**best punchlines and lyrics in 2008**

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post some of the best punchlines, rhymes, lyrics ya'll heard in 2008. here we go wit all the weezy shhhh!! haha you gon need a paper towel to wipe thisthread out cuz its gon be the $%%%! haha
 
Originally Posted by j0nnyblaze

here we go wit all the weezy shhhh!! haha you gon need a paper towel to wipe this thread out cuz its gon be the $%%%! haha
 
For me Jay-Z "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit".....Due to the fact that I don't like or wear skinny jeans
 
Originally Posted by mrflightclub23

For me Jay-Z "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knocks don't fit".....Due to the fact that I don't like or wear skinny jeans

oh your knocks don't fit? word?
 
oh your knocks don't fit? word?


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Originally Posted by 22 Deuces 22

Originally Posted by mrflightclub23

For me Jay-Z "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knocks don't fit".....Due to the fact that I don't like or wear skinny jeans

oh your knocks don't fit? word?
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Got em.
 
"Impossible is nothing, your environment's irrelevant
just never let emotions overpower your intelligence"

T.I.-Slide Show. He had a bunch of dope lines on that CD.

"Your biggest success is my worst blunder"
-Nas.
 
a couple Luda lines

"bow down to greatness, before I get pissst-in run up in the stands like that Indiana Pacers"

"The bank yells mayday, cuz everyday's a payday, I put it on tape and then I sell'em like Ray-J, but not tothe store, straight to the buyer, cuz I slung em out my trunk like the DC sniper"

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Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines
 
"I guess it's gon be what it's gon be
But heres one thing you got to hear
I'm a tell you like George Bush told me
F**k ya'll n_ I'm out of here"
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-DJ Khalid Feat. Kanye West & T-Pain - Go Hard.
 
One thang you ain't considered,
I heard you when you told your girl, "Oooh, he can get it..."
Admit it!
You did it!
Let's hop a cab, and split it!
I'm kiddin'!
We both goin' to where you livin'!
Ha! I got you gigglin' like a piglet!
Oh, that's the ticket!
I hope you more like Anita Baker than Robin Givens.
No, I don't know that lady so let me quit it,
I'm just style-freein',
Freestylin' which I seldom do,
This is what I'm tellin' you,
To the bed I'm nailin' you,
Like I've been in jail for two,
Years and then they let me loose..


John Legend,Andre 3K-Green Light
 
Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

a couple Luda lines

"bow down to greatness, before I get pissst-in run up in the stands like that Indiana Pacers"

"The bank yells mayday, cuz everyday's a payday, I put it on tape and then I sell'em like Ray-J, but not to the store, straight to the buyer, cuz I slung em out my trunk like the DC sniper"

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FTW
 
Not really one of the best but it always gets me hype:

They say I come from the bottom but I stay on the top/ You might need a ladder shorty cuz I'm way on the top/ that's right I'm rich and I'myung like it say on my top/ and if you ask my bottom B*&^h I bet she say I'm on top/ I got no patience for slow ho'es so catch up itch/ the bestcome to those who wait but I aint ketchup itch/ I flip fast as a light switch(hey!)/ that's right itch(hey!)/ I don't swing at errthing just the rightpitch.........ughhhh...that whole intro is crazzyyyyyyyy

Oh I forgot....

"Slide on these nikes wit my name in the cusion/ same style as the plane they fly President Bush in"....

Its tons more but I was in R&B mood (break ups to make up ftl/ftw?...lol)

Ohhh and TINC mixtape>>>>>> whatever 'tape of 08....
 
I just posted this in the Clipse thread....

"On the road to the riches with the %#%*%%% and the cars,
*It aint hard to tell*, we cant all be *NaS*.
The truth really is we cant all be stars,
but Ill be GOT DAMN if I settle for Pras!"
- Pusha ton
 
Originally Posted by youngflykidchris

One thang you ain't considered,
I heard you when you told your girl, "Oooh, he can get it..."
Admit it!
You did it!
Let's hop a cab, and split it!
I'm kiddin'!
We both goin' to where you livin'!
Ha! I got you gigglin' like a piglet!
Oh, that's the ticket!
I hope you more like Anita Baker than Robin Givens.
No, I don't know that lady so let me quit it,
I'm just style-freein',
Freestylin' which I seldom do,
This is what I'm tellin' you,
To the bed I'm nailin' you,
Like I've been in jail for two,
Years and then they let me loose..


John Legend,Andre 3K-Green Light
Def. appreciate that verse from Mr. 3000! always gives QUALITY or quantity.
 
"And six albums later, you'll deposit every word / til your memory bank gives me the credit I deserve / Top 5 damn right, but really it just hit methat 3 of your top 5 too scared to f**k with me" - Luda

"And your music isn't favored, and DJ's they never bring it back like you go and borrow something from your neighbors / Like a cup full of sugar,a roll full of salt, the name of my car insurance is your f**kin fault
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/ And if you sittin on chrome I call up my boys and have you stripped of your medals like Marion Jones" - Luda

"She said, "Why you in the club, and you don't make it precipitate?
You know, make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm"
I'm like, "Why? "
The world needs sun
The hood needs funds
There's a war going on and half the battle is guns
How dare I throw it on the floor
When people are poor
So I write like Edgar Allen to restore, got a cord? [?]
Umbilical attached to a place they can't afford
No landscaping, Or window draping
This old lady told me,
"If I ain't got nothin' good, say nathing"
That's why I don't talk much
I swear it don't cost much, to pay attention to me
I tell like it is, and I tell it how it could be
The hood be
Requesting my services, Oh don't get nervous it's
Step yo game up time, These ain't them same old rhymes
Designed to have you dancin' in some club
Ni**as write to me
Woman be up in they tub
Exfoliating with they pom poms
Yellin' "GO 3000! "
I'm in my whatever bumpin' what?
A 100 miles in
Runnin' Runnin' Runnin' Runnin'
Summon
Woman
Come in
Sit down, heard you need some plumbing
Done and
I'm in
A swell mood
A rather swoll mood
Until she told me that she told (?)
That's she'll be back, she's going to the store
I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door
I pointed her too
I said, "Call me when ya'll break up
I don't f**k nobody b**ch
And never only Jacob, know what time it is
Ni**as just tryin' to live
Like a ni**a suppose to live
If I still drink that malt liquor
I pour that beer
On the ground for ni**as not around
I started out starvin'
Now they got me out here Brett Farve'n
Try'n to see if I still got it... (got it...)
I guess it's like a bike think about it... ('bout it...)
"
- ANDRE 3 FU**IN STACKS
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yes I had to put the entire verse)

 
From the new Clipse mixtape.......

Pusha on the intro:

"They HOV lane it and don't get it/The only difference is the blue magic ain't in it"
 
"So I went hard like Madusa starin at me. I told her 'Let's go, let's blow this lame n_ factory......I told her 'If I were u it would bethat I'd go home wit..."

-3 Stacks

"U know how them double shots of Remy Martin do my n_. I'll shoot yo b_ a_, Remy Martin u my n_..."

-Loso (case u aint know so)

"Why would he play me though, actin like he kin to me? When you owe me money that's sorta like a sin to me. That's when I grab the bat, got realbad energy, RBI, REAL BAD INJURIES."

-Killa

"Let me find out I got em Amy Wined out. I got em hooked like I threw a fishin line out (gotcha). My white girl keep me Federlined out, I'm 2 G so Istay Gucci signed out. And I get so much attention, they sit and talk about me like intervention..."

A lot more but can't think right now.
 
Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

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Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines

Huh? I almost threw up last night listening to all those random !@!, uncorrelated, text-book smilies
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... Luda lost his creative edge. He using that weezyformula all over TotM.

Young Rilla - B.A.N.S. (Take Yo life Away) - Verse 1

I'm a sick individual and you don't really need that
PLEASE, I'll stampede where you produce seeds at
Heed that, yeah I might die for the green jack
That's only cuz Christopher Reeves' back, ease back
I ain't even tryna battle you, like that'll do..
I wanna channel my attitude and BEAT THEE $!@+ OUTTA YOU!
Grip the Pistol, swing Switch-hit and B**** you
And choke you till you're powder blue and MOUTH whoever with you
It's simple, Tony stark mental
__ Iron Man pistol, this a Marvelous issue
With a fistful of B**** dudes in white wigs, I like this too
I'm %#$%#% up like tall *@%* and 5'6'' dudes
On like 6 brews, leaning like split shoes
Nina make a __ have to be the channel 6 news
Leave him like menstrual, PERIOD.
Bloody red and delirious just for being curious, I'm serious man....

Young Rilla - Stressin' - Verse 1

This is lyrical ecstasy.......
I keep it hotter than a jalepeno pepper seed so can't nobody "F" with me
Like I got them STDs, as far as them that rep the G?
Best believe, I'm the best you __s ever seen!
I hit the scene CLEAN, please...while you mean mug f***ers
Infrared beams gleam, I ain't stuntin' these nuccas
I ain't stressing nethin, I roll with nothing less than them cut throats
Smoking double Dutches, we rolling blunts of that jump rope
What up Folk? Gun smoke? That'll wake him up bro
(F***ckin') C*ck block, glock c*cked, knocking at yo front door
Stomping with my shell toes,
I tell h*es "HELL NO!! You just a rib b*tch, I swear I got 12 more"
This is the hood __, this is not Melrose place
Chase Block keep it tight like Velcro
Face shots, POP POP, inhale those
.....And smell those. ..
.......From hell tho...
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That's how you do it right there my dude
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Originally Posted by JordanFan04

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

a couple Luda lines

"bow down to greatness, before I get pissst-in run up in the stands like that Indiana Pacers"

"The bank yells mayday, cuz everyday's a payday, I put it on tape and then I sell'em like Ray-J, but not to the store, straight to the buyer, cuz I slung em out my trunk like the DC sniper"

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Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines


FTW
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thnx for the fix
 
I keep a shorty close like a devil on my shoulder
She walkin with the black SOLES I call her desdemona.
 
WOW Rilla
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Its simpe/ Tony Stark Mental/ __ Iron Man pistol/ This is a Marvelous issue

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But I thought it was dope when Jeezy said "My dog hit me up, he say he gotta lick/ Gotta bad jump shot so he might shoot a brick"
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219



Young Rilla - B.A.N.S. (Take Yo life Away) - Verse 1

I'm a sick individual and you don't really need that
PLEASE, I'll stampede where you produce seeds at
Heed that, yeah I might die for the green jack
That's only cuz Christopher Reeves' back, ease back
I ain't even tryna battle you, like that'll do..
I wanna channel my attitude and BEAT THEE $!@+ OUTTA YOU!
Grip the Pistol, swing Switch-hit and B**** you
And choke you till you're powder blue and MOUTH whoever with you
It's simple, Tony stark mental
__ Iron Man pistol, this a Marvelous issue
With a fistful of B**** dudes in white wigs, I like this too
I'm %#$%#% up like tall *@%* and 5'6'' dudes
On like 6 brews, leaning like split shoes
Nina make a __ have to be the channel 6 news
Leave him like menstrual, PERIOD.
Bloody red and delirious just for being curious, I'm serious man....
Young Rilla - Stressin' - Verse 1

This is lyrical ecstasy.......
I keep it hotter than a jalepeno pepper seed so can't nobody "F" with me
Like I got them STDs, as far as them that rep the G?
Best believe, I'm the best you __s ever seen!
I hit the scene CLEAN, please...while you mean mug f***ers
Infrared beams gleam, I ain't stuntin' these nuccas
I ain't stressing nethin, I roll with nothing less than them cut throats
Smoking double Dutches, we rolling blunts of that jump rope
What up Folk? Gun smoke? That'll wake him up bro
(F***ckin') C*ck block, glock c*cked, knocking at yo front door
Stomping with my shell toes,
I tell h*es "HELL NO!! You just a rib b*tch, I swear I got 12 more"
This is the hood __, this is not Melrose place
Chase Block keep it tight like Velcro
Face shots, POP POP, inhale those
.....And smell those. ..
.......From hell tho...
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That's how you do it right there my dude
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