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these stories took place in 05 to 06. i have more but im at work right now. i was wild and didnt care what i did when i was in my mid 20's.

first.
went to the club and got mad drunk. ended up meeting this chick. both of us got so drunk we blacked out. We were in the VIP room and we ended up doing it on the stairway. as far as i was told by my boys was that the bouncer caught us doing it and just watched us as i finished. the bouncer told my boys as soon as i spotted him watching i gave him the thumbs up like the dude in the movie Waiting when he was doing his chick in the restroom lol

second.
me and my boy brought these two chicks that were sisters from the club to his house. my boy was in his room getting it on with one chick and i was in the living room doing the other chick. so im on top doing this chick on the couch and im about to bust one and all of the sudden i feel is a cold hand on my balls. %%#% scared me so i jump up and turn around and as soon as i do i bust one all over the chick my boy was doing. she has it all over her stomach. i was like what the +%!% are you doing. she said that she was trying to get her phone because her sister had it and she need to make a call and we were laying on top of the phone. i was like my bad and all i remember her telling me was " at least you didnt bust on in my sister and got her pregnant" lol

third.
me and two of my boys are leaving the club and we meet these 3 chicks in the parking lot of the club. so i ended up in the car with one these chicks and im straight messing around with her. all of the sudden she starts to give me head and im feeling like a boss. at the same time the cops are walking around the parking lot trying to get people to leave. we are like the last cars in the parking lot so the cops start talking to my boys and the other 2 chicks outside the car. next thing you know i hear a knock on the window and one of the cop is looking at me with a big smile. tells us to take it to the house. the other two chicks didnt know what was going on with me and there friend and all i hear from one of the chicks standing outside is " mom what are you doing" this chick was 35 years old but looked like she was in her mid 20's. she looks at her daughter and said " you act like you never gave head before" i couldn’t stop laughing on the way home.

forth.
I was at his chicks house that I have been talking to for a minute. she would tell me that her mom was really cool and didn’t care what she did and who she talked to. so im there chillen and were watching a movie in the living room and her mom walks in. her mom starts to talk to me and a hour passes by. Her mom tells her” this is the type of guy I would like you to date and maybe end up marrying. She then tells her” you need to make sure you keep him happy and make sure you put it on him and if you need me to show you how I will” im like really nerves after that so I tell this chick im fixing to leave. She tells me not to leave and wanted me to go chill in her room. So were there in her room watching tv and all of the sudden she starts to give me head. Im leaning back with my eyes close feeling all good and next thing you know her mom walks in saying “ that’s what im talking about”. I jump up and pull up my pants and walk out. shes crying because her mom walks in on us and her mom is screaming to me as im walking out the door “ where are you going, she isn’t finish yet come back”.