Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Why are Seattle homers so clueless and/or desperate?
I genuinely not tryna shade, but I've sensed it for years up here. Northwest is DESPERATE for attention. It's so weird to me.
No matter the sport, or topic, someone gotta throw a Cruz, or Russ, or Lillard, or Kemp, or Shaun Alexander, or someone, anyone from up here to fit in.
Dude pushin hard for Nelson Cruz, on a garbage team, despite multiple candidates on contending teams, like, why is this a struggle for him? Dead serious question.
But he tries to deflect with my wife, or multiple time zone teams. I'm not so simple minded to just root for one city. What happens when you (or your team, hello OKC Thunder fans you Seattle folk must be) move?
What if you live in NY? How do you pick between Jets/Giants, or Mets/Yankees, or Knicks/Nets? Coin flip?
What if you're born in North Dakota? Or halfway between LA/Oakland, evenly?
Don't be so simple minded man, make up your own mind bro. Don't let where your hatched run your life b.