The ' FAT ' friend....

Its the worst cause they really are some heffers, Its happened to me a couple of times, the last time it happened I was gone and poured a beer on the girlshead.
 
Having a homie thats into fat chicks FTW
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Last night/this morning i went straight for the fat friend and gave my boy the fine one..

She might have been a little chubby but i'll still smoke her boots!
 
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

The situation was at fault becuase of you.
You need to clearly explain to the subjective female that if you ALLOW her the privilege of giving you dome, that for the 10-20 minutes you enjoy yourself, her entire life is irrelevant.



Be it her fat friend, or her dying mother.
pretty much sums it up ............ the way I see it is if this happens once, you chalk up to the game, twice, ...... hmm maybe I should reviewthe tapes, more than that .......... well buddy it's either time to switch teams

http://giftube.com/or live a life of celibacy
Originally Posted by jamergrady

Why did they bring the fat chick with them in the first place???

Even if thats there friend. Was there an extra dude there for her.
honestly she always carries out her role to perfection (hence this topic) ..... if I was a girl putting together a nite crew she would be mylottery pick
 
Happened to me last night at the a bar. I had this girl !+*% faced and horny and the friend comes in like "linda you got to go, you're drunk"

I was def pissed cuz that was my P for the night but w/e.
 
Originally Posted by nelly28

u always need to role with a str8 animal that will take one for the team kinda homies. and entertain the fat chic.

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My friend Rob is like that...dude will smash anything,i walked in on him giving the big @*$ Warren Sapp looking chick back shots.We never spoke aboutit.
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Originally Posted by socluis90

Happened to me last night at the a bar. I had this girl !+*% faced and horny and the friend comes in like "linda you got to go, you're drunk"

I was def pissed cuz that was my P for the night but w/e.
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Dam....I mean, I wouldn't let my girl go home wit' a random. And it ain't about bein' bitter or c-blockin', it's just that YA'LLain't gotta be around for when it "all falls down"......
 
They're called grenades. Just like in Call of Duty, it's pretty obvious when there's a grenade in the vicinity because there's a fat arrowpointed right at them in the form of their girth. Also like in call of duty, you must address the grenade. Unlike call of duty, you can't throw the grenadeor else it's gonna come back and explode in your face. Now you gotta act like this grenade is a live bomb that you gotta defuse, like in Counter-strike.Once that bomb is a dud, you're home free.
 
Ironically, the girl that cockblocked me last night wasn't fat, she was actually attractive. Ol girl didn't like the fact that my swag was near Henz0status.
 
Originally Posted by NewZ05

def unappreciated...locked doors FTW, all they can do is knock n sooner or later theyll get the hint that no1 is gonna answer cause they're "busy"
that @%$+ don't work
 
Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Originally Posted by nelly28

u always need to role with a str8 animal that will take one for the team kinda homies. and entertain the fat chic.

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My friend Rob is like that...dude will smash anything,i walked in on him giving the big @*$ Warren Sapp looking chick back shots.We never spoke about it.
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now thats a real homie, ive smashed a many fat girls in my time im not proud of it but hey sometimes you gotta dive on that grenade for the better of the unit
 
shes was probably hungry and wanted to grab something to eat but next time make you you leave some food down stairs to keep her occupied
 
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