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Hendrix Watermelon		#61	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2624 01/28/12 9:57 PM	hmmm, what if she says smoethikng like "well, goodluck with that" did I do it wrong? INTERZONE
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Credo		#62	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 225 01/28/12 9:59 PM	AKA LONGSTROKE wrote: The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date. In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before. BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races. You're welcome. Wrong. Best way is to be a completely useless tool. I'm not well adjusted I'm just medicated by Metal
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CuriousGeorg3		#63	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1219 01/28/12 10:10 PM	Hendrix Watermelon wrote: hmmm, what if she says smoethikng like "well, goodluck with that" did I do it wrong? then she wasnt attracted to you in the first place. sorry man.
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40inchBoost		#64	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1284 01/28/12 10:10 PM	LOL will try this tonight @ the bars, will report back tomorrow NT FTW $#*$ Rich, Let's Get Wealthy
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ATLien Seeko		#65	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 12131 01/28/12 10:16 PM	The fact that you had to mention not being a creep Every time I post you get a glimpse of Atlanta
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superflyinchopstickninja		#66	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 5160 01/28/12 10:19 PM	AKA LONGSTROKE wrote: The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date. In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before. BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races. You're welcome. get outta here with your real advice i buy what i like rockin the shoe and not the hype
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AKA LONGSTROKE		#67	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 487 01/28/12 10:20 PM	Credo wrote: AKA LONGSTROKE wrote: The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date. In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before. BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races. You're welcome. Wrong. Best way is to be a completely useless tool.
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AKA LONGSTROKE		#68	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 488 01/28/12 10:24 PM	superflyinchopstickninja wrote: AKA LONGSTROKE wrote: The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date. In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before. BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races. You're welcome. get outta here with your real advice OKAY
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VeintiSiete		#69	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 620 01/28/12 10:34 PM	natelav129 wrote: how is this thread worthy -Sigo C.L.U.B.
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rnoory		#70	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 293 01/28/12 10:45 PM	Do lines like this actually work, my homegirl told me that lines don't work. Ive been out the game for years so i gotta catch up to this now.
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AZwildcats		#71	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2714 01/28/12 10:52 PM	Well, just got threatened with a restraining order.... TENNESSEE TITANS CHELSEA FC PHOENIX SUNS ARIZONA WILDCATS TEAM SUDAN
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rayray3thousand		#72	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3554 01/28/12 11:03 PM	scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do? Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah. Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day. Her: Aww thank you! Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up ) Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %+! T E A M N E W Y O R K K N I C K S FAN # 72 Team Buffalo Bills fan #1 of 2 (anyone else please PM me)*
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RetroSan		#73	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 3169 01/28/12 11:04 PM	Peep Game wrote: Animal Thug1539 wrote: scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do? Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah. Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day. Her: Aww thank you! Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up ) Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+! FAIL. perfect Luffy&Zoro&Nami&Usopp&Sanji&Chopper&Robin&Franky&Brook
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backpacker23		#74	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 625 01/28/12 11:06 PM	p4l TEAMTHISI$ANGOON
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TSX24		#75	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 744 01/28/12 11:07 PM	im using this tonight. will be back for update.
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scshift		#76	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 4683 01/28/12 11:15 PM	Peep Game wrote: Animal Thug1539 wrote: scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do? Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah. Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day. Her: Aww thank you! Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up ) Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+! FAIL. x scshift
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cap1229		#77	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 108 01/28/12 11:25 PM	If you can deliver like Jason from Simple Pickup this will prolly work. I'm just saying you can do better. #Spartan
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datpiff110		#78	[url]	[-]
Registered User Posts: 160 01/28/12 11:32 PM	yall stupid as hell if u try this LAME
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Ballinsam23		#79	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 2727 01/28/12 11:34 PM	not big on pick up lines, but i'm definitely gonna try this one. that "can i borrow you, i'll promise i'll give you back" line actually worked for me at club/bar once. I was scoping the dance floor tryna see who i'm about to have dry sex with. I see this girl who was dancing with her friend. So I gently pulled her towards me.... Me: Her: I'm dancing with my friend Me to her friend: can i borrow your friend, i'll promise i'll give her back Her friend: . Proceeds to push her towards me. We ended up hooking up that night. 1/1 with that line thanks to NT T E A M N E W Y O R K K N I C K S
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UnCalled4Boy		#80	[url]	[-]
Registered Member Posts: 1758 01/28/12 11:40 PM	KrazyChino wrote: *Actual sex not guaranteed. Panty Bandit Inc. We'll. Take. Your. Girl. and. Her. Panties.
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