half a bottle can do this to a grown man?Originally Posted by kingjafijo
my man drank half a bottle of vodka
went out didnt even make it into the club layed on teh street threw up on himself
rolled around in it....had to take him home but we couldnt cuz no one could lift him
paid a crackhead 10 bucks to put him in the car..dude had my mans feet swinging (300lbs)
laid him out in the living room in a cardboard box
went back out....
Originally Posted by bright nikes
damn, all the homies were clubbing and we had shots of patron the whole night (damn spent over $200 on my drinks alone)
so i see this shorty that i use to go to high school with (5'2 with some buns) and i decided to go dance with her and we're hitting it off like no other ... then i guess her gay friend had a little too much to drink and they escorted this dude outside where he was passed out in front of the club
so she asks me to go with her, this gay dude starts throwing up allll over himself and i proceed to help this unconscious idiot - thinking she'll think im a sweet dude ....
so 30mins of babysiting this gay dude with her ... we all decide to leave and then she gives me her number and says call me when you get back to our area, so im like
so all my homies and i get in the car and im like imma call her ... so i calll her and it goes to voicemail and i thought i hung up ... so then i proceed to go on a drunk tirade and yell out "HELLLLL YEAAAAA shes gonna give me head tonight, im gonna @!@! her raw, im gonna make her swallow my babies, imma handle that ##+!!" and me and the boys wee cracking up.
20 minutes later, i get a call from her sister saying they heard everything i said on voicemail ...
and my phone never hung up
apparently, he doesnt drink much...or might of been that 5 min. time frameOriginally Posted by brettTHEjett
half a bottle can do this to a grown man?Originally Posted by kingjafijo
my man drank half a bottle of vodka
went out didnt even make it into the club layed on teh street threw up on himself
rolled around in it....had to take him home but we couldnt cuz no one could lift him
paid a crackhead 10 bucks to put him in the car..dude had my mans feet swinging (300lbs)
laid him out in the living room in a cardboard box
went back out....
Originally Posted by kingjafijo
my man drank half a bottle of vodka
went out didnt even make it into the club layed on teh street threw up on himself
rolled around in it....had to take him home but we couldnt cuz no one could lift him
paid a crackhead 10 bucks to put him in the car..dude had my mans feet swinging (300lbs)
laid him out in the living room in a cardboard box
went back out....
Originally Posted by locpy
pregamed, went to the club with four of my homies.
before stepping in friend states, "i feel like fighting tonight."
drinking heavily at the bar, got our table, finished 4 bottles of black.
we stand up to go home, as we are walking out through the crowd the friend that wanted to fight randomly sticks a dude.
4 vs. club fight breaks out, apparently it was dudes bday.
bouncers drag us out and tell us to dip. (club fights are weak)
on the way home still riled up, homie decides to beef with other homie that is driving.
he proceeds to kick dude repeatedly in the back of his head... i wasuntil i figured he kicked him unconscious and we swirved and crashed into the freeway barrier.
story goes on... it includes more fighting in a parking lot, broken bones, friend jumping out of car while we're going about 30mph, hypothermia, and cops.
real talk
Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1
Originally Posted by locpy
pregamed, went to the club with four of my homies.
before stepping in friend states, "i feel like fighting tonight."
drinking heavily at the bar, got our table, finished 4 bottles of black.
we stand up to go home, as we are walking out through the crowd the friend that wanted to fight randomly sticks a dude.
4 vs. club fight breaks out, apparently it was dudes bday.
bouncers drag us out and tell us to dip. (club fights are weak)
on the way home still riled up, homie decides to beef with other homie that is driving.
he proceeds to kick dude repeatedly in the back of his head... i wasuntil i figured he kicked him unconscious and we swirved and crashed into the freeway barrier.
story goes on... it includes more fighting in a parking lot, broken bones, friend jumping out of car while we're going about 30mph, hypothermia, and cops.
wait what? your aggro boy decides to kick the driver in the head til he knocked him unconscious and crashed his car into the freeway barrier? thats foul dude... if I was that driver and some dude who I was gracious enough to give a ride to (whether friend or acquaintance) did that to me, you would see a house go up in flames on the 9 o clock news the next day, and I would get to add arson to the list of stupid things I done in my life.
That is some foul ...Originally Posted by locpy
pregamed, went to the club with four of my homies.
before stepping in friend states, "i feel like fighting tonight."
drinking heavily at the bar, got our table, finished 4 bottles of black.
we stand up to go home, as we are walking out through the crowd the friend that wanted to fight randomly sticks a dude.
4 vs. club fight breaks out, apparently it was dudes bday.
bouncers drag us out and tell us to dip. (club fights are weak)
on the way home still riled up, homie decides to beef with other homie that is driving.
he proceeds to kick dude repeatedly in the back of his head... i wasuntil i figured he kicked him unconscious and we swirved and crashed into the freeway barrier.
story goes on... it includes more fighting in a parking lot, broken bones, friend jumping out of car while we're going about 30mph, hypothermia, and cops.
yea it was straight ignorant. needless to say they are NOT friends and there is hatred still brewing to this day. i am still friends with bothand i occasionally get my kicks laughing with them about the situation (seperately of course) cause when i get past the foulness of the whole thing; it'sdamn funny
