Yessir, the title's not lying. I was going to be super-low key about it until I heard back on whether or not I got the Job (and the Swoosh accounts that come with it), but I've been lurking here for a couple years now, and I do love the NT fam, so I'm gonna spill it.
I was surfing NikeBiz to...
http://www.telegraph.co.u...-celebratory-bullet.html
There are over 6 billion people on Earth, this was going to happen at some point. Still gotta feel horrible for his bride, though.