How long have you gone without smashing... vol. It's been a while!

"Do you want to order a pizza? I'm hungry."

Immediately any desire to be seen will be overridden by the desire to eat and suck ****.


You have to be like a fat chick magician with some misdirection and sleight of hand. When she's focused on reality you mention food.




You're welcome.
 
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Yo so, I got a big bunda' (in lamens terms, fat chick.) who got some good chochacho, but always wanna go to the bars. I've declined everytime because I'm not about that seen in public life. Just a couple hours ago. She asked me to see "The Purge" with her but I made up a lie and said "I already saw it." She responds with " ohhh, we can see another movie then."

How do I get her to comeover my spot? Pls respond, NT Family.


"Do you want to order a pizza? I'm hungry."

Immediately any desire to be seen will be overridden by the desire to eat and suck ****.


You have to be like a fat chick magician with some misdirection and sleight of hand. When she's focused on reality you mention food.




You're welcome.

This actually isn't a bad idea, thanks.
 
What if she say na let's go out for pizza?

Then this is a big one that thinks she deserve to be wined n dined be4 putting it on the table...

I been there... That I can not be seen with this chick thought :lol:
 
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Day 1483 currently in progress


Ever since the day after 'The Decision' :lol: :x :smh:

Whoa.​

My ***** done left Cleveland, won 2 rings, lost two rings, and is now training for his return to Cleveland and you still sitting over here with a dry ****. :smh:  :lol:

But forreal though how does one do that. After 4 years, I'd be throwing hail marys, running game on everything with a vagina I saw; big, fat, ugly, old.​

Four years, b?​
I'm saying
In my younger days after a few weeks I'm calling fattys and uglys over so I can get off :lol:
But I say since 05 I haven't hon longer than 2 weeks without p
 
to the virgins... what's the hold up? 

personal beliefs ... you scared... not that attractive?

not even trying to diss... I'm just wondering 

I lost my virginity when I was 13 I think... the summer before I started HS ... and to be honest, **** was wack.... not all I expected it to be 

I didn't really like sex until the 3rd girl .... 

Personally for me it's a combination of laziness and low confidence. I'm 100% positive I could have smanged a couple back in 9th grade but I was being a *****. :lol:
 
to the virgins... what's the hold up? 

personal beliefs ... you scared... not that attractive?

not even trying to diss... I'm just wondering 

I lost my virginity when I was 13 I think... the summer before I started HS ... and to be honest, **** was wack.... not all I expected it to be 

I didn't really like sex until the 3rd girl .... 

Personally for me it's a combination of laziness and low confidence. I'm 100% positive I could have smanged a couple back in 9th grade but I was being a *****. :lol:
How old are u?
 
I still :lol: when reading that Meek post.

As for me, I never really have pressed the issue nearly as much as I could/should have in numerous cases in the past, if at all.

I sometimes look back now && I think to myself "*****......what the **** is wrong with you?" Loafing at it's finest... :smh: :stoneface:

But my current stretch doesn't seem too long to me, considering I've only been active in this regard for like a half-year in totality, out of my 24 of existence. :lol:
 
I still :lol: when reading that Meek post.

As for me, I never really have pressed the issue nearly as much as I could/should have in numerous cases in the past, if at all.

I sometimes look back now && I think to myself "*****......what the **** is wrong with you?" Loafing at it's finest... :smh: :stoneface:

But my current stretch doesn't seem too long to me, considering I've only been active in this regard for like a half-year in totality, out of my 24 of existence. :lol:
I mean have u at least lived a productive life
Like have u been getting money at least
I know when I had my stretches I was at least getting money
Cause to be broke and not be getting p is just sad
 
I still :lol: when reading that Meek post.

As for me, I never really have pressed the issue nearly as much as I could/should have in numerous cases in the past, if at all.

I sometimes look back now && I think to myself "*****......what the **** is wrong with you?" Loafing at it's finest... :smh: :stoneface:

But my current stretch doesn't seem too long to me, considering I've only been active in this regard for like a half-year in totality, out of my 24 of existence. :lol:
I mean have u at least lived a productive life
Like have u been getting money at least
I know when I had my stretches I was at least getting money
Cause to be broke and not be getting p is just sad

Yea I was pretty productive throughout; was always either in school or working, if not both simultaneously.

I'd say from this past January up til a week or so ago was my only real stretch where I legit felt like I had stagnated (no school, job hunt wasn't popping like I thought, car died, etc.). But, those things were more my fault than anything, && I probably needed it to happen because I've always been the type of person where, I wasn't gon eem spit at a chick, let alone get to the point where I could at least possibly smash, if I didn't have my own life straight. So, naturally, I didn't really dwell on the aspect of the shorties too much...but I'm finally starting to get things back on track now, so I'm confident that it'll continue to get better. :pimp:
 
Whole lotta ducktales in here. I'm sure y'all ain't pulling one night stand or side piece that easy. Just admit you haven't smash in years lol.
 
7 months. Ended the drought by smanging a chick with 3 nipples
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That a** was fat tho.
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That's enough NikeTalk for me tonight.​
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Pics?
 
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Think it's been around 2 months now. Longest was around 6 or 7 months. My ex ****** the game all the way up, after her I don't even be craving sex now bc her yambs were next level :smh: I get top more frequently than I have sex now tbh

Story of my life right now smfh [emoji]128532[/emoji]
 
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What if she say na let's go out for pizza?

Then this is a big one that thinks she deserve to be wined n dined be4 putting it on the table...

I been there... That I can not be seen with this chick thought :lol:

Exactly! What do I do then? I need help!
 
Ehhhh, but the fact that I'm spending money on her period.... I guess a small $5-$6 cheese pizza ain't bad, though

Make sure you skeet skeet at least 3 times that way you only spendin $2 per pop....gotta get yo money's worth fam [emoji]128521[/emoji]
 
No wonder y'all are amazed @ people claiming 100, 200+ body counts.

Y'all gotta through standards out the window!

If your single, and live alone, there's no reason you should have sex at least 2x a week.
 
No wonder y'all are amazed @ people claiming 100, 200+ body counts.

Y'all gotta through standards out the window!

If your single, and live alone, there's no reason you should have sex at least 2x a week.
Preach my brotha. When I was single I was taking down big *******, 4s, fine, average all types of freaks. No wonder so many complain about no Cummings off dome in threads
 
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