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af1 1982 wrote:

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Was chillin with my roommates slightly heavy Filipino friend because he needed the room with his girl. We smoked a bowl and I expected her to go to bed afterwards while I watched Boy Meets World in the lounge of my dorm. I just wanted to watch it in peace but she insisted she join me. We watch a few episodes and I'm starting to get horny after watching Topanga. Then my roommate texts me saying it's cool to come back to the room. We stand up and she grabs my face and started making out without me. I was in such shock because I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I literally stood there for 5 minutes while she made out with me. Had she not known I wasn't kissing her back? Who knows. Then all standards went out the window...when I got a boner. It was game over from there. I grabbed her !#+. She grabbed the pipe. I took her to the study room next door and turned off the lights. Within 3 minutes my fingers were up there. She knew the true meaning of my nickname, "Sticky Fingaz". I asked the girl "Can I get some head?". She proceeded to give me fellatio and she was damn good at it. I guess the urban legends were true that fat girls gave the best head. She then proceeded to ask if I wanted to smash. I thought to myself, I don't have a condom so now I really don't have to go any further than this. Then she whipped one out. It was really game over. I asked her to put on the condom because that is a turnon when girls do that for me. She proceeded to play dumb. It took my high !#+ about 2 minutes to put the damn thing on. She spread her legs and I proceeded to smash. At this point I was blueballed from the fellatio and I just wanted my nut ASAP! She wasn't my girlfriend so it didn't matter to me whether she got hers or not. I then proceeded to pound like I've never before. It sounded like lard smacking back and forth. Within 30 seconds, I easily came. At that point I realized what I had done. I @%%*%! a fatty. She turned to me and asked, "You're done already?". I said, "Yessir, time for bed". We put our clothes on and proceeded to the elevator. She turned and tried giving me a kiss. I turned my head in disgust, not so much because of her but because of me and what I had done. 

After that night, I came to realize that I truly don't have any standards. Vagina is vagina to me. They call me "Sticky Fingaz" for a reason

KanyeWest101 wrote:

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So this was back in 2006 summer and I had just graduated highschool, I had this chick over my crib that I use to mess with once in a while, I smashed once before, and this would of been the 2nd time around. The first time was almost impossible because her ****y was sooo tight I couldn't even get it halfway in before she started crying for pain.

So we in my room and start to get it popping now, and I am prepared for this 2nd time now, and I have it in my head that I am NOT STOPPING FOR NOTHING! Going to just keep going, crying or not.

Missionary wasn't really working out so I tell her hop up on top. She climbs on top while I'm laying down in my bed and it was really tight again to get in, but I finally made it happen, and finally made it FULLY inside, and on that initial trust I made to get it in, all I herd was a 'pop' noise... In my head I'm just thinking like... "wth was that? That doesn't sound good"

So shorty get's up, and I can remember the sight I saw to this day in vivid slow motion 3D picture, I seen a POOL OF BLOOD just gushing & dripping from out of her ****y onto my stomach, and everywhere else. I freaked out, and spazzed on shorty, "I'm like *#* IS GOING?!" Blood was everywhere, I had to throw away my bed sheets, undershirt, socks, everything in sight had blood all over it. She quickly got up and ran to the bathroom. She couldn't explain what happened, and I sure as hell was lost to the point of no return.

Possibly it could of been her hymen breaking? I might of been her first, didn't really ask her or care, and the first time we did it I didn't really fully penetrate so that's probably why it didn't happen then. She didn't say anything about being on her cycle either.

This was my worst and most awkward sexual experience with any female, although not really embarrassing on my behalf.

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said  .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left  ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....