To the woman who crapped her pants in my car....

Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler

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[/h2]It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car.

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Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

isn't the OP Lil Romeo?

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What do you think?

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Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler

[h2]To the woman who crapped her pants in my car (mckinleyville)[/h2]

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Reply to: pers-989335350@craigslist.org[sup][?][/sup]
Date: 2009-01-11, 7:55PM PST


We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…
LMAO

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Originally Posted by Buttons McBoomBoom

Truly truly glorious.

P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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"First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me"

P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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