People Making Random Comments/Asking You Random Questions vol. Weird and Awkward

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So, I was just at #%*+# Sporting Goods and I'm in the bathroom taking a leak. Then, as I'm washing my hands, some old bald dude starts complementing myhair cause I got locks like Sampson. He says "My, I wish I had hair like you." "It's so curly and luscious I love it." I'm sittingthere with the
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on my face, I thanked him (nh) and dipped outta thereas fast as possible. $%@* was mad awkward. Then as I'm checking out the Nike Basketball shorts section
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, some white chick starts asking me about my Fire Red III's I had on like "Where did you get those shoes they are so pretty I love the red onthem I want to get them for my brother and you HAVE to tell me where you got them." So, I told her I got 'em at Target just to mess with her
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. Why do some people do this awkward weird comment/question $%@*?
 
yns....
you couldve, but you aint.
and i mean with the white chick.

this is unappreciated in elevators. Those 5 seconds between floor destination does not mean tell me how your trip to NY is or verbally blog your currentsituation to me
 
you know you took an L on that last one right?
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quoting just in case you try to edit:
Basketball shorts section
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, some white chick starts asking me about my Fire Red III's I had on like "Where did you get those shoes they are so pretty I love the red on them I want to get them for my brother and you HAVE to tell me where you got them." So, I told her I got 'em at Target just to mess with her
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. Why do some people do this awkward weird comment/question $%@*?
 
you just aint social fam, i can understand your stance on dude in the bathroom but there's nothing wrong with a girl complimenting you. If it makes youfeel awkward and you don't like it that's on you. There's a difference between being friendly and being awkward/creepy/weird i.e. home girl vs. manin the bathroom
 
Some of the weirdest ones I can think of are when I was looking for an apartment, the apartment manager who was driving me to the other complex in his companycar (was something small like an Echo) was like, "Now I'm not gay or anything, but you smell good. I bet you'll have tons of girls up there, andyou'll like our apartments too because they're good for that."

I've had people ask to touch my hair, had somebody tell me they were impressed by my wingspan when I was walking in the mall (heard it on the court, but itmakes more sense there), been mobbed by about 7 parents for an autograph by a bunch of out of touch adults who thought I was "the guy from Drumline"(Nick Cannon) and I look NOTHING close to like him. They obviously hadneen 't seen it and just assumed he (I) was a celebrity and wanted to get anautograph for their grandkids or something. And my boss made an awkward comment after these 2 fat bootied coworkers powerwalked past us in the hallway (theladies like to walk around the halls downstairs during break for a quick exercise) about how he "couldn't do anything with that and Felix would dietrying since he already is dying [Felix is retired military vet and survivor of cancer, walks like a T Rex)" but Dennis (me) would do whatever I wantedwith it.

He said tons of awkward stuff really, the type of dude to just say whatever was on his mind and never meant to, but would occassionally offend or piss peopleoff
 
i've been asked "do u work here" showed them my tag with my name and they have just walked away its weird
 
people always complement my hair and i just say thanks, and old lunch ladies try to kick it with me, and then security guards are hype for me, im like bro calmdown, also when people ask me if i sell drugs, i wear champ hoodies, baggy pants,timbs and ACGs 24/7
 
Also, I didn't game up the white girl cause she wasn't hot and had acne on her face, so I didn't take an L with that.
 
i just got done getting a haircut a couple weeks ago and this old lady probably like 50 or so, says "you look very handsome" i was just like thanksand walked out. it was really weird too, i paused for a second since i was caught off guard by it. i know im cute but damn
 
Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

You're a @$!%@#!. A girl strikes up convo with you and you give her a bs answer. Smh. YNS
He probably wasn't feelin her.
 
Originally Posted by OHyeah10

i just got done getting a haircut a couple weeks ago and this old lady probably like 50 or so, says "you look very handsome" i was just like thanks and walked out. it was really weird too, i paused for a second since i was caught off guard by it. i know im cute but damn


Eh thats to be expected. Now if she started feeling you up....
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Chicks: "You're cute but you are sooooooo quiet."

Me:".......................................................... (with no facial expression at all)"


I STAY takin L's.
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"Damn you're tall"

Really? Never noticed, thanks for mentioning it. Gotta get that checked out or something.
 
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