Post the ILLEST EM line vol. RELAPSE IS COMING

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this dudes flow is unrivaled
heres one for starters that had me
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back in the day

"So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a *$!@ if this chick was my own mother
I still *$!@ her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine"
 
my fav verse:
There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
Human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the ++%%!#, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin to !!$# him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any *!+%%% that said he was raw
My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new *+%%%
Met on the second, wet on the third;
Then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong


...and well... the entire "murder murder" track
 
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, *******, ********, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his *** yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a ****, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my **** in between my legs and cluck
You ************* chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
****, half the **** I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ***
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a ******* rapist in a Jason mask
 
Yo.. I'll ******.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you'll think I pulled the ****** ground out from underneath you
(*****!) I no ****** Gee, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
**** the planet, til spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes
 
I'll take it back before we knew each other's name
Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame
I'll take it further back than that
Back to Lovers' lane, to the night you were thought of, and
C-block your father's game

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Originally Posted by CarolinaPack04

I'll take it back before we knew each other's name
Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame
I'll take it further back than that
Back to Lovers' lane, to the night you were thought of, and
C-block your father's game

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this one takes it back, nice lines!
 
One of the Greatest Rappers ever, just hope he can make it back to where he once was...

as far as lines....no need.
 
that freestyle that was posted.. I swear I heard it on a anger managment tour mixtape I had with a differnt beat. I remember that 2 pac line...
 
I don't give a %$!# if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
While I'm drunk as %$!#
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
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i dunno somehow the post got f'd up and repeated the same video. so I'll just leave y'all with one video

-The Juice�
 
Damn Juice you ain't have to go in like that
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I'm going for broke, gambling and playing for keeps
Everyday in the streets, scrambling and paying for cheep
Praying for sleep
Dreaming with a watering mouth
Wishing for a better life for my daughter and spouse
In this slaughtering house, caught up in bouts
With the root of all evil
I've seen it turn beautiful people crude and deceitful
And make them do @$#+ illegal
For these Grant's and Jackson's
These transactions explain a man's actions
But in the mist of this insanity, I found my Christianity
Through God and there's a wish he granted me
He showed me how to cope with the stress
And hope for the best, instead of mope and depressed
Always groping a mess, of flying over the nest
To selling dope with the rest
I quit smoking cess to open my chest
Life is stressful inside this cesspool
Trying to wrestle, I almost bust a blood vessel
My little brother's trying to learn his mathematics
He's asthmatic, running home from school away from crack addicts
Kids attract static, children with automatics
Taking target practice on teens for Starter Jackets
I'm using smarter tactics to overcome this slum
I won't become as dumb as some and succumb to scum
It's cumbersome, I'm trying to do well on this Earth
But it's been Hell on this Earth since I fell on this Earth


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Cause we gon' bring it to anybody who want it
You want it? You gon' get it
name 'em we gon' hit 'em chew 'em up and spit 'em out {*hoch spit*}
Too much venom and if you roll with 'em
we gon' $*+# you up with 'em
I got to much momentum moving in my direction to lose
My shoes will explode as soon as you go to step to them (Broom)
You know how we do it when we do how we do it when we come through
G-Unit, D-1-2 and Obie we all move like assassins
Ski mask and gloves consider this as a warning
Disaster comes faster than you can react to it, just ask Muggs
But we are fizast, $*+# your little *$%*% $+% up
We are not killers, my vato will have you shot though
Drag through the barrio and !$@#!$ like Kim Osario
Little sorry $+$ $+%, go ask B-Real
We burn Source covers like @+$#!% Cypress Hill
Did in the 90's when you was in diapers still
Shady Records you better believe the hype is real
This is no joke, I don't smoke
But I toke enough secondhand to make my *!+$#!@ P.O. choke
I'm an OG, your *!+$#!@ with a G.I. Joe
Bia Bia, mia mio a vida loco
I'm a pyscho Mariah ain't got $$@! on me
When I retire I'll be spittin baby food on people
A tent siged on her ranch huddle up next to her
with Hello Kitty slippers on, humpin her legs
You ever had your cap peeled back or your $$@! pushed in
I put my blade in you like a f----- pin cushion
slice your ear clear off, Smirnoff and Hen-dawg
I'll show you to kill a *!+$#!@ man like Sen Dog
Nobody told you that I'm loco ese?
I lack every sane chemical in my membrane
I'm Slim Shay... D and the 'D' is for deez nuts
And you can get each one for free so feast up
I pee in a cup for three months
I'm having an E party for Easter please come
Cause we-
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My only Em verse I like
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They think they crazy but they ain't crazy, let's face it
@@+@ basically they just playin sick
They ain't @@+@, they ain't sayin @@+@, spray em' fifty
A to the K get in the way I'll bring Dre and them wit me
And turn this day into %*!%%* mayhem, you stayin wit me?
Don't let me lose you, I'm not tryin to confuse you
When I let loose wit this Uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu
You get the message? Am I gettin through to you?
You know what's comin, you **%$+%+!#$$*+ don't even know, do you?
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em' up in a pot
Sprinkle a little BIG L on top, what the %$$% do you got?
You got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap @@+@, like it or not
It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot
You put ya life in this, nothin like survivin a shot
Y'all know what time it is, soon as fifty signs on this dot
@@+@ what you know about death threats, cause I get a lot
Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers
Some cowards %#%%$% wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children in nuclear showers
There's nothin spookier
Ya now about to witness the power of %*!%%* fifty

Wow he went off
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back when Em was nice that mofo was FILTHY

I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look **##!, what have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you #%$*!" I said, "*@++ it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
 
i came here to post Stimulate and the verse Dark Knight posted.....

so ima go with this...


Which is it %%**@, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn't matter your attorney Fred Gibson's a %@#%++!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his %*$ (Uhh!)

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yo, when i first heard The Marshall Mathers LP, i couldnt believe my ears.
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The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
so fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!)
with three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
$!!@ a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit I like pain (AHH!)
and you should be anywhere that I might gain
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps
then I'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, $!!@ em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck
and then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
to stampede your chest till you can't breathe
And when I'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
and still have half left
 
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