Hollywood new movie ideas have officially gone crazy

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We know all about the crappy "remakes" that have come out and are continuing to come out.....but now this is starting to get ridiculous
Universal Pictures has made a series of deals with Hasbro to adapt board games and toys into big screen movies. Last year the studio signed Ridley Scott to develop a movie based on Monopoly, and just last week they announced that Platinum Dunes was developing a movie based around the Ouija board, and Etan Cohen was writing a screenplay for Candyland with Enchanted director Kevin Lima to direct.

Now: Variety reports that the studio has signed Steve Oedekerk to write a big screen adaptation of Stretch Armstrong.

Kenner released the toy in 1976, a 13-inch blond-haired muscled action figure whose limbs could be stretched to nearly four feet. The plan is to start over and develop a superhero comedy out of the property.


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Only a matter of time before we hear of a new big screen adaption based on kid's pet rocks
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Also.....Here's a list of several movie remakes currently in the works if anyone cares
Arthur - with Russell Brand replacing Dudley Moore
They Live
A Nightmare on Elm Street

The Crazies
Romancing The Stone
The Incredible Shrinking Man
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starring Eddie Murphy
The Illustrated Man
When Worlds Collide
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directed by Stephen (G.I. Joe) Sommers
Fantastic Voyage
Back To School
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Cedric The Entertainer replacing Rodney Dangerfield
Meatballs
Metropolis
The Dirty Dozen
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starring Jason Statham, Ray Winstone, Ray Liotta and Mickey Rourke
Conan - Brett Ratner directing
Clash Of The Titans
Akira
The Karate Kid
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Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith replacing Ralph Macchio
Death Wish - Sylvester Stallone no longer attached
Footloose - High School Musical's Zac Efron to replace Kevin Bacon
The Taking Of Pelham 123 - starring Denzel Washington and John Travolta
State Of Play
The Last House On The Left
Fame
Red Dawn
Short Circuit
The Thing
The Birds
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director Martin Campbell with Naomi Watts and George Clooney
Hellraiser
Poltergeist
Oldboy
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director Steven Spielberg with Will Smith
Westworld
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Logan's Run
Child's Play
Children of the Corn
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made-for-TV remake for Sci Fi channel
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Flash Gordon
Rosemary's Baby
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produced by Michael Bay
The Jetsons - live-action
Starfighter - with original 'The Last Starfighter' director Nick Castle
Forbidden Planet - script by J. Michael Stracyznski.
Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
Near Dark
Barbarella
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Rose McGowan to replace Jane Fonda
Red Sonja - Rose McGowan again
Last Tango In Paris
Angel Heart
The Host
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produced by Gore Verbinski
High and Low
My Fair Lady
Rashomon
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set in modern day America
All Of Me - Steve Martin again with Queen Latifah to replace Lily Tomlin
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Captain Blood
Highlander
Brighton Rock

...that's not even counting the new Star Trek movie coming out this year. But don't feel bad if you end up missing any of these because I guarantee they'll remake them again in 15- 20 years.



And More Sequels:

Aliens vs Predator 3
Tron 2
Rambo 5

Jack Ryan 5
Alvin & The Chipmunks 2
Stigmata 2
Cliffhanger 2: The Dam
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World: The Sequel
The Ring 3
Open Season 2
Final Destination 4
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2
Superman: Man of Steel
Fast and the Furious 4
Underworld 3
The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian
Point Break 2
Inside Man 2
Baby Geniuses 3
Little Fockers
Step Up 3-D
Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li
Spawn 2
Boogeyman 3
Vacancy 2
Jumper 2
Into The Blue 2
Robocop
 
Hmmm I see a fair amount that I dug in the past and others that sound interesting. "Little Fockers"
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well pirates was just a ride.. so ill wait till i see a trailer.. but board games are a pretty big stretch
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I remember crying when my stretch arm strong ripped.
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Corn Syrup FTL
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Robocop
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Hopefully this sequel will be 'R' rated and betterthan its predecessor because RoboCop 3 was
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call it wishful thinking but, it'll be great if Peter Weller retakes the role as RoboCop/Murphy
 
The Karate Kid - Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith replacing Ralph Macchio

Back To School - Cedric The Entertainer replacing Rodney Dangerfield

Footloose - High School Musical's Zac Efron to replace Kevin Bacon



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Originally Posted by ao17

I remember crying when my stretch arm strong ripped.
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Corn Syrup FTL
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Robocop
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call it wishful thinking but, it'll be great if Peter Weller retakes the role as RoboCop/Murphy


WHOEVER it may be. Just know in this new movie age, Murphy will be getting something brutal when they put in that work on him.
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Aliens vs Predator 3
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Tron 2
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Rambo 5
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Cliffhanger 2: The Dam
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Final Destination 4
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Superman: Man of Steel
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Fast and the Furious 4
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Underworld 3
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The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian
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Inside Man 2
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Little Fockers
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Spawn 2
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Jumper 2
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Robocop
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
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Highlander
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The Jetsons
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The Birds
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Hellraiser
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Poltergeist
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Short Circuit
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Originally Posted by His diabolical Majesty

I remember crying when my stretch arm strong ripped.
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[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]I had a few, even the dachshund version....it sucked once you seen the goo oozing[/color]
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Slap a PG rating on anything mildly interesting and it'll make money.

On a side note: Watch Coraline. Almost as good as the book.
 
Ducktales on Spawn 2. Its been too long with no concrete proof of it being made.

Hollywood is dead. There is no creativity left.
 
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