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ATLien Seeko		#341	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 12000 01/10/12 9:33 PM	Af1 Jordan collecterz wrote: I was vacationing in El Salvador last summer with my cousin & a couple of his hoodlum friends at a pent house, having a couple drinks. So since my cousin knew the ropes around the joint he asks this thick dark haired broad how much she charged, she was like "I only do private dances". Since it was my birthday my cousin offered to pay for the %!$$%% services & offered 2x the amount... Anyways once me & her get into the room we start undressing & talking and she puts the glove on me & she start lubricating it. So then she start giving me head & she want me to 69 with her I'm like NAAAAHH! at first so then she just decides to stand up on the bed & sits on my face giving me head, so then as her ****Y gets closer i smell a nasty sensation of fish Im like oh hell No!! But then again my cuzzo paid for her so i just proceed with the smashin of a stinky vagina. My face was but luckily 30 minutes is how long i lasted & had shawty moaning the whole time as she is on top. Smelliest vagina I've ever smashed.. It always baffles me when dudes complain about a prostitutes hygiene. Every time I post you get a glimpse of Atlanta
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IllmaticBlueprint		#342	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 853 01/10/12 9:44 PM	Some of these stories got me like HARDER. BETTER. FASTER. STRONGER TWITTER
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Gex The Damaja		#343	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 417 01/10/12 9:51 PM	ATLien Seeko wrote: Af1 Jordan collecterz wrote: I was vacationing in El Salvador last summer with my cousin & a couple of his hoodlum friends at a pent house, having a couple drinks. So since my cousin knew the ropes around the joint he asks this thick dark haired broad how much she charged, she was like "I only do private dances". Since it was my birthday my cousin offered to pay for the %!$$%% services & offered 2x the amount... Anyways once me & her get into the room we start undressing & talking and she puts the glove on me & she start lubricating it. So then she start giving me head & she want me to 69 with her I'm like NAAAAHH! at first so then she just decides to stand up on the bed & sits on my face giving me head, so then as her ****Y gets closer i smell a nasty sensation of fish Im like oh hell No!! But then again my cuzzo paid for her so i just proceed with the smashin of a stinky vagina. My face was but luckily 30 minutes is how long i lasted & had shawty moaning the whole time as she is on top. Smelliest vagina I've ever smashed.. It always baffles me when dudes complain about a prostitutes hygiene. There's a lot of hell no followed by at first/ buts in this story... so question:did u honestly eat knowning it smelled like marine life?
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RaWeX05		#344	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 8886 01/10/12 9:59 PM	@ booty dust. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Shorty Doo Wop		#345	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 756 01/10/12 10:10 PM	son thought he could get past smashing that ugly skinny chick On the plane like
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Antidope		#346	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 174 01/10/12 10:30 PM	Rolaholic wrote: Dagrandesoda wrote: ME and a old friend was chillin and she brought her frien with her. Anyways fast forward, me and the friend exchange numberss and talk. A week later she comes over. We chill on the couch watch some MTV jams, then she talks talkin bout how good I look and of course i compliment her the same way. She then leans closer to me and we kiss. I'm touching her down there and things getting hot. So she takes her pants off and I lye down on my back and she sits on my face and begins to somther my face and i'm loving it. Hopping she would let one rip, she did just that(kinda like soraya carioca movies) and I was in heaven. She was so embrassed though and she got off my face. I' was super pissed and was trying to hold back that I was mad that she got off my face after she farted which I enjoyed. She sensed I enjoyed it and she was creeped out. She said sorry for farting and I was like its ok, then she was like did you actually enjoy that? I was like yeah, she was like What the hell is wrong with you. Called me a perv and she bounced. I could have told me friend the story, but it would have mad both of us look weird.... Seriously. SAN ANTONIO SPURS STEPHEN CURRY#30 JAY-Z Last Edited By: Antidope 01/10/12 10:34 PM. Edited 1 time.
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C o IVI p L e X		#347	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1663 01/10/12 11:17 PM	Beast4ya wrote: JayzOnMyToes wrote: bwood056 wrote: this wasnt in tampa was it ????? Tampa tho tampa Te a m BURNone it's 4:19, got a minute?
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toine2983		#348	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 16106 01/10/12 11:49 PM	Straight comedy. TEAM CARIBBEAN
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sreggie101		#349	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2853 01/10/12 11:51 PM	BronLe wrote: Dagrandesoda wrote: ME and a old friend was chillin and she brought her frien with her. Anyways fast forward, me and the friend exchange numberss and talk. A week later she comes over. We chill on the couch watch some MTV jams, then she talks talkin bout how good I look and of course i compliment her the same way. She then leans closer to me and we kiss. I'm touching her down there and things getting hot. So she takes her pants off and I lye down on my back and she sits on my face and begins to somther my face and i'm loving it. Hopping she would let one rip, she did just that(kinda like soraya carioca movies) and I was in heaven. She was so embrassed though and she got off my face. I' was super pissed and was trying to hold back that I was mad that she got off my face after she farted which I enjoyed. She sensed I enjoyed it and she was creeped out. She said sorry for farting and I was like its ok, then she was like did you actually enjoy that? I was like yeah, she was like What the hell is wrong with you. Called me a perv and she bounced. I could have told me friend the story, but it would have mad both of us look weird.... you ENJOY booty dust though? You sick @$%@ this can't be real life, dude has to be trolling on a whole new level. son really get off on that methane gas GT.HeavyGuns001
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Peep Game		#350	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6672 01/10/12 11:52 PM	WhatsLosinLike wrote: Rolaholic wrote: Dagrandesoda wrote: ME and a old friend was chillin and she brought her frien with her. Anyways fast forward, me and the friend exchange numberss and talk. A week later she comes over. We chill on the couch watch some MTV jams, then she talks talkin bout how good I look and of course i compliment her the same way. She then leans closer to me and we kiss. I'm touching her down there and things getting hot. So she takes her pants off and I lye down on my back and she sits on my face and begins to somther my face and i'm loving it. Hopping she would let one rip, she did just that(kinda like soraya carioca movies) and I was in heaven. She was so embrassed though and she got off my face. I' was super pissed and was trying to hold back that I was mad that she got off my face after she farted which I enjoyed. She sensed I enjoyed it and she was creeped out. She said sorry for farting and I was like its ok, then she was like did you actually enjoy that? I was like yeah, she was like What the hell is wrong with you. Called me a perv and she bounced. I could have told me friend the story, but it would have mad both of us look weird.... I'm done. The story and the perfect gif *Houston Texans Seattle Seahawks Houston* *Rockets* Spurs Supersonics @MegaWuBanga RIDING WITH LEINART
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Lebronh8er		#351	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 81 01/11/12 12:19 AM	Her parents walked in when I was about to finish, figured with all that work and getting walked in on, I might as well finish what I started, so I did.Man I thought her dad was going to have a heart attack or kill me, which ever came first.
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JKomorowski09		#352	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 261 01/11/12 12:22 AM	.my old girl .hitting from behind .bringggg that luuummmmbbaaaa .slipped out .got it back in instantly .wrong hole .she cried .i convinced her to let me finish .i did so .she was still crying
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PharelFor3		#353	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 11763 01/11/12 12:29 AM	Yo I was messing around with my ex turned J-O. Anyway one time she met up with me at my bball game and came home with me. She started feeling it and starts to dome me up. then shorty is start sniffling and asked me if I washed my junk after playing ball. Mind you still got on my shorts and jersey shirt. She makes a gaggin sound and yells at me to clean it up. I got an take a shower. I come out and shorty is gone. Was so pissed but when I called her, she was halfway home. #foreveralone TeamCowboys Free bmxdmx
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AMdoctor		#354	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 123 01/11/12 12:32 AM	mine happened last week. so this girl was giving me dome and i was feeling her butt so i was rubbing all over her butt everything was going good then she grab my hand and slubs all over my two finger im looking like %!@ than she moves my hand towards her "back hole" and shoves it in. Idk what to do so i just leave my fingers in there. It gets worse she continues to give me dome i dont like to pull out so i just go ahead and bust BADDD IDEAA shorty jumps up and spits it all over my shirt! she keep doing this weird thing where she was like gagging but not throwing anything up the noise was soo freaking annoying! its like she wanted to throwup but nothing would come out it continued for like 30mins! all that keep playing in my head was lil wayne verse when he said "stick my finger in her butt when im getting brain" "an uncontrolled ego will lead to an inevitable downfall."
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AMdoctor		#355	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 124 01/11/12 12:33 AM	PharelFor3 wrote: Yo I was messing around with my ex turned J-O. Anyway one time she met up with me at my bball game and came home with me. She started feeling it and starts to dome me up. then shorty is start sniffling and asked me if I washed my junk after playing ball. Mind you still got on my shorts and jersey shirt. She makes a gaggin sound and yells at me to clean it up. I got an take a shower. I come out and shorty is gone. Was so pissed but when I called her, she was halfway home. #foreveralone YO i hate that sound! "an uncontrolled ego will lead to an inevitable downfall."
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Dagrandesoda		#356	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 122 01/11/12 12:39 AM	AMdoctor wrote: mine happened last week. so this girl was giving me dome and i was feeling her butt so i was rubbing all over her butt everything was going good then she grab my hand and slubs all over my two finger im looking like %!@ than she moves my hand towards her "back hole" and shoves it in. Idk what to do so i just leave my fingers in there. It gets worse she continues to give me dome i dont like to pull out so i just go ahead and bust BADDD IDEAA shorty jumps up and spits it all over my shirt! she keep doing this weird thing where she was like gagging but not throwing anything up the noise was soo freaking annoying! its like she wanted to throwup but nothing would come out it continued for like 30mins! all that keep playing in my head was lil wayne verse when he said "stick my finger in her butt when im getting brain" dude thats nasty, why you let her put your finiger in her booty hole? Just nasty shun. You know what kind of feces in her? I'm down with the farts and all, but booty play is a no no A MOGUL'S SON, A DR OF MARTIN'S LUKE, AND BEST OF ALL A CHAMPON. GREATNESS LIES IN ALL OF US.
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JVII		#357	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 167 01/11/12 12:43 AM	Dagrandesoda wrote: AMdoctor wrote: mine happened last week. so this girl was giving me dome and i was feeling her butt so i was rubbing all over her butt everything was going good then she grab my hand and slubs all over my two finger im looking like %!@ than she moves my hand towards her "back hole" and shoves it in. Idk what to do so i just leave my fingers in there. It gets worse she continues to give me dome i dont like to pull out so i just go ahead and bust BADDD IDEAA shorty jumps up and spits it all over my shirt! she keep doing this weird thing where she was like gagging but not throwing anything up the noise was soo freaking annoying! its like she wanted to throwup but nothing would come out it continued for like 30mins! all that keep playing in my head was lil wayne verse when he said "stick my finger in her butt when im getting brain" dude thats nasty, why you let her put your finiger in her booty hole? Just nasty shun. You know what kind of feces in her? I'm down with the farts and all, but booty play is a no no This guy.
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Antidope		#358	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 182 01/11/12 12:43 AM	Dagrandesoda wrote: AMdoctor wrote: mine happened last week. so this girl was giving me dome and i was feeling her butt so i was rubbing all over her butt everything was going good then she grab my hand and slubs all over my two finger im looking like %!@ than she moves my hand towards her "back hole" and shoves it in. Idk what to do so i just leave my fingers in there. It gets worse she continues to give me dome i dont like to pull out so i just go ahead and bust BADDD IDEAA shorty jumps up and spits it all over my shirt! she keep doing this weird thing where she was like gagging but not throwing anything up the noise was soo freaking annoying! its like she wanted to throwup but nothing would come out it continued for like 30mins! all that keep playing in my head was lil wayne verse when he said "stick my finger in her butt when im getting brain" dude thats nasty, why you let her put your finiger in her booty hole? Just nasty shun. You know what kind of feces in her? I'm down with the farts and all, but booty play is a no no SAN ANTONIO SPURS STEPHEN CURRY#30 JAY-Z
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AMdoctor		#359	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 125 01/11/12 12:49 AM	i dont know what trolling means but dude if you were in my situation with the girl i had you wouldve just sat there too trust me. SHOOT i was just happy to get an AKA "an uncontrolled ego will lead to an inevitable downfall."
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Dagrandesoda		#360	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 124 01/11/12 12:52 AM	AMdoctor wrote: i dont know what trolling means but dude if you were in my situation with the girl i had you wouldve just sat there too trust me. SHOOT i was just happy to get an AKA i feel you bro. just couldnt do with the booty play. I know im getting the hate bout my fart fetish, but booty play just see ams out the norm for me. Hey at least you got some sex shun. More props to you. A MOGUL'S SON, A DR OF MARTIN'S LUKE, AND BEST OF ALL A CHAMPON. GREATNESS LIES IN ALL OF US.
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