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Even My Father Knows, where the revolver goes, I'll bring the beef to your front door like dominos- Lloyd Banks

I'll Throw your Wifey in the back of the van like she's on room raiders- Loso

So go head and %!@% off before I let it Buck off! I'll treat ya like a chick and tell you to take the stuff off!- Styles P

Imma pop him in the head til his brains start to fizz on him, I aint sold my soul to the devil, I bought his from Him- Jadakiss

You better Flee Hops, or get your head Flown three blocks- Big L

I got more kicks than a baby inside a stomach- Nas
 
"I'ma get Bucks like Milwaukee so like Sam I Ca-sell"

"Flow sicker than Tiki front of his tv watchin' E flea to throw the game winnin' TD to PB"
 
- "Lyrically i'll murk you, physically i'll hurt you, he ain't ever ran the streets you had a curfew". -T.I.
 
The K I double S and, Here's the lesson
Most beams is infared, but mine's is flourescent-jadakiss

Versatile, my style switches like a @!#+%+
But not bisexual, I'm an intellectual
Of rap, I'm a professional and that's no question, yo-nas
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"I'll slump you in the drivers seat and have you really ghostride the whip" - Joe Budden

"We got the bad %@+$@%$ gaspin for air in Aspen
Searchin for aspirin when I ask in, we swing
You cling we do our thing and bring
Slinging ding-a-ling from Bed-Stuy Brooklyn to Beijing" - Sauce Money

"If I ain't hungry who the f**k is, I'm worst than them African kids" - the highly underrated Sheek Louch
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(I coulda put the entire Reservoir Dogs song forreal)
 
"With cracks to cook no athlete's foot/But I still stuff the powder in the sock" J.R.

"And I can get them chains of you faster then Abraham Lincoln" J.R.

"Equipped with two scopes, so nope/I can never miss you like you with me every minute, get it?" J.R.

"Yousa ball hog, you ain't ain never pass the rock" J.R.

"So I put the top down, like I ain't never heard of indecent exposure" J.R.


Dude stays with the hot lines
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Buck Shots from the Rifle/ then i will make N's beat it and Scream like Micheal-Sean Price

Came inside Rhianna with No Umbrella/ Make the B have twins we naming em both Ella- Sean Price

Bisexual Burners Both ways with the Biscuit/Hit Ns and Bs and occasionally Infants - Sean Price

When i Touch down/ Im like Buckshot Shorty Duck Down- Cam

My name Carry through Each state/ so u don't gotta go all the way to LA to get ya MC Eight(ate)- LLoyd Banks matter of fact u could put that whole trackup.

So you can see the sharks and piranhas/ a pair of pajamas/ That's my neighbor the f disresepected my mama- Ghostface
 
"Cause the bullets is like calisthenics when im squirtin....when they start hurtin, that means they workin..."
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~ jada
 
Prometh in my cup, puffin on a Dutch tryin to mess wit a %@##. Hands on her butt hollerin West N what. And I steal N's girls like it's illegal, so Iguess I jacka$$ like Steve-o. The bay is where I made my name, where N's go dumb like Damon wayans, yea it's hyphy but some n's be going all out,so I don't go dumb cus the gun might fall out. All these from ya boy. I'm on my phone so I don't wanna post more
 
"He aint brave,he a punk/ I put his family in boxes meet the brady bunch" Joey

"How yall feel yall selves, should kill yall selves/us cowboys dont need you, you Bill Parcells"

"If these dudes is live, im the created player"

"Ride or die or do both n**** ride to the death, or I acapella the whole left side of his chese" Took me a while to get this one

All these are from one verse.....disgusting
 
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