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Engine Oil Bypass Kit: This is a no brainer...
http://kalecoauto.com/ind...Path=1&products_id=8

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Modern synthetic oil is very expensive - so why run the risk of getting it dirty by running it through your motor block? KaleCoAuto bypass kit comes with everything you need to run the oil around your motor block where it will do more good. Oil runs cooler, and as a result, there may be horsepower gains!
It's a steal for $50!!


Blinker Fluid: Lights running oout of liquid power? NOT ANYMORE!
http://kalecoauto.com/ind...Path=2&products_id=6

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Are you blinkers sluggish? Do they make an annoying ticking noise? Do they not flash fast enough? Here's your solution. Little do people know, factory quality blinker fluid should be changed every 150,000 blinks. Our blinker fluid lasts ten times that. KaleCoAuto high quality synthetic blinker fluid meets the highest DOT standards while not being in the least bit DOT legal! KaleCoAuto blinker fluid provides you with thousands of hours of reliable blinking without the wear and tear on the flash-synchro's that the other blinker fluids cause. KaleCoAuto blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity even in the most extreme situations. Why buy that old dino-blinker fluid, when you can get our unique patented synthetic formula? Satisfaction guaranteed!! For use in any car.
As soon as they're back in stock, best believe ill re-stock on these.


Spark Plugs: A very misunderstood, yet vital part that resides under the hood.
http://kalecoauto.com/ind...Path=2&products_id=5

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Spark plugs are often misunderstood by most people. A spark plug's name is quite literal. They are designed to plug the line - and suppress any spark that may come through. Of course, you know what happens if a spark finds an open fuel source!! That could get ugly! KaleCoAuto extra ******ant plugs block 99% of spark, and allow 95% of ignition molecules to pass through. That's 25% more than the competition, and unlike the competition, KaleCoAuto plugs never need cleaning.




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This is too much....
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Natural aspiration feel unnatural? Tired of bothering with duct-taped leaf blowers as turbos? Treat your car to a bar of boost. Most high performance turbo vehicles use one to one and a half bars. Why waste money on expensive turbo systems and fancy intercoolers? Handsomly mounted in a die-cast metal mount, the KaleCoAuto Boost Bar is a great addition to any naturally aspirated engine. Warning: Contents under pressure. (14.5psi)

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Someone pimp out a Volkswagen while you're at it

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I spelled it Volkswagon and it corrected me. Who knew spellcheck on firefox worked that efficiently?
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Bar o' Boost.

Here's another...

Perfectly Clear Tail Lights:

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@ the Pic.. Pretty damn clear.

Over the last year or so, KaleCoAuto has noticed the trend towards Altezza style (Aka 'clears') tail lights. What they all had in common, was their weak point. None of the clear tail lights were actually clear. They simply were not red. Perhaps a better term would be monochrome tail lights? How mundane! Available for the first time anywhere, KaleCoAuto brings you Perfectly Clear Tail Lights. These tail lights maintain 100% clarity from any viewing angle! Be VERY careful not to lose track of them when you are installing them, you may never find them again.
 
Originally Posted by funkdoctor73

This is too much....
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Natural aspiration feel unnatural? Tired of bothering with duct-taped leaf blowers as turbos? Treat your car to a bar of boost. Most high performance turbo vehicles use one to one and a half bars. Why waste money on expensive turbo systems and fancy intercoolers? Handsomly mounted in a die-cast metal mount, the KaleCoAuto Boost Bar is a great addition to any naturally aspirated engine. Warning: Contents under pressure. (14.5psi)

Angel


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KaleCoAuto loves all-in-one solutions, and we know that you do as well. Imagine, with one product, you could solve the following problems:
*Back Seat Drivers
*Nagging Significant Others
*People who doubt your awesome driving ability
*And more!
The KaleCoAuto Passenger Noise Reducer is guaranteed to reduce troublesome 'passenger noise' by 95%. The KaleCoAuto "PNR" is made from high quality silicone, with stainless bit and elastic band. Completely hypo-allergenic and totally humane. Order now, quantities are limited! Must be 18.


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I didn't catch on until the blinker fluid one

Then I was like oh, I vaguely see what you did there
 
smh at me for not knowing this was a joke.... sittin here pondering about how many times i used my blinkers.
 
[h1]Tampon Dispenser (For Automatic Vehicles)[/h1]

This is dedicated to the lady racer on the go! Featuring quick dispensing action, the Tampon Dispenser for Automatic Vehicles is the ideal match for any vehicle with an automatic transmission. The built in canister operates much like the clip of a gun, and has a capacity of 12. Extended clips may be purchased, depending on vehicle. Absolutely not for use with manual transmissions!
Deep Discount for Hyundai Tiburon owners!
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Originally Posted by jthagreat

smh at me for not knowing this was a joke.... sittin here pondering about how many times i used my blinkers.
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Oh. my. GOD.
 
You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is single input O-Pipe with polished finish.


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Game OVER

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The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor! Many flux capacitor designs have come and gone in the marketplace. Most have only been compatible with certain low production paintless cars. But now, KaleCoAuto has brought to you a modern Flux Capacitor fully compatible with any present day vehicle! This item may be expensive, but can you place a price on time travel? NOTE: Special return policy: If you are not 100% satisfied, you may return this product for a full refund, in no LESS than 30 days before you purchase it!
Angel
 
I would have a GREAT time getting a few of these products and convincing my mother to install them.
 
Originally Posted by funkdoctor73

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The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor! Many flux capacitor designs have come and gone in the marketplace. Most have only been compatible with certain low production paintless cars. But now, KaleCoAuto has brought to you a modern Flux Capacitor fully compatible with any present day vehicle! This item may be expensive, but can you place a price on time travel? NOTE: Special return policy: If you are not 100% satisfied, you may return this product for a full refund, in no LESS than 30 days before you purchase it!
Angel

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How did I miss this one?
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Just install a great mod like a cold air intake? Electric supercharger? Big Muffler? Magnetic fuel line ionizer? Awesome wing? Are you getting no respect from your friends for your newly found power? As we all know, these are high end and sophisticated modifications. Some may be TOO sophisticated to actually show up on a traditional dyno. So here we have: The Butt Dyno. Simply place it in the seat, and drive fast, weaving in and out of traffic. (On a race course, of course.) Now you can tell your friends with confidence "That oil-saturated air filter gave me 20 horses!"
 
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