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[h1]Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes[/h1]
By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 368,696 views

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Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China waskilled when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. Thecanister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it,but this is what people are reporting.

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157...en-office-chair-explodes
 
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RIP to dude. I know he must be pissed that he'll be remembered for being 'that guy who died from getting his !#@ blown apart by a chair.'
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Damn son. rip. Terible way to go out.
I would know if something was in my chair though i know it to well for it to be faulty.
 
I must be trippin' out right now cause after I read that, I looked at my chair and said, "You won't kill me.. will you?" like there wasnothing wrong with talking to a chair.

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oh man...
i always play around with office chairs. bouncing and springing off my butt.
never again will i be playing this game because i might DIE FROM ANAL BLEEDING!!!!
 
Originally Posted by 18key



RIP to dude. I know he must be pissed that he'll be remembered for being 'that guy who died from getting his !#@ blown apart by a chair.'
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cuz that was def. his last thought right?

does this happen often? seems like it would happen more often than you think because there are so many people who use them...
 
i use to have a chair like that... but I didn't like the swivel so i cut it up and i actually still got that cylinder thing with the legs and @!$
but this is what i sit on now
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Originally Posted by 18key

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RIP to dude. I know he must be pissed that he'll be remembered for being 'that guy who died from getting his !#@ blown apart by a chair.'
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[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]He's dead[/color]


[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]But damn..an exploding #*+-rape chair?[/color]
 
Originally Posted by shortydoowopp

Originally Posted by 18key



RIP to dude. I know he must be pissed that he'll be remembered for being 'that guy who died from getting his !#@ blown apart by a chair.'
tired.gif
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cuz that was def. his last thought right?

does this happen often? seems like it would happen more often than you think because there are so many people who use them...
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Well, it did say the bleeding killed him so he might've been alive for awhile and it could've crossed his mind
 
Originally Posted by seniosoul

i use to have a chair like that... but I didn't like the swivel so i cut it up and i actually still got that cylinder thing with the legs and @!$
but this is what i sit on now
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Word keep it old school
 
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