NT WHERE DO I GET ONE? VOL. GIRLFRIENDS

Originally Posted by jjsrf

lulz moms thinking you gay..
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Like I keep my sexual exploits a secret from my mom and sex in general is not something I feel comfortable talking to her about. So when she dropped thewhere's your girlfriend bomb and asked if I was gay I just hit her with the seinfeld gif
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Originally Posted by SaNTi0321

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Aite so my mom and aunt called me out for not having a girlfriend, insinuating that i was gay. I didn't know how to tell mom that I rather have (protected) sex with !%*%@$ and random women I meet at bars/parties.


Anyhow I decided to give this gf thing a try, where do I start looking?
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I'm debating bringing a female model/stripper back for Christmas dinner.
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Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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pm me, maybe i can help you with this problem of yours......
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Originally Posted by lil rell

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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pm me, maybe i can help you with this problem of yours......
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its a trap.

this guy has a lot of baggage.
 
Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by crazykicks4306

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

is your s/n your real name?
anton lavey is some guy who worshiped the devil..
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OP tryna avoid my question.

you down with satanism OP?
Yes as a matter of fact I am. It is pretty obvious in my sig....but back to the issue at hand. Where can I get one of those fresh off the boatJapanese girlfriends old white dudes be getting?
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by ballinamillion1

U in college???

Nope, graduated......there are some nice, cute, rich little white women I could have locked down in college but I got greedy.
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I'm in grad school now/slacker
Idk bout grad school, but I'm guessing there are a lotta women that are looking to settle down once they get outta college and get to that 23-26 age
 
Originally Posted by ballinamillion1

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by ballinamillion1

U in college???

Nope, graduated......there are some nice, cute, rich little white women I could have locked down in college but I got greedy.
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I'm in grad school now/slacker
Idk bout grad school, but I'm guessing there are a lotta women that are looking to settle down once they get outta college and get to that 23 -26 age
Honestly, the pickings are slim in my grad program....they're either heidious, or taken. I plan on going to med school, hopefully there'smore to choose from. But it was a lot easier in college to get a gf....real life is madd work
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. You gotta take these broads out to dinner and #$%? What part of the game isthis? It was a lot easier when girls were simply impressed by the fact that you were in their class and could chug a can of natty in 3 seconds.
 
I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?
 
Originally Posted by airmissionretro

Honestly, you can get them anywhere. And unfortunately, it takes exhausting work like with anything else in life. But it can be done.
Exactly.
Literally anywhere...
Shopping stores, library, grocery store, you name it...
 
Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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I just don't get why you keep frontin on me like we didn't already talk about this. I'm tryna give you the world girl...

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Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?
LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who sharesphilosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.
 
Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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I just don't get why you keep frontin on me like we didn't already talk about this. I'm tryna give you the world girl...

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Originally Posted by bangtcg

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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I just don't get why you keep frontin on me like we didn't already talk about this. I'm tryna give you the world girl...

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looks at your sig
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Originally Posted by bangtcg

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"
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my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor
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I just don't get why you keep frontin on me like we didn't already talk about this. I'm tryna give you the world girl...

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looks at your sig
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LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.
I bet you had a joyous/evil celebration when you hit 666 posts, hu? It hurt your heart to post again?
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?
LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.
 
Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?
LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.
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Kermit thinks I should avoid discussing thisat all costs now back to the girlfriends.....I asked earlier where can I get one of those japanese/korean FOB girlfriends.....I used to see dudes with them allthe time in Harvard square
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