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that's a tough one. it seems the anaconda is the easiest to evade but how to kill it? idk
 
The croc. I would cover it's eyes with my shirt then jump on its back and hold its mouth shut.

Then i would attempt to pull his head all the way back to snap his neck.. if that doesnt work, RIP to me
 
Jaguar. I'd make it clear I was not a threat then we'd chill in opposite corners of the room for a little bit. I might make small talk or lay some beats down then I'd make it clear that we had to get out of the room. I'm not fighting no damn animal for fun especially when it could kill me in it's sleep. Jags kill the quickest too so no problems if things don't work out.

We'd bust out of the room and find OP/whoever arranged it so they can fight the damn jaguar and die. If OP clarifies that we're in some kind of post nuclear war torn world where I'm the last remaining survivor, I don't want to live in that world. I'd go out with style and right hook the jaguar. Case closed.
 
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I would choose the croc. Taking my sholace out and teasing him with the sneaker. while he was distracted for a quick second, i'd jump on his back and beginwrapping the shoelace around his mouth then tie it off. cover his eyes with my t-shirt, then go for the soft spots on the croc.
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Negro please.. I can rip apart a shoelace you think its gone stay around a crocs mouth? These JB shoelaces??
 
Jaguar. I'd make it clear I was not a threat then we'd chill in opposite corners of the room for a little bit. I might make small talk or lay some beats down then I'd make it clear that we had to get out of the room. I'm not fighting no damn animal for fun especially when it could kill me in it's sleep. Jags kill the quickest too so no problems if things don't work out.

We'd bust out of the room and find OP/whoever arranged it so they can fight the damn jaguar and die. If OP clarifies that we're in some kind of post nuclear war torn world where I'm the last remaining survivor, I don't want to live in that world. I'd go out with style and right hook the jaguar. Case closed.
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Croc. Don't people wrestle these? Or is that just Alligators?

I feel like the Croc is the slowest, and has the biggest blind zone for me to make a quick move on.
 
Croc is pretty fast on land but out of all 3 I would pick the croc. Obviously I can't kill it but since its not as fast as the other 2, I bet I can tire it out and it will starve to death before it can reach me. Hopefully I'll catch it slipping at night time. I'll wrap my shirt or jacket around its mouth and then tie it with my shoe laces. A nter post that it has weak antagonist (sp) muscle. After that I'll stomp on his head until its k.o.
 
Awesome grave-dig...:lol:

I dont recall what I chose originally, and I haven't browsed this thread to see what I chose, but given the situation that is a 10 x 10 room, I'd go with the alligator.

Jaguar is the most lethal in the trio--fast, cunning, deadly; I want no parts of that.

Python is the second most deadly simply because it's the largest predator by length, and in a 10 x 10 room, that's a big deal.

Thus we arrive at alligator. Just jump on its back and try to choke it out and poke it's eyes out.


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DatZNasty said:
Kinda gay, [COLOR=#red]but you could force your arm or foot into it's $%$# or penis/vagina[/COLOR]. It only has what 4 holes. You can try to basically impale it. It's the only orifice it has really along with the eye sockets. Maybe jumping on its head while its eyes are covered could work. Right above the tail
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SuperAntigen said:
Awesome grave-dig...:lol:

I dont recall what I chose originally, and I haven't browsed this thread to see what I chose, but given the situation that is a 10 x 10 room, I'd go with the alligator.

Jaguar is the most lethal in the trio--fast, cunning, deadly; I want no parts of that.

Python is the second most deadly simply because it's the largest predator by length, and in a 10 x 10 room, that's a big deal.

Thus we arrive at alligator. Just jump on its back and try to choke it out and poke it's eyes out.


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Eye poking the croc is a no go. They have deep eye sockets that allow their eyes to hide for said scenarios.


I would pick the Jag and do said choke out. I don't think I would have enough strength to control the croc when it starts rolling about because of the awkward shape of the animal.

The Jag is elevated off the ground more and could actually be clinched.
 
thadocta said:
some crocs have jaws with the force of 1 or 2 tons
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and one slap with that tail and your arm/leg is broke.

Seriously I don't know :smh:

Jag seems impossible.

Croc using the blinding method and tie his mouth with the belt

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Anaconda (he's slow if there is no water), but if he gets you wrapped up, you'll die a slow *** painful death :x
 
Jaguar would be the best bet because if u get one good hit to the dome then ull have a chance to finish it off.

For people saying crocodile I dont think yall ever seen that show swamp people
 
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SuperAntigen said:
Awesome grave-dig...:lol:

I dont recall what I chose originally, and I haven't browsed this thread to see what I chose, but given the situation that is a 10 x 10 room, I'd go with the alligator.

Jaguar is the most lethal in the trio--fast, cunning, deadly; I want no parts of that.

Python is the second most deadly simply because it's the largest predator by length, and in a 10 x 10 room, that's a big deal.

Thus we arrive at alligator. Just jump on its back and try to choke it out and poke it's eyes out.


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Eye poking the croc is a no go. They have deep eye sockets that allow their eyes to hide for said scenarios.


I would pick the Jag and do said choke out. I don't think I would have enough strength to control the croc when it starts rolling about because of the awkward shape of the animal.

The Jag is elevated off the ground more and could actually be clinched.
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Nah aside from their regular eyelids, they just have a third eye-membrane, which is pretty easy to penetrate. Also the "death roll" is dangerous if it's has a piece of you in its jaws. Furthermore, on solid ground, with me on or anybody on its back, it'd be very difficult to damn near impossible for it to start a death roll. The ground would prevent it.

A jaguar is the worst predator to have in this scenario, fambro...:lol:.

You wouldn't even be able to get close enough to it to execute whatever feeble plan you come up with.

It's an apex predator that is strong, fast, and intelligent. Also consider that amongst the choices, the jaguar is the only predator that is strictly a land based predator. The other two prefer and tend to operate in or around aquatic environments, with the alligator being the most significant aquatic predator. Thus, out of water, the croc and the anaconda are automatically that much less-dangerous.

So on land, the alligator is most susceptible to attacks, followed by the anaconda, and finally the jaguar (which is land based predator meaning you're gonna get massacred if you go up against it)...:lol:



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Without reading everyone else's thoughts, I'd take on the croc. If I can get at their mouth to keep it closed I can eventually put it down. A jaguar is pretty darn quick to be able to get a clean shot in to put them down considering the space is big enough for them to be agile. I'm sticking with the croc and my dunks - maybe I can customize them with the skin after I kill it 8)
 
Missed this when it was first created. Just skimmed through the thread, good lord some of these responses have me dying from laughter.
NKEAIR said:
aren't anacondas blind?

but anyways id choose the anaconda, but i believe they can swallow you whole, ill just let it swallow me and kill it from the inside
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18key said:
Jaguars are also the easiest to tame. Just show you're not a threat and crawl into the corner. Like I said earlier, gain it's trust and loyalty then betray it.
 
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I remember this thread, I always thought any logical person would pick croc
 
Crocs are definitely out of the question. There's no way we would be able to penetrate the skin with our bare hands. How would we kill it?

Anacondas are just as impossible. How would one kill an anaconda? Suffocate? How?

Our best bet would be the Jaguar to be honest.
 
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