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Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

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Mycoldyourdone		#41	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6525 01/06/12 9:29 PM	she might have a nose baby!! wait till you see my dick tracy comic book collection
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frostythepoptart		#42	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2279 01/06/12 9:30 PM	Honestly its tough to clean butts if your not using water which most of the time People dont. Baby wipes ftw. I be extra paranoid after deuces and meeting females lol. Team Katy Perry ... she kissed a girl, I don't mind it.
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MoreUptempo		#43	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 684 01/06/12 9:48 PM	GolfAlphaBravoEcho wrote: but I've been churn in and burn in wanting this for too long. It totally clears her torso right into her nose I yelled. $$$ > happiness
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RedMan		#44	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 9835 01/06/12 9:49 PM	I have to short stories. The first story happened between my summer fling and I. While she was home from college she would stay at her parent's house so trying to find a time and place in her parent's house to smash was a task in its self. Bringing her back to my place was not an option as for I didn't want my sister to clown me because this girl was not the best looking female. Shorty calls me one day and tells me that her parents and brother have left for the day and I should come over so I could smash. In my haste to make it make it to her parent's house and smash I forgot to bring the protection. I didn't realize I forgot the protection until my pants were down and I was about to hit her with the long stroke from the back, so I said ef it i'm going in raw. Little did I know how great raw sex feels. I hit her with two long strokes and I felt my nut coming already. I didn't want to bust inside of her and I didn't want her to know that I was going to bust so I jumped back into my jeans and busted in them. She asked me what happened and I told her that I thought I heard someone downstairs. She told me that she didn't believe me because she dropped her family off. The second story is about my ex girlfriend. Just before I was going to hit my ex girlfriend with the doggy-style position for the first time she said that she had to warn me. I'm like what does this female have to warn me about. She said that she has a hairy butt crack. I told her that i'm cool with a hairy butt crack and I bet you don't even have that much hair back there. Man, this chick was not lying as soon as she turned around I saw hair creeping out the side of her thong. I'm less than 60 seconds from hitting her with the long stroke so I'm like whatever I will get her to fix this later. I pulled her thong down and she said ouch, I asked her what was wrong and she said that I pulled some hair with the thong.  Team MaciNTosh 
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GAGJR		#45	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 584 01/06/12 9:50 PM	frostythepoptart wrote: Honestly its tough to clean butts if your not using water which most of the time People dont. Baby wipes ftw. I be extra paranoid after deuces and meeting females lol. nah son, if a chick grown enough to take the d she is grown enough to wipe her &#% right aimlessfocus . Twitter . Flickr
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RedMan		#46	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 9836 01/06/12 9:53 PM	ksteezy wrote: Surprisingly enough, a lot of chicks need to wipe their *+% properly... Would love for the female NTers to chime in on this. I heard it is hard for females to wipe their butt correctly because if they don't the female will get poop particles in their lady parts.  Team MaciNTosh 
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Lyrical92		#47	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 338 01/06/12 9:56 PM	RedMan wrote: I have to short stories. The first story happened between my summer fling and I. While she was home from college she would stay at her parent's house so trying to find a time and place in her parent's house to smash was a task in its self. Bringing her back to my place was not an option as for I didn't want my sister to clown me because this girl was not the best looking female. Shorty calls me one day and tells me that her parents and brother have left for the day and I should come over so I could smash. In my haste to make it make it to her parent's house and smash I forgot to bring the protection. I didn't realize I forgot the protection until my pants were down and I was about to hit her with the long stroke from the back, so I said ef it i'm going in raw. Little did I know how great raw sex feels. I hit her with two long strokes and I felt my nut coming already. I didn't want to bust inside of her and I didn't want her to know that I was going to bust so I jumped back into my jeans and busted in them. She asked me what happened and I told her that I thought I heard someone downstairs. She told me that she didn't believe me because she dropped her family off. The second story is about my ex girlfriend. Just before I was going to hit my ex girlfriend with the doggy-style position for the first time she said that she had to warn me. I'm like what does this female have to warn me about. She said that she has a hairy butt crack. I told her that i'm cool with a hairy butt crack and I bet you don't even have that much hair back there. Man, this chick was not lying as soon as she turned around I saw hair creeping out the side of her thong. I'm less than 60 seconds from hitting her with the long stroke so I'm like whatever I will get her to fix this later. I pulled her thong down and she said ouch, I asked her what was wrong and she said that I pulled some hair with the thong.
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Space DooDoo Pistols		#48	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 616 01/06/12 9:56 PM	oh man, this is where i shine. about 3 years ago i was getting my meat washed by this 32 year old virgin... i wasn't too terribly impressed but then the thought of the fact that my meat was in a virgin's mouth made me erupt... i said "oh fudge my bad" and she coughed up a storm that made my lap look like ghetto gaggers was in the house... apparently eating spicy foods makes your baby batter spicy too. christmas eve '99... i took this chick home from work, and she wasn't attractive but 'tis the season. she starts to buff the pickle and i, feeling generous, tell her to drop trou and start 69ing... in my truck. right about the time that i start washing her dirt button (it was immaculate) a light shines and a cop knocks on my window. he's trying not to laugh and asks us to dress and get out of the truck. he starts trying to ask us questions but can't get anything out. he's laughing at seeing me eat this chick's mass. after he composes himself he says "i was your age once. finish and get home. merry christmas." what a great guy. there's more but i want to pace myself.
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sammietheboss		#49	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1071 01/06/12 10:01 PM	RedMan wrote: ksteezy wrote: Surprisingly enough, a lot of chicks need to wipe their *+% properly... Would love for the female NTers to chime in on this. I heard it is hard for females to wipe their butt correctly because if they don't the female will get poop particles in their lady parts. Thats why u wipe from front to back ds sz 8 cool grey's pm me for price and pics Ds cool greys sz 9 and Ds concord sz 10.5 pm me for pics both 300 + shipping each
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mases apprentice		#50	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2949 01/06/12 10:07 PM	i got a nose bleed. pretty embarrassing lmao
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ksteezy		#51	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6079 01/06/12 10:07 PM	Some of these sound like straight up ducktales, entertaining nonetheless *It's Jcrew, Bro.* *Im busy getting rich I don't want trouble* *You Live + You Dress Style Blog* *Its Jcrew, bro.*
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yngSIMBA.sneakershoebox		#52	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 868 01/06/12 10:12 PM	ksteezy wrote: Some of these sound like straight up ducktales, entertaining nonetheless Man I'm dying over here
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WitnessMyCalm21		#53	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2098 01/06/12 10:15 PM	Mangudai954 wrote: ksteezy wrote: She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the ++@ that's still between her %! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible. DYING! GOLDEN GOPHER HOCKEY M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A! Minnesota Minnesota! Yay Gophers!
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BroComeAtMe		#54	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 1022 01/06/12 10:24 PM	Just a few months ago, like the first month of school, I met this one girl and we had been talking for a few weeks one night she tells me to come over after she gets off work so I'm like "alright I'm bout to lay it down" I get there and we just cuddle in bed for a bit, than she quickly runs to the restroom and all I hear is her throwing up she's in there throwing up for like ten good minutes and she comes out after 15...I asked her if she was okay and she said it was just a headache so I'm like...okay you seem sick I should probably go she grabs me and keeps me on the bed and says "no i want you to sleep with me" shorty had the 10 months rotten milk breath and I couldn't help but make a face and gag she starts crying and tries going in for a kiss at the same time! WHAT THE EFF! I felt really bad about making her cry so I kissed her back (imagine how awkward this scene is), TERRIBLE DECISION. That throw up breath was killer, I pushed her and she fell off the bed and I ran to the restroom to throw up I get out and she's crying and she tells me to just leave so I'm like Okay! She texted me everyday for the next week and I didn't reply once Bawse, and I put that on my Maybach
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whyte1der05five		#55	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 4076 01/06/12 10:31 PM	GolfAlphaBravoEcho wrote: I had been chasing this Shorty for a hella long time, like half my life long time and I ha smashed once but I aintbreally get the chance to REALLY get up in there. So like three years later I get another chance. So I'm in there stroke is on point and Shorty says "Make sure you pull out, I cannot get pregnant right now." (Yes, irresponsibly I was going raw.) So I'm like "Yeah, of course." I get to the finish and go for the tummy money shot but I've been churn in and burn in wanting this for too long.It totally clears her torso right into her nose. Must have been the perfect rythmn because she inhaled it and started coughing uncontrollibly. She ended up in tears Ruined the nut, ruined the moment. Mangudai954 wrote: ksteezy wrote: you were thinking too much bro...lol For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the ++@ that's still between her %! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible. My lawd T E A M N E W Y O R K K N I C K S WHYTE WUNDER
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CWrite78		#56	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 17307 01/06/12 10:48 PM	Angryostrich wrote: Shout out to Datnggag Iight heres my story Iight I posted this story on NT before but here it goes..So lets rewind to 2001 or 2002..im living in VA with my moms after HS..I didnt know anybody their so I do what any other teenager did back in the day hit the AOL chatroom. so im chating up with this chick and i hit her with the A/s/l/P so she gives me the info..but no pic..so im like cool..describe yourself..shorty descibes herself.short a lil thick in the right places..(im not into skinny chicks but not FAT chick eithers) long hair.so im like iight bet i can work with that we exchange numbers..we talk on the phone shorty has the : voice, we did the phone bone thing.so she is like tues is my birthday, I want you to smash..so im like bet..now mind you im a Virgin..so we schedule the time..so the way the complex was set up..I could see who parked where..so im looking out the window waiting for shorty to come through..so i notice an unfamilair car pulling up to the window so im like this must be shorty..so i do a last minute inspect of the living room..make sure I got 2 condoms in my back pocket..so when shorty knocks on the door. i look through the peephole.. SMFH she aint nothing how she described herself..yea she is thick in all the right places..if all the right places happens to be everywhere..but im like F it shorty drove along way..im in the mood lets get it poppin..So we sitting on the couch..talking chopping it up watching southpark the movie..so i start nibbling on her ear (she told me thats her spot) so we start touching..shorty goes down..so then im like lets proceed to smash..i take off shorty pants and from her mid calf to her ankles is ashy as hell like her car had flour buckets as the pedal and the brake..so i stop hit her with the and she is like "oh i was so nervous about coming over, i must have forgotten" so boom now that im looking at her..she isnt very moisturized she looking something like a camels lips..but once again im like F it..i dont went this far..so i lay her down throw on the condom and proceed to attempt to smash..no matter what i did..shorty couldnt spread her legs..i just couldnt get it cracking so @ this point im like you know what this isnt gonna work..I popped both the condoms..and shorty is like forget them..im like hell no..so we back on the couch chillin by this time im ignoring shorty.im on aim..chillin..she watching tv..she is like im hungry as hell..and goes in her jean jacket pocket and pulls out them soft oatmeal cookies with the cream in the middle ..im like where did that come from..so my homegirl came and knocked on my door..so i went outside to talk to her,and about 10 min later the fat chick comes and says im leaving..so im like iight peace..i give her a hug and she told me shell talk to me later..so about 2 weeks later i see her @ the mall but she didnt spot me..i bolted the other way...she sent me an email saying how she was @ the mall getting me a gift some phat farm outfit..shorty had MONEY..her pops passed away and that tues she came to my house she turned 18..she finally got the check and wanted to buy me something this story always had me especially when dude got to the cookie part One Nation Under God Complex
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INS		#57	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1727 01/06/12 11:00 PM	, will you submit or summit. http://potentialmom.tumblr.com/ Je Ne Sais Quoi wrote: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and %$%%.
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Rex Ryan		#58	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 733 01/06/12 11:12 PM	i'll chime in on a few of mine all from the same job back in 2006 i was working parks and recreation for the city i live in. i had keys to the park offices where we would smoke and bang womens backs out too as the office was pretty much a free hotel during after hours. there was this crack fiend white chick that would always hang out by the park and would get her stuff from some dudes that lived in a house across the street. she looked like she was off but she had a decent rack and a decent booty, face looked kinda eh. one day she smoked me out and i told her to come by the office after i closed the park so i could smash. she was with it and came once it got dark around 8 or so. i took her in the office and she started bopping me up. i pulled her shorts down to start fingerin her and i swear once i did the room reeked of death the smell was so putrid i can remember it to this day, i played with it while she was servicing me. once i finished, i told her i'd smash once i reloaded. im thinkin to myself let me get outta here, i went to the other room and texted my coworker and told him to call the park office phone and act like a supervisor. he did, i acted shook and told her she needed to leave. i sprayed the place down with airfreshener and walked home laughing but disgusted at the same time. second time, i took another girl to the office to smash, i got her laid out on the table going to work. next thing you know i hear a key and the door opening. i got scared and thought to myself bye bye job, i got caught. the door opens and it's 2 of my coworkers that had 2 other females with them. im just like damn, i told them to go to the other room in the back and to have fun. after that it was akward tho, i had trouble getting it back up, and she seemed reluctant to keep smashing knowing other people were in the next door room. third time, i smashed this big boobed part time chick that was working with me. we were talkin about drinking, so i told her i'd get 2 40's from the liquor store and we'd drink em. we drank the 40's and started touching up on eachother while supervising the park come closing time she knew what time it was, i started smashing and it felt all extra extra wet. i realized she was on her rag, i just said screw it i already started, im gettin mine at least, i finished and the condom was a site to see afterwards, it was white with red like some white red jordan xii's. the sex was good though. Free Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers
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CWrite78		#59	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 17308 01/06/12 11:16 PM	RedMan wrote: . why you ignore dunkair's PMs? deadbeat santa One Nation Under God Complex
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Checks McGee		#60	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2128 01/06/12 11:20 PM	3rd time smashing this JO and she blurts out mid-stroke "omg, I love you" I said, " wut". she responds with "uh, i mean i love your dick" had to take a break from the session after that one... I figured shorty got caught up in the moment, naaaah turns out she a bonafide looney calling me 25 times in a row and @+# Ayo my herb smoke tastin like a nerd rope*
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