at the bar and i had spent the whole night buying you drinks. 5…4…3…2…1 happy new year. I looked into your eyes to see if you would kiss me….. nothing. You asked if i wanted to leave the bar, i said sure. Your friends come over and you said you would write your number on the check. The check came you wrote “sorry i have a boyfriend” plus you put 10 extra drinks on my tab. Happy new year.
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
504 D1 Prospect		#16	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1467 01/01/12 8:22 AM	ME NO PASS wrote: 1st Jan 2012 2012 We were sitting at the bar and i had spent the whole night buying you drinks. 5…4…3…2…1 happy new year. I looked into your eyes to see if you would kiss me….. nothing. You asked if i wanted to leave the bar, i said sure. Your friends come over and you said you would write your number on the check. The check came you wrote “sorry i have a boyfriend” plus you put 10 extra drinks on my tab. Happy new year. C.GAMBINOxTORO Y MOIxSTEWRAT No Handouts Cause _s Don't Owe You Nothing
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
zk1MPLS		#17	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6089 01/01/12 9:12 AM	^ yeah... that's the grimiest one so far Team Philippines\|TEAM LAKERS PSN: zk1mpls\|Origin: zk1mpls Twitter
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
eashawty		#18	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2613 01/01/12 9:33 AM	a shared a story on here a while back about how i wrote this chick sum kinda love note when i was younger. biggest simp move of my life
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
Joe Cool		#19	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 46 01/01/12 9:48 AM	just check this thread man: 17 pages of simping at its finest http://niketalk.yuku.com/...ssed?page=1#.TwBx3eQ8CSo the stories in here man
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote
maddog345		#20	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3095 01/01/12 9:52 AM	ME NO PASS wrote: 1st Jan 2012 2012 We were sitting at the bar and i had spent the whole night buying you drinks. 5…4…3…2…1 happy new year. I looked into your eyes to see if you would kiss me….. nothing. You asked if i wanted to leave the bar, i said sure. Your friends come over and you said you would write your number on the check. The check came you wrote “sorry i have a boyfriend” plus you put 10 extra drinks on my tab. Happy new year. Talk about getting 2012 off on the wrong foot PSN-Prodigy3 Team Sixers
Interact My Recent Posts	Reply Quote

<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>

NikeTalk is NOT affiliated with Nike Inc. in any way, shape, or form.
All opinions expressed herein do not reflect those of Nike Inc.