Need advice Re: Mustache

• Apr 22, 2009

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ahs430

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Hello again bretheren!

In preparation for my Senior Year prom, I need alittle bit of advice. Recently, I have been experimenting with my facial hair capabilities and have grown what I believe is a perfect mustache. However, allwhom I have asked so far have said my mustache is simply too much and that I look like a tool. But to my fellow man of Niketalk, does my mustache need to go?Should I shave it? I personally think I look like a "boss", a word I have seen posted frequently on here, and do not want it gone. What should I do?


Here's a pic for reference.

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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ralphsody

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wth!?
pics of hot girl or ducktales..

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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awash242

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Is this real?

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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tree4twenty

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Thats a fake mustache you get for .50 from the bubble gum machines at Pizza Hut.....

Last week my 4 y/o got the goatee out of the machine. A 4 y/o girl running around with a goatee actually made me lol.

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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dirtylicious

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dude doesnt even have peach puzz

and OP...you glued it on unevenly

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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sneakerpimp2k8

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , are those your teeth coming through your lips?

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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sheryaryo

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is that acne or pizza sauce?

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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flip sensayshun

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Get yourself a soul patch and you're set.

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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kdawg

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You know what I hate?

A button down collar with the buttons not buttoned!

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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tree4twenty

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Thats a fake mustache you get for .50 from the bubble gum machines at Pizza Hut.....

is that acne or pizza sauce?

Dude ate a Pizza Hut, got sauce all over his face, then bought a fake mustache....

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• Apr 22, 2009

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supermanblue79

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I suggest extending the stache to cover your cold sores.

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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ahs430

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To clear a few things up:

1.) It is not acne nor pizza sauce. It is actually marinara sauce and I left it there on purpose to give me some color.
2.) The mustache is very real. I have spent time, money, and effort in growing and fertilizing it, so I do not appreciate comments saying it is a cheap $0.50piece. I am no imposter!
3.) My teeth are not "coming through my lips". This is not possible and it is simply due to my smile.

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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dag311

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thats quality..people are hatin cause theirs doesnt grow/look as sweet as yours lol

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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prokid404

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How much that fake mustache cost you anyway

 

• Apr 22, 2009

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bryanne2210

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Don't know if it's real but if it is, hat's off to you for sportingsuch a thick moustache. Personally, I think it's too much but only thing that matters is if you like it ...