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AKA LONGSTROKE wrote:The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.You're welcome.
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Hendrix Watermelon wrote:hmmm, what if she says smoethikng like "well, goodluck with that" did I do it wrong?
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Credo wrote:AKA LONGSTROKE wrote:The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.You're welcome. Wrong. Best way is to be a completely useless tool.
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superflyinchopstickninja wrote:AKA LONGSTROKE wrote:The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.You're welcome. get outta here with your real advice
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natelav129 wrote:how is this thread worthy
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scshift wrote:Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do?Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.Her: Aww thank you!Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up )Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+!
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Peep Game wrote:Animal Thug1539 wrote:scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do?Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.Her: Aww thank you!Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up )Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+! FAIL.
Animal Thug1539 wrote:scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do?Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.Her: Aww thank you!Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up )Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+! FAIL.
scshift wrote: Negative on my part. Me: So what do you like to do?Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.Her: Aww thank you!Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight. (stupid slip up )Her: What? Don't hit me Me: %*+!
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KrazyChino wrote:*Actual sex not guaranteed.
*Actual sex not guaranteed.
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