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Just thought i'd share some of the text message jokes i have received lately, so if you guys have any post them here...
1.) God saw you hungry & created McDonalds, he saw you thirsty & created CoCaCola, he saw u without a hot friend and created MY FINE $@+ can i get aamen!
2.) Humpy Dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was giving him He*d, as soon as he came she started to weep, she knew by the taste, he'd been fu*k*n hersheep.
3.) A %%*+#+ asked her doctor, why wont hair grow on my Kooch*e? The doctor replys....have u ever seen grass grown on a busy street?
4.) Women best vehicle in the world. Front 2 bumpers, Bk2 bumpers, self lubricating when hot, monthly oil change, and every piston fits!
5.) Call me ASAP! R u ok? I saw on the news that the short bus flipped over and i know you don't like to wear ur helmet cuz it makes it hard 2 lick thewindow
6.) Greetings!! The annual Co*k su*king contest is friday, we r asking that u do not participate so some1 else can win this year.
7.) Whats the difference between a Monkey n a Donkey? Monkey saves this message n donkey delets this message...choice is urs..
1.) God saw you hungry & created McDonalds, he saw you thirsty & created CoCaCola, he saw u without a hot friend and created MY FINE $@+ can i get aamen!
2.) Humpy Dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was giving him He*d, as soon as he came she started to weep, she knew by the taste, he'd been fu*k*n hersheep.
3.) A %%*+#+ asked her doctor, why wont hair grow on my Kooch*e? The doctor replys....have u ever seen grass grown on a busy street?
4.) Women best vehicle in the world. Front 2 bumpers, Bk2 bumpers, self lubricating when hot, monthly oil change, and every piston fits!
5.) Call me ASAP! R u ok? I saw on the news that the short bus flipped over and i know you don't like to wear ur helmet cuz it makes it hard 2 lick thewindow
6.) Greetings!! The annual Co*k su*king contest is friday, we r asking that u do not participate so some1 else can win this year.
7.) Whats the difference between a Monkey n a Donkey? Monkey saves this message n donkey delets this message...choice is urs..
