Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

Originally Posted by eight2one

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

At my job all the African's birthday is January 1st.
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hmm... come to think of it.

my dad was born in a village in Nigeria (basically in the middle of the bush, they just recently have gotten electricity because my dad went back and boughtgasoline generators for the whole village). his birthday is January 1st. i never questioned it or anything. actually, i used to think it was the coolest thingthat his birthday was on the first day of the year. no lie, its on his drivers license, all his official papers, everything. i just remembered now, when i wasa kid we went to Nigeria one summer, and in his village one of the elders had his orginal birth certificate and it was handwritten in cursive.

after reading this thread, i'm coming to realize that more likely than not, he has been lying all these years.
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Hmmmmm....so when he was dry humping that 15 year old girl on stage a few years back or whatever, he could have just said he thought he was was 17 so itwould have been a little more appropriate.
 
Originally Posted by King Will

Originally Posted by lnMyMind

This is no surprise...Africans in the basketball world pull of the same %*+% the Asians do. At my school...we had this dude who came over from somewhere in Africa and was an absolute monster...come to find out he was like 25 in the 11th grade. I knew something was up when I used to ask him where he was from and he'd say "18".
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The fact that it probably isnt a typo makes it even funnier.
 
Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

Originally Posted by eight2one

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

At my job all the African's birthday is January 1st.
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hmm... come to think of it.

my dad was born in a village in Nigeria (basically in the middle of the bush, they just recently have gotten electricity because my dad went back and bought gasoline generators for the whole village). his birthday is January 1st. i never questioned it or anything. actually, i used to think it was the coolest thing that his birthday was on the first day of the year. no lie, its on his drivers license, all his official papers, everything. i just remembered now, when i was a kid we went to Nigeria one summer, and in his village one of the elders had his orginal birth certificate and it was handwritten in cursive.

after reading this thread, i'm coming to realize that more likely than not, he has been lying all these years.
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Originally Posted by JD161616


Hmmmmm....so when he was dry humping that 15 year old girl on stage a few years back or whatever, he could have just said he thought he was was 17 so it would have been a little more appropriate.
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