I have been called into the judge mathis show (UPDATE: Episode will air on syndication in Mid-April)

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I plan on giving the judge a hard time, give me ideas of what I should do and how should I shout out niketalk. One idea I had was referring to judge at the beginning as "your dirtylicious" ( i heard hes some niketalk nerd) then just playing it off as a mistake. Need ideas as I plan to go off on the judge because this case I am being called in on is basically BS and I dont feel I should be called in for it.

UPDATE:

It took awhile, hence why the long delay in posts but I just had thetaping and I think I went overboard, basically it started off good butthen I felt the judge starting to side with him as he provided "socalled paperwork" with his BS claims and the judge was getting on mefor not bringing evidence to refute him so I basically said F it andwent off the deep end, there was a whole lot of commotion, things i canremember i did off top of my head was repeatedly saying "this isducktales your honor" and even sang the "woohoo hoo" after saying theducktales part (its from the ducktales theme). I also looked at friendand repeatedly said "NT Knows"and I remember saying "look on page 3 ofgeneral  forum mr mathis" and I said "hat" alot when the case was goingmy way at the beginning of the proceedings. There was a whole bunch ofother stuff I got off my chest which ill menion if i remember it, Ijust got back home so its a little hazy because so many things werehappening in the courtroom at once. Basically the end  of it was when Itook a shot at the baliff guy who is always with judge mathis on tv, iasked him "why you on judge mathis's d i k all the time no #$+!" and Iwas thrown out of the courtroom on the grounds of being incoherent tothe judge after he repeatedly asked what I was talking about.

I doubt the episode will air on tv but if it does it would have to beedited quite heavily but whatever i didnt pay a cent for the judge'sruling so I am cool with it. A whole bunch of other stuff happenedincluding altercation with the so called "courtroom audience" duringthe case but I am too tired to get into that right now.

update 2:

^^^^ case was about charges on a friends cell phone bill that I allegedly made,

the case started off normal but it just tturned into a circus to behonest, at one point I was giving my testimony with my back against thejudge standing directly in front of the supposed "courtroom audience"because I felt the judge wasn't being fair so I just said "pardon myback" repeatedly and gave some of my testimony to the courtroomaudience (I got warned of being thrown out when i did this), also gotinto heated discussion with some clown in the audience.

Whole bunch of little stuff like that happened, it was wild, many partsduring the proceedings I could barely hear the judge due to thelaughter/noise the audience was making due to my tactics.
 
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the stuff kids come up with these days...
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NT should give you a shirt for free.




While the Plaintiff is speaking. You should say *cough* You're Not Smashing *cough*
 
Since you already plan on actin bad, literally say "shout outs to Niketalk" at some point during the hearing.
 
your the defendant right?

if the plaintiff says any lies make sure you say "I'm callin ducktales your honor"
 
thats perfect, i will definiely be mentioning "thats ducktales" on his bogus claims, anything else?
 
God damn you're not even gonna get your episode aired if you act up too much
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Make sure you stoneface the judge when he asks you something dumb. If you win, say "hat" (like the
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the ducktales one is solid lol ... but i say after the verdict whether it's in your favor or not, just say "judge, Y N S" ... and walk out ...
 
they might edit out the things where you act super stupid so just make it like subliminal.

"this is so young dro"
 
you can't be too ridiculous with it man. You may just end up lookin real stupid on national tv, or you'll end up gettin thrown out and lose. Gotta keepit subliminal...Ducktales is a good idea tho, lol. I could see Judge Mathis runnin with that one.
 
just make sure you act a clown so the show does get aired... they want the ratings

"are you notentertained!!!"<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

w/e you do... "act" the part
 
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