NT, when was the last time you had an "accident" Volume: Real Talk, Issue: Don't Lie

roback1991

roback1991

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Two years ago, I was sitting at a bench in a park with a girl when a lady walking her dog walked by. The dog saw some animal and started chasing after it,dragging the lady with it. The lady tried hard to catch up, running as fast as she could. Then, the lady was looking down, trying to wrap the leash around herhand and she didn't see the "please be kind, clean up after your dog" sign and got drilled in the face. She flew back and the dog was draggingher around the park for a hot minute.

I laughed so hard, I peed a little.


A little.
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Playing Basketball at the park. Got to excited and didn't do my three shakes. Ended up dribbling down my leg. Played it off as man sweat
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I fart all the time at work, aint no accident either
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You don't deserve that promotion James L, best believe I've hit you with that chevron gaseverytime we work together
 
about a month ago i woke up too drunk to go to the bathroom and went back to sleep... woke up 3 hours later ran to the bathroom and took half a dump in mypants and the other half around/in the toilet.... to make it worse i was hung over as hell had to barf so i leaned over and barfed in my tub... good thing noone walked by because i didnt even close my bathroom door...
 
i was watching my cousin tickle my other cousin so that he could piss his own pants... i laughed so hard that a little trickle slid down my leg. i was wearingpants tho
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Originally Posted by tecca nena

about a month ago i woke up too drunk to go to the bathroom and went back to sleep... woke up 3 hours later ran to the bathroom and took half a dump in my pants and the other half around/in the toilet.... to make it worse i was hung over as hell had to barf so i leaned over and barfed in my tub... good thing no one walked by because i didnt even close my bathroom door...
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Anyone ever have to pee when your sleep, then you dream your in the bathroom so you just start pissing

Only to wake up in the bed
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happened to me in 07 luckily I was at a hotel
 
I flat out pissed my bed a few weeks ago. And I don't have anything to say to make that sound like it isn't as ridiculous as it really is. I'm noteven lying ya'll. I swear to God.
 
Originally Posted by solefood229

Anyone ever have to pee when your sleep, then you dream your in the bathroom so you just start pissing

Only to wake up in the bed
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happened to me in 07 luckily I was at a hotel
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That ALMOST happened to me a couple times last year. Same scenario, but I woke up right as I was about to piss. But one time I didnt make it tothe bathroom before a squirt leaked out. I felt all
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Originally Posted by roback1991

Originally Posted by FireBirdGoddess

Didn't know people were serious when they say " ___ so hard I peed my pants"
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I'd pee in your pants.
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man i would say some elaborate story about how i dookie'd on myself but naah i didnt...
but...

my bro's chick was takin way to long in the shower so i just said @%@# it and pee'd in the sink.
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poured bleach in there after, but i still dont use that side of the sink.
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Originally Posted by solefood229

Anyone ever have to pee when your sleep, then you dream your in the bathroom so you just start pissing

Only to wake up in the bed
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happened to me in 07 luckily I was at a hotel
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Yea those are the worse!
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Originally Posted by solefood229

Anyone ever have to pee when your sleep, then you dream your in the bathroom so you just start pissing

Only to wake up in the bed
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happened to me in 07 luckily I was at a hotel
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Happened to me a couple years ago, it was on a suede couch too
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Man straight up, Me and my boy Mark (RIP) had got high, and we were just laughin our A!!! off. like some schoolgirls (...whatever) for like 20 mins straightand i peed a lil. LOL

We wasnt even laughin at nothin, just high as hell Laughin. Prolly the funnest moment i had with dude....
 
on my home boys birthday we were coming back from a club that was about an hour away. i told him to pull over butthey didnt and well you know the end. stillget slid every now and then but dont regret it. had 2 go bad
 
Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

You don't deserve that promotion James L, best believe I've hit you with that chevron gas everytime we work together
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I do this to coworkers when they irritate me too
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