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Originally Posted by Disfunctional
Tiger woods taped my testicles back together.
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Originally Posted by GULLYDAGREAT
Originally Posted by Disfunctional
SON WHAT THE *#*@ you thinking about before you fall asleep. Weirdo
tears are running from my face ... wow ... this guy said said no lie ... tiger woods ... i don't think anyone would doubt u
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I'm not sure if I went into this thread to give an AYO, tell you to guard your balls, or tell you to seek psychiatric help. All 3 fit here.
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Some things don't need sharing. Please stop. Admins, take away this dude's thread starting privileges please.
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I have a strong feeling that you wet the bed. That's usually what happens when you dream of pissing
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i should not have entered this thread. Having dissected scrotum, I had all too vivid of a visual image of testicles hanging down. It's surprising just howfar down they'll go. Gotta re block it from my mind now
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Originally Posted by Disfunctional
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spot rusherz
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$+$+* doin the 09' harlem shake
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How does this dude NOT know what a noose is? Didn't you get any form of education?
How does this dude NOT know what a noose is? Didn't you get any form of education?
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mateen cleaves
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Originally Posted by Dunk Demon
The hell?!
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i had a dream that i was walking on campus but there were all these vending tables selling @%+! so I stopped at the sunglass one and was trying to buy these 20dollar shades but the dude was saying that my credit was not good enough and i was like #+% man im paying with my debit card and he kept saying @%+! like whathappened that was so bad your credit fell off this bad. so we get into a shouting match and i start walking away and he keeps talking @%+! to me then he spitson me and i turn to this dude that i hate in real life and tell him to hold my @%+!. i start chasing dude all around the campus and we end up in the parkinglot and im chasing him in and out of isles and @%+!, and then i duck and am hiding behind this car and he doesn't know where i am. then when he walks by ipop up and snuff him right in the face then i continue to beat him to death in public.
man I have so many crazy dreams, I had one the other night where me and two dudes chopped some dude up smh
man I have so many crazy dreams, I had one the other night where me and two dudes chopped some dude up smh
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this thread is comedy
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Originally Posted by hotshots24
Originally Posted by N O R E A G A
Come on fam. You can't be serious.Originally Posted by hotshots24
a nose? or a moose?Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz
My mom was hanging from a noose
naw, im dead serious, im sorry if i offended him, but yeah whats a noose? or was it a typo?
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I've been dreaming every single night for last 4-5 months. I use to rarely have dreams, is it strange I'm dreaming every night now? A lot of nightsI'll have multiple dreams in the same night too.
Anyway I had a really strange dream last week. I dreamed I was being rapped by a horse.
Nothing overly graphic, I didn't even dream I was being penetrated more like the horse was just physically imposing on me. Dude was on top of me trying totake my cheeks and I remember being helpless because the horse was just too big and strong, there was nothing I could do.
Really a terrible feeling, I knewI was dreaming but that *!@# still freaked me out.
Anyway I had a really strange dream last week. I dreamed I was being rapped by a horse.
Nothing overly graphic, I didn't even dream I was being penetrated more like the horse was just physically imposing on me. Dude was on top of me trying totake my cheeks and I remember being helpless because the horse was just too big and strong, there was nothing I could do.
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Originally Posted by Disfunctional
OMFG!
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OD.Originally Posted by PurpHeartGrapes
I've been dreaming every single night for last 4-5 months. I use to rarely have dreams, is it strange I'm dreaming every night now? A lot of nights I'll have multiple dreams in the same night too.
Anyway I had a really strange dream last week. I dreamed I was being rapped by a horse.
Nothing overly graphic, I didn't even dream I was being penetrated more like the horse was just physically imposing on me. Dude was on top of me trying to take my cheeks and I remember being helpless because the horse was just too big and strong, there was nothing I could do.Really a terrible feeling, I knew I was dreaming but that *!@# still freaked me out.
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ohhh thats a noose, okay yeah ive heard of it but never actually saw it SPELLED out, my mind went automatically to "NT CANT SPELL" mode and iimagined his mom hanging on a moose.
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Some of you are freaks.
I had a dream that I couldn't get into bars because they thought my ID was fake. I dreamed that because I had just been talking about how I shouldn'teven be let in bars since I took the worst driver's license picture in history.
I had a dream that I couldn't get into bars because they thought my ID was fake. I dreamed that because I had just been talking about how I shouldn'teven be let in bars since I took the worst driver's license picture in history.