My NT Dudes...You ever faked it?

I've faked it with a girl before too, but you can only fake it if you're wearing a condom. I just told her that I was done, and pretended that it wasgreat.
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Originally Posted by dendanskesimon

fake it then when she turn around to look at you.... BLAAAM right in the face, so funny hahahah



it's actually called a philly fakeout, when you hit it from behind, then spit on her back and when she turns around, "KIDS IN YO FACE!"
 
I have a bunch of times. I mean, after you get twisted at a bar or party or whatever + a rubber; think about it. Some chicks are just bad, some dry up afterthey finish, sometimes I get tired. I think it's hilarious to fake a few days after the fact. It's like one point for mankind with all the girls outthere faking, same kind of appreciation when a shortie comes up and buys the dude a drink at the bar. Hey it's 2009, I'm all about gender equality.
 
Originally Posted by UNtroubled YOUTH

You never heard of just picturing you're smashing a different chick? I mean damn if I'm already in it, I'm getting rocks off one way or another.
I can dig it.
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nahh i never faked it i got bored of the same box that i forced myself to release...after awhile i rekindled the flame hehe
 
It happens...usually when her sex game isn't on point...
Then I will knock one out when she's gone...
 
Originally Posted by RetroJTino

Originally Posted by UNtroubled YOUTH

You never heard of just picturing you're smashing a different chick? I mean damn if I'm already in it, I'm getting rocks off one way or another.
I can dig it.
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You said it
 
i never really faked it i just say I'm done and don't want to do it anymore lol.

liek dude said on pg. 2 when ur drunk+ condom. its liek tiring lol
 
yeah when i was insanely drunk and knew it wasnt going to happen. i just wanted to go to sleep after a while.
 
I've done this a couple times. Just too tired to keep going so I just pick up the pace, stop, pull out and toss the condom
out right quick. I ain't no big deal really, as long as the girl got hers it don't bother me that much, especially when it
doesn't happen very often.
 
yep, cooch got crazy wet and smelled worse with every pump...had to get outta there asap
 
Half the dudes in here talking bout..."yeah I did that once" are lyin out their *#+++. They havent seen any cooch off the internet.
 
I don't even understand this. Why fake it?

If it's that vag is that wack, tell her to use her mouthpiece.

If her head game is wack too, just stop and kick her out the crib.

Even in my most intoxicated state, I've never been unable to finish tho.
 
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