Missing the Toilet Unappreciation Vol. Bad Aim

nikejah89

nikejah89

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You know how when you first wake up, or just got some box, or maybe even just finished cashing in and your aim is way off.

Anyways i hate that s***. Its like you got to aim at the sink for the piss to go in. S*** crazy. Very much unappreciated, sometimes i leave that @$*$ theresometimes to tired to clean the mess up at the moment
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. Does this happenbecause man juice is blocking the passage way for the urine?
 
Used 2 happen all the time before I taped that laser pointer to my urethra...now I never miss the bowl...
 
lol yea my stream comes out like a shower head is attached to my piece sometimes word to Ocean Spray
 
The worst is when your aim is off, you try to compensate by shifting your body, and the trajectory changes and you still miss. Unless you pretend to make loveto the toilet bowl, missing is almost always a norm. And I would rather miss than do that.
 
does anyone else have to push a little harder to whiz after theyve puffed the magic dragon?
 
My unit sprays like 3 different directions after smashage or when I wake up...
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I be leaning hard on that wall trying to keep it all in the toilet.
 
i hate when my aim is off at someone elses house lmao its like oooohhh oooo lol
You expect to hear that water splash but then it start soundin like you hosin down a car or somethin
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Honestly, I just sit down, lean forward, and push it down if I know it's going to spray.

It's easier to do that than cleaning up the floor.
 
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