How do you think I could steal an Xmas gift from my girlfriend...

Im not gonna front, last year my girl got me some bull*%&$ that made me wanna break up with her. she made up for it this year tho.
 
Son got the bootleg Marshalls U.S. Polo Association
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. Naw, but really, I don't see it as that big of a deal really. She probably just asked for a camera because she wanted to at least make sureit's something that's useful for her.
 
Originally Posted by Toy Collector123

Well, she got me a magnet and a US.Polo associations (what is this) polo shirt (when she told me she got me some polo, I pictured a nice cashmere sweater but she was like you gotta join the association before you play the polo).
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Wear a pair of shorts with pockets under some loose sweatpants, then go to her house, have sex and when she goes to the bathroom to clean up, grab the camera,put it in the shorts, throw your sweatpants on and say you have to go your mom needs the car or a ride or something.

Then the next day just call and tell her its over.

Win win situation, you get the camera back and break up sex.
 
Damn now thats embarrassing. I'd rather get nothing than what she gave you. I dont mean to be an +%+ but seriously thats WACK! hahaha

If you guys are still cool she will never expect you to take it so when youre at her place, grab it when shes in the bathroom or occupied with something else.
 
Merry christmas U got a magnet a us polo association shirt and a big L... O god...she got u son!!!!
 
Originally Posted by DwyaneWadeOG

just ask her to borrow it. then break up with her. then take a picture of her hopefully crying for your posterity. and the walk away.
Your plan gets a thumbs up. Commendable. Ingenius. Outstanding.
 
Originally Posted by NikeFlightposite

Son got the bootleg Marshalls U.S. Polo Association
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. Naw, but really, I don't see it as that big of a deal really. She probably just asked for a camera because she wanted to at least make sure it's something that's useful for her.
ahahhaa...just what i thought....atleast she didnt give you a rainbow gino green global tall tee

lol...but op's post made me crack up hard
 
Originally Posted by tyronebillion

she was like you gotta join the association before you play the polo
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son seriously got played by this broad.

But i have a idea that trumps all of em
step 1: go over 2 her house & engage in sexual activities with her
step 2: give her that good old money shot
step 3: take camera & take photos of said money shot
step 4: break up with her & take the camera with you.
 
Originally Posted by Frankie CALentino

Amateurs. Play naughty photographer with her, that way you keep the camera and some parting 'last shots' for leverage.


That's a good one.. but if you like a challenge, get close to her and when she's not pay attention ussse your magnet and pull the camera out. gameover.. good game, no rematch.
 
damn fam, wuts her situation like...is she broke? I'm not gonna lie, i opened up my parents Christmas gift, saw a Polo leather jacket, and my jaw dropped.I looked a little closer and it said...not affiliated with Polo Ralph Lauren, U.S. Polo Assn. i laughed about it to myself, but knowing my families goingthrough some $ problems i brushed it off. The fact that they knew I love jackets and still tried to get me one meant more than the brand of the jacket. so ifshes tight on $ then be more understandable

but if she's ballin', it should be easy to swipe the camera back.

"aye, my mom wants me to take a picture of the family...let me borrow the camera"

"aye, i'm selling some kicks, let me borrow the camera to post pics online"

"aye, pose real quick, ya just bite your lip, ight fosho, i'ma go develop 'em at Walgreens...brb girl, stay warm for me" then cut, and cuther loose
 
i used to get the same wack shirts when she knew that I only wore the authentics. if u can get it back without her knowing, do it. then ditch
 
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