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Also, drain all their blood to get the mutagen? Wouldn't it be better to keep them alive to be able to keep on getting it? :lol:
 
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This movie was so sloppy man :rofl:

She saved them from a fire, only to toss them into the sewer


Logic went out the window in this one

Bruh at that point I was ready to have splinter reveal that April taught him how to be a ninja.


If the movie kept the OG origin, which they didn't even need to show, they just needed to talk about it or something simple, the movie would of been infinitely better
 
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I thought he was Apologizing for the way he acted in the 90s films..

At least they used their weapons.. :rofl:


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:rofl: April had a Bluetooth camera in 99'..

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This movie was so sloppy man :rofl:

She saved them from a fire, only to toss them into the sewer


Logic went out the window in this one

So many questions.. Like why?

Why was there 4 chambers when the foot clan thought Ralph was dead?
Hell I thought they didn't know anything about the turtles being alive yet they created pods for them?
 
So many questions.. Like why?

Why was there 4 chambers when the foot clan thought Ralph was dead?
Hell I thought they didn't know anything about the turtles being alive yet they created pods for them?

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Why didn't they take splinter to drain his blood? Heck he was already half dead. It would of been easier
 
If the turtles are bullet proof, why are they even afraid if the foot clan anymore? They literally can do nothing.


Also, they're called the foot clan because they step on their enemies? Y'all can't do better than that? :lol:
 
They have Baxter stockman in the tmnt lore yet chose to make dr sacks, SACKS" instead? :lol:. That name change alone would of made the better 2x better.

They have giant ship crates flipping all over the place but the news sees that as a non story?


The turtles get Aprils phone and can just leave after she passes out but instead waits for her to wake up to reveal themselves again?
 
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The shredder cracked it when he stepped on it... I think.

This movie was swiss cheese with all the plot holes.
The origin was disgusting
So April's dad is working on a "secret" project but he brings his daughter in the lab to RECORD it AND feed the test subjects pizza?
April names the turtles? WTF?
Master Splinter getting man handled by Shredder was terrible.
My girl was like "Wait, how did it get winter time?" I dont know of any snowcapped mountains within 40 mins of Manhattan.
So these are ninjas but a few guys with electric prods can subdue ALL 3 OF THEM and put them in containment units? Hook their arms up and everything huh?
But then later on they are snatching those same prods off of themselves.
So you 4 ninjas didnt hear April Oneil clunking up the fire escape?

But all terribleness aside, I still had a good time. The one and most important thing they did get right was the Turtles' personalities.
Mikey was hilarious.
 
Movie was terrible. Casting
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 Shredder
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 At least my kid loved it 
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I can't wait for the funny YouTube dude that reviews movies gets his review up...straight laughs!

-Forgot about the adrenaline just being so readily available for no apparent effin reassssoooooon!
-Raph the strongest of all the turtles couldn't even crack the glass case, but Mikey and Donnie literally flipped through it
-OMMMMMMGGGG WHY IN THE EFFIN WORLD WAS ONEAL HANGING OUTSIDE THE OUT OF CONTROL TRAILER TAKING CELL PHONE PICS! she must of wanted to make a post on IG
 
After the trailer turned sideways how did it not barrell roll all the way down that hill.
They just magically got it to drive straight down for a while huh?
 
They are bullet proof but shredder can crack their shells?

Why does Raphael have a du-rag/mask?

Michael Bay still gets an *** scene in of Megan fox in a nikelodeon film haha

Shredder does look like a baby born from megatron/starscream

Anyone catch the wu tang reference?

So splinter teaches himself ninjitsu?

I will say that the movie was better than transformers 4 barely. My son liked it so all is good, but storyline could have better
 
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Maaaan it's really irking me y'all pointing out all these plot holes :lol:
I don't give a damn
Me and my kids liked it
Specially the turtles personality
I had a couple good laughs
Yes the story was kinda........trash
But.........I mean...well..........it was better than we thought..........right???
 
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:rofl: April had a Bluetooth camera in 99'..
This. THIS. THIS!!! x100
What was she connecting wirelessly in 99?! :rofl:

The adrenaline scene was hilarious!

"I feel like cleaning the dojo!"

Call me stubborn cause I don't like the introduction of how they became ninja turtles, but my son enjoyed it.

Feel a lil old, but Donatello dropping the word badass had me feeling some type of way lol

And he reminded me of:
400


With them damn goggles on
 
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