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Mercury Morris is MAD!! VIDEO NOW UP!!! LMAOOOOOOOO
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Dude is hilarious...I thought those "don't call me when they are in my town" rants was funny, but that rap had me rolling. He gotta be about 60and he on tv calling the patriots bustas in his raps.
good points he made:
-patriots having a long way to go
-having zero losses being more important than how many wins
-all the Patriots can do is tie their record, not beat it
good points he made:
-patriots having a long way to go
-having zero losses being more important than how many wins
-all the Patriots can do is tie their record, not beat it
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they are about to re-air the rap on SC.. somebody capture it and up it
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There he goes again.
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they should hire him full time. He doesnt hesitate even when he says the most ridiculous things lol.
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what a ******....dude is making his old dolphin team look corny as hell
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Please give this guy a job! He should be on ESPN 24-7
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I hope the Pats go undefeated and beat the dolphins by 60.....
LMAO at this n'......he's a cornball....
I mean really....his name is MERCURY......like the planet and the element.....
LMAO at this n'......he's a cornball....
I mean really....his name is MERCURY......like the planet and the element.....
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for some reason this guy reminds me of pierre from late night with conan
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LOL i am about to start saying that " Don't call me when your in my town..." phrase it's pretty cold
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Mercury Morris is an idiot.
If the Patriots can only be "second-best" if they achieve 19-0 record because the '72 Dolphins were the first-ever undefeated NFL team, then, bythat same logic, the Dolphins' Super Bowl VII victory must be similarly docked since the Packers were the first to ever win a Super Bowl.
Yep, by Mercury Morris' logic, the undefeated '72 Dolphins can only be the sixth-best team of all time because the Packers (2), the Jets, the Chiefs,the Colts, and the Cowboys all won Super Bowls before them.
You're a goddamn fool, Mercury. Now get off the TV.
Oh, and a pox on the man who taught Mercury Morris the word "busta".
If the Patriots can only be "second-best" if they achieve 19-0 record because the '72 Dolphins were the first-ever undefeated NFL team, then, bythat same logic, the Dolphins' Super Bowl VII victory must be similarly docked since the Packers were the first to ever win a Super Bowl.
Yep, by Mercury Morris' logic, the undefeated '72 Dolphins can only be the sixth-best team of all time because the Packers (2), the Jets, the Chiefs,the Colts, and the Cowboys all won Super Bowls before them.
You're a goddamn fool, Mercury. Now get off the TV.
Oh, and a pox on the man who taught Mercury Morris the word "busta".
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WHAT THE HELL
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i just watched that again.
i'm about to call my dad and tell him never to attempt to rap
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I used to want the Pats to lose and not go undefeated...but since this guy started being on TV, i've been rooting for the Pats.
I seriously hope they go undefeated. I can't wait to see the look on his face when they pan to him when the Pats win their 19th straight
I seriously hope they go undefeated. I can't wait to see the look on his face when they pan to him when the Pats win their 19th straight
dat sick kid
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^word, son's going to spit off the dome for like 8 minutes and then have a heart attack...i could see it now
and good looks on the video, i gotta show it to my homie...i didn't think it'd be posted up that quick
and good looks on the video, i gotta show it to my homie...i didn't think it'd be posted up that quick
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well, if the pats do go undefeated this season, i hope our players don;t show up 30 years from now on some TV show making a fool of themselves like this.....
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One more game until this damn fool looks and feels like the fool that he is...
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No, that reply didn't make bringing up a thread that is over a month old.
I thought this was a new video
