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Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

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blackmagnus514		#481	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 16743 01/15/12 9:01 AM	@ some of these stories. Tumblr "Mind's at a place where yours aint, so I'm wearing war paint" @KarstenNV
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Rolaholic		#482	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 7134 01/15/12 9:19 AM	Rick2345 wrote: Story 2(Same girl from before): -She says she wants to try and get the D again and her parents were out of town and so we schedule something later in the day -We get to her house and as soon as i turn around boom she's standing there in her birthday suit and i'm just feeling like -I proceed to follow the leader and were started getting it in -Were strictly missionary at this point and she turns around puts her booty straight in the air and i'm going in doggy style when suddenly i start smelling something weird.I knew it was no fart so i started slowing down my stroke to investigate a bit trying to figure out what was going on -As i slowed down it seemed as if the slower i went the stronger the stench got so i start slowing down and even completely stop now she starting to look a little upset.and asks"what's wrong?" and i let her know something is smelling bad and i was starting to flatten out like a tire it was so bad so we start checking and looking around come to find out its this dam girls feet -Starts telling me this story that she had a P.E. final that day and that she only had her Uggs and sadly had no socks on -Mood dies quickly after she sees my face of disgust and we both zip up again and move on, next day i let her know that this FWB thing wasn't working for me and i never hit her up again i was to haunted by the stench to try and get back in the box Just picturing this has me cracking up Foul smelling feet are def a no no
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Mr Marcus		#483	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3144 01/15/12 9:24 AM	Put em up wrote: Tr1ll wrote: Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her, Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back. homie you laid there with your underwear wet with nut, come all over your legs and belly and you didnt wipe it bc you didnt want her to know... pipe stuck to the leg and everything. im seriously in tears dog.
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Mr Marcus		#484	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3145 01/15/12 9:29 AM	BoredONE1 wrote: pip777 wrote: DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so **ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. real tears rolled down my face
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justicedivine		#485	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 33 01/15/12 9:50 AM	DimesLikeHefner wrote: Son..
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ErickM713		#486	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2547 01/15/12 10:48 AM	DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so **ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. Team Metal Heads THRASH OR BE THRASHED!!
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SaNTi0321		#487	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 7668 01/15/12 10:52 AM	WWW.STATICMOTION.CA x PHOTOSTREAM
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504 D1 Prospect		#488	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1556 01/15/12 10:56 AM	Filthy C.GAMBINOxTORO Y MOIxSTEWRAT No Handouts Cause _s Don't Owe You Nothing
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Rolaholic		#489	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 7136 01/15/12 11:03 AM	ErickM713 wrote: DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so *ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. This gif has been absolutely perfect for half of these stories,A+ execution each time Probably the nastiest story I've ever read. Dude swallowed %##!+%%#*%%! vaginal discharge
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Mycoldyourdone		#490	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 6595 01/15/12 11:11 AM	and why did you swallow? wait till you see my dick tracy comic book collection
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sreggie101		#491	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2858 01/15/12 11:20 AM	Rolaholic wrote: ErickM713 wrote: DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so *ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. This gif has been absolutely perfect for half of these stories,A+ execution each time Probably the nastiest story I've ever read. Dude swallowed #!$%+%+#%%@+ vaginal discharge all of this GT.HeavyGuns001
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Antidope		#492	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 274 01/15/12 11:36 AM	sreggie101 wrote: Rolaholic wrote: ErickM713 wrote: This gif has been absolutely perfect for half of these stories,A+ execution each time Probably the nastiest story I've ever read. Dude swallowed #!$%+%+#%%@+ vaginal discharge all of this SAN ANTONIO SPURS* STEPHEN CURRY#30 JAY-Z
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Shaze804		#493	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3448 01/15/12 11:46 AM	DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so **ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. SeeYouinmyNightmares Blog @KING_KG
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Shaze804		#494	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3449 01/15/12 12:16 PM	SeeYouinmyNightmares Blog @KING_KG Last Edited By: Shaze804 01/15/12 1:55 PM. Edited 2 times.
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Lyrical92		#495	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 350 01/15/12 12:22 PM	That story I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror after committing that. . . Id prolly jump rope.
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Dagrandesoda		#496	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 271 01/15/12 1:18 PM	dude u ate your kid............. A MOGUL'S SON, A DR OF MARTIN'S LUKE, AND BEST OF ALL A CHAMPON. GREATNESS LIES IN ALL OF US.
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ColdCity		#497	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 4299 01/15/12 1:28 PM	cycoviZion wrote: DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so **ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. TEAM CHICAGO BULLS / PHILADELPHIA EAGLES > SIX-TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS: 1991.1992.1993.1996.1997.1998 < Want To Trade DS Concord XI sz 12 for DS Banned 1 sz 12...Want To Buy - DAVE WHITE AJ1's,KD IV ASG,BANNED 1's,Black Flip III's,Metallic V's, Playoff XIII & Concord XI's ONLY sz 12 #TeamAntiResell
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Ruxxx		#498	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 7770 01/15/12 1:41 PM	Damn... I think my man's story shut this thread DOWN.
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Hugo		#499	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 9387 01/15/12 1:56 PM	had this one joint that had a 2 yr old kid. so that kid needed to be in the room while i was beating because i rent a room. so long story short the 2 year ol girl kept looking at her mom dome me. and was chilling in the same bed i was beating her mom. Niners
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WhatsLosinLike		#500	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 5439 01/15/12 2:34 PM	DimesLikeHefner wrote: My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!%, +%%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and ** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so **ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion. bruh... FS: DS 2011 CONCORD XI'S SZ. 10! MIAMI HEAT \| PHILADELPHIA EAGLES \| HOUSTON ROCKETS twitter.
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