soltheman
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So, like a year or so ago, my cousin C was dating this chubby white girl. Towards the end of their relationship, she started texting me HARD. And, while mycousin is a wannabe emo hipster kid, I still got respect for the dude, so I didn't try to do anything with the girl, and told him to keep his chick on aleash. After 6 months, they broke up. And dude didn't even smash. (
)
So, fast forward to a month ago. Girlie starts texting me again, probably lonely or something since she recently transfered to a suburb school. So, after acouple of dates and all that, we decide to make it official. I did this without asking my cousin about it or any of that jazz. (Which is aparrently an offensepunishable by death.) Recently she's been on that "I'm in love!!!!!" steez, and I'm like "ehhh." But, I say it back. All mydudes in the myspace jumpoff threads know why I do.
And she's nice and all, but I'm not really ready to commit for a relationship for life (likeshe wants to.)
Anyways, yesterday, she was mad bugging about us being together forever and whatever. She requested the relationship thing on Facebook, and of course, I had nochoice but to accept; if I want to get what I want. So, my cousin comments on it or whatever wishing luck. So I figure it's nothing to him. And he sayshe's known for weeks, so it doesn't really matter to him anymore. All is well.
Going on, earlier today, my mom texts me saying all this stuff like "Wow, you didn't even ask him about it! That's alarming! I'm not too surewhat to think!" And I'm like "The %$+* does it matter for, you're not him. Stop tripping." She sends some more stuff, but I ignore it'cause I had rugby practice, and I just skip home. I was just chilling until she walked in the door. She claimed that she "exchanged over TWENTY text messages about the subject" and that she "firmly believed" that my cousin was "hurt" by it.
Suddenly, she starts tripping balls. She begins by saying "That's horrible! You should have asked him what he thought." And I was just like"Whatever, she doesn't belong to him, why the hell should he care? I don't care about dude's love life, why should he care about mine?"This goes on for like an hour, with her saying stuff like "I know how it is when someone hurts you, its a terrible feeling and you should think about whatshe's really like if she was texting you while dating him." I reply with "He already said he doesn't care, and I can't help it if she wasfeeling me more than him. Maybe that's why she didn't let him smash over the 6 months," and things of that nature. For an entire hour! Then shestarts bringing up stuff with my past, half of which she didn't know anything about. Saying how my cousin had one of my exs in his crib and his mom wastelling him no, so he chose to distance himself. (Which isn't true at all, she said he was weird as hell from day one.
) She continued to go back to the fact that I didn't ask him how he felt,and kept saying that I should have.
She was steady trying to argue with me about something she doesn't even know about, assuming things about my cousin and I that she actually has no clueabout. I found it pretty hilarious, and I thought I should share it with my fellow NTers.
Cliffnotes:
My cousin dated this chick for 6 months without smashing, and they broke up.
I now date the chick.
My mom is heated that I chose to date her, and tries to convince me that it'll "emotionally affect" him, even though he said he doesn't care.
My mom cares about me dating my cousin's ex more than my cousin does.
My GF is chubby.
No pics. (Once I dump her though, it's all free game.)
So, fast forward to a month ago. Girlie starts texting me again, probably lonely or something since she recently transfered to a suburb school. So, after acouple of dates and all that, we decide to make it official. I did this without asking my cousin about it or any of that jazz. (Which is aparrently an offensepunishable by death.) Recently she's been on that "I'm in love!!!!!" steez, and I'm like "ehhh." But, I say it back. All mydudes in the myspace jumpoff threads know why I do.
Anyways, yesterday, she was mad bugging about us being together forever and whatever. She requested the relationship thing on Facebook, and of course, I had nochoice but to accept; if I want to get what I want. So, my cousin comments on it or whatever wishing luck. So I figure it's nothing to him. And he sayshe's known for weeks, so it doesn't really matter to him anymore. All is well.
Going on, earlier today, my mom texts me saying all this stuff like "Wow, you didn't even ask him about it! That's alarming! I'm not too surewhat to think!" And I'm like "The %$+* does it matter for, you're not him. Stop tripping." She sends some more stuff, but I ignore it'cause I had rugby practice, and I just skip home. I was just chilling until she walked in the door. She claimed that she "exchanged over TWENTY text messages about the subject" and that she "firmly believed" that my cousin was "hurt" by it.
Suddenly, she starts tripping balls. She begins by saying "That's horrible! You should have asked him what he thought." And I was just like"Whatever, she doesn't belong to him, why the hell should he care? I don't care about dude's love life, why should he care about mine?"This goes on for like an hour, with her saying stuff like "I know how it is when someone hurts you, its a terrible feeling and you should think about whatshe's really like if she was texting you while dating him." I reply with "He already said he doesn't care, and I can't help it if she wasfeeling me more than him. Maybe that's why she didn't let him smash over the 6 months," and things of that nature. For an entire hour! Then shestarts bringing up stuff with my past, half of which she didn't know anything about. Saying how my cousin had one of my exs in his crib and his mom wastelling him no, so he chose to distance himself. (Which isn't true at all, she said he was weird as hell from day one.
She was steady trying to argue with me about something she doesn't even know about, assuming things about my cousin and I that she actually has no clueabout. I found it pretty hilarious, and I thought I should share it with my fellow NTers.
Cliffnotes:
My cousin dated this chick for 6 months without smashing, and they broke up.
I now date the chick.
My mom is heated that I chose to date her, and tries to convince me that it'll "emotionally affect" him, even though he said he doesn't care.
My mom cares about me dating my cousin's ex more than my cousin does.
My GF is chubby.
No pics. (Once I dump her though, it's all free game.)
