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01/10/12 4:59 AM
Galvelocity wrote:Okay so a couple of years ago, my roommates and I lived in this...I don't know what I'd call it. It's like a duplex only it's like five houses attached together? In a big block? Anyway, at the beginning of the school year, we went to a party that was in the big shared backyard. My roommates were encouraging me to go kinda wild. I had just gotten out of a brutal relationship and figured I deserved to have a little fun. At this point in my life, I have never ever gone home with a guy, and due to this incident, I never will againThis guy was kind of a douche but he was cute so I figured whatever. I'm super wasted and so is he. We go back to his house (the one directly attached to mine) and fool around a little. We kinda just made out and I had my top off and so did he but that was about it, I'm kind of a prude unless I'm in a relationship. We both pass out. At one point I sit up in bed, and look around, and then settle down to go back to sleep. Suddenly, I hear this weird watery sound. On instinct, I barrel roll out of the bed, and stand up. He's out cold pissing EVERYWHERE. Like, I can't explain to you guys the quantities of pee involved. And he fell asleep with a boner so his weiner is at the midnight position, and he's peeing all over his own chest and everything! And it's pooling in the indent in the mattress from his body weight and oh god!I run out their front door, in only underwear, flee across the yard and burst into my own house. I run to my buddy's room and, still pretty much naked, begin to freak out. After we had a good laugh at his expense. I realized I left all my clothes and some of my favorite rings behind. We decide to go get my stuff.The front door has been locked since I left, so we climb through his window, which is one of those super small, high up basement windows, so we like tumble into his room. He's still out cold in a pool of his own pee. We carefully reach over him to get my clothes and took what we could find easily. Then we ran back home. I lost two of my favorite rings and my favorite v-neck that night.We then had to live next door to each other for a year. Every time we crossed paths he would hang his head in shame and walk as far apart from me as possible. And rightfully so. That was a messed up situation
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01/10/12 6:03 AM
GolfAlphaBravoEcho wrote:I had been chasing this Shorty for a hella long time, like half my life long time and I ha smashed once but I aintbreally get the chance to REALLY get up in there. So like three years later I get another chance. So I'm in there stroke is on point and Shorty says "Make sure you pull out, I cannot get pregnant right now." (Yes, irresponsibly I was going raw.) So I'm like "Yeah, of course." I get to the finish and go for the tummy money shot but I've been churn in and burn in wanting this for too long. It totally clears her torso right into her nose. Must have been the perfect rythmn because she inhaled it and started coughing uncontrollibly. She ended up in tears Ruined the nut, ruined the moment.
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01/10/12 6:21 AM
Mr Marcus wrote:IllmaticBlueprint wrote:I don't understand how my mans started eating butt before !*%%% though He a pillow biter...cause if u messing w/ girls eating butt ain't some *!++ u do first if at all unless you nasty like that
IllmaticBlueprint wrote:I don't understand how my mans started eating butt before !*%%% though
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01/10/12 12:44 PM
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01/10/12 12:48 PM
DajonDondo wrote:Keep the stories coming...
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01/10/12 12:57 PM
Af1 Jordan collecterz wrote:I was vacationing in El Salvador last summer with my cousin & a couple of his hoodlum friends at a pent house, having a couple drinks. So since my cousin knew the ropes around the joint he asks this thick dark haired broad how much she charged, she was like "I only do private dances". Since it was my birthday my cousin offered to pay for the %!$$%% services & offered 2x the amount... Anyways once me & her get into the room we start undressing & talking and she puts the glove on me & she start lubricating it. So then she start giving me head & she want me to 69 with her I'm like NAAAAHH! at first so then she just decides to stand up on the bed & sits on my face giving me head, so then as her ****Y gets closer i smell a nasty sensation of fish Im like oh hell No!! But then again my cuzzo paid for her so i just proceed with the smashin of a stinky vagina. My face was but luckily 30 minutes is how long i lasted & had shawty moaning the whole time as she is on top. Smelliest vagina I've ever smashed..
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01/10/12 1:07 PM
DajonDondo wrote: Keep the stories coming...
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01/10/12 4:03 PM
JayzOnMyToes wrote:bwood056 wrote:KillTheHype wrote: On new years I went to some guys house with my best friend and her cousin (the guy who's house he went to was god-cousin or something with my best friends cousin).Well anyways, we got really drunk, he was ugly, I passed out, we had sex, in the morning he tried to wake me up for more and I said I was a lesbian thinking I didn't have sex with him already. I kept going at it and going at it until I saw the condom on the floor. I felt so stupid. I can't believe I did that. I hope the sex was at least good.Oh yeah, and when I looked in the other direction, on the floor was my cousins best friend sleeping. He heard everything. Including my best friend who had sex with the other guy who lived with them in the living room. She was on her period -_________________- this wasnt in tampa was it ?????
bwood056 wrote:KillTheHype wrote: On new years I went to some guys house with my best friend and her cousin (the guy who's house he went to was god-cousin or something with my best friends cousin).Well anyways, we got really drunk, he was ugly, I passed out, we had sex, in the morning he tried to wake me up for more and I said I was a lesbian thinking I didn't have sex with him already. I kept going at it and going at it until I saw the condom on the floor. I felt so stupid. I can't believe I did that. I hope the sex was at least good.Oh yeah, and when I looked in the other direction, on the floor was my cousins best friend sleeping. He heard everything. Including my best friend who had sex with the other guy who lived with them in the living room. She was on her period -_________________- this wasnt in tampa was it ?????
KillTheHype wrote: On new years I went to some guys house with my best friend and her cousin (the guy who's house he went to was god-cousin or something with my best friends cousin).Well anyways, we got really drunk, he was ugly, I passed out, we had sex, in the morning he tried to wake me up for more and I said I was a lesbian thinking I didn't have sex with him already. I kept going at it and going at it until I saw the condom on the floor. I felt so stupid. I can't believe I did that. I hope the sex was at least good.
Oh yeah, and when I looked in the other direction, on the floor was my cousins best friend sleeping. He heard everything. Including my best friend who had sex with the other guy who lived with them in the living room. She was on her period -_________________-
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01/10/12 4:23 PM
DIOR PAINT wrote:Af1 Jordan collecterz wrote:I was vacationing in El Salvador last summer with my cousin & a couple of his hoodlum friends at a pent house, having a couple drinks. So since my cousin knew the ropes around the joint he asks this thick dark haired broad how much she charged, she was like "I only do private dances". Since it was my birthday my cousin offered to pay for the %!$$%% services & offered 2x the amount... Anyways once me & her get into the room we start undressing & talking and she puts the glove on me & she start lubricating it. So then she start giving me head & she want me to 69 with her I'm like NAAAAHH! at first so then she just decides to stand up on the bed & sits on my face giving me head, so then as her ****Y gets closer i smell a nasty sensation of fish Im like oh hell No!! But then again my cuzzo paid for her so i just proceed with the smashin of a stinky vagina. My face was but luckily 30 minutes is how long i lasted & had shawty moaning the whole time as she is on top. Smelliest vagina I've ever smashed..
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Beast4ya wrote: JayzOnMyToes wrote: bwood056 wrote: this wasnt in tampa was it ????? Tampa tho
JayzOnMyToes wrote: bwood056 wrote: this wasnt in tampa was it ?????
bwood056 wrote: this wasnt in tampa was it ?????
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01/10/12 5:55 PM
Stay Lurkin wrote:Tero wrote:Rusty Shackelford wrote:Nktran001 wrote:Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way. So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........
Tero wrote:Rusty Shackelford wrote:Nktran001 wrote:Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way. So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........
Rusty Shackelford wrote:Nktran001 wrote:Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way. So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........
Nktran001 wrote:Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way. So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........
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01/10/12 6:41 PM
ar916 wrote:I met up with my ex we were fighting, I was just trying to smash and dip outta there, I kept trying to convince, for at least an hour finally i got her to but she didnt wanna I can tell but I was like w.e lol, we get to the bed I put it in took two strokes felt like I was coming I came in the condom and just laid on her she didnt know I came and she was like whats wrong, I said nah if your mad we shouldn't do this, lets talk about what happened, she was happy I was happy until she saw the condom lol
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01/10/12 6:49 PM
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01/10/12 7:22 PM
Dagrandesoda wrote:ME and a old friend was chillin and she brought her frien with her. Anyways fast forward, me and the friend exchange numberss and talk. A week later she comes over. We chill on the couch watch some MTV jams, then she talks talkin bout how good I look and of course i compliment her the same way. She then leans closer to me and we kiss. I'm touching her down there and things getting hot. So she takes her pants off and I lye down on my back and she sits on my face and begins to somther my face and i'm loving it. Hopping she would let one rip, she did just that(kinda like soraya carioca movies) and I was in heaven. She was so embrassed though and she got off my face. I' was super pissed and was trying to hold back that I was mad that she got off my face after she farted which I enjoyed. She sensed I enjoyed it and she was creeped out. She said sorry for farting and I was like its ok, then she was like did you actually enjoy that? I was like yeah, she was like What the hell is wrong with you. Called me a perv and she bounced. I could have told me friend the story, but it would have mad both of us look weird....
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