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Vincent Vega accidentally shooting Marvin in the face, splattering his brains all over the back seat, in the middle of a conversation about whether or not GOD came down and stopped the bullets from hitting Jules and Vince will forever be one of the funniest movie moments :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
that locker room speech by Gordon Bombay to rally the Ducks and that entire 3rd period of the gold medal game in the Jr Goodwill Games has to be up there as one of the greatest sports moments of all time 
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We will, we will QUACK you!

The Cowboy kid finally not hotdogging around, Mendoza finally stopping, the classic goal keeper switcheroo, the KNUCKLE PUCK from mid ice?!?!? That wrist works just fine and BAM he hits the keeper with triple deke!?!?! Julie finally getting her shot to show the world what she's got and she makes the winning save?? "You lost it for yourself", "Lets go shake their hands", "Good job captain duck".... The feels 
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The most awkward flag waving/celebration by Conway 
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ooooooh weeeeee

does not get much better than that

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So, CP....

Expendables 3?

Ehhhh, kind of liked it the least of the three. :lol:

There were quite a few issues I had with it. First and foremost it was PG13. What the hell man. Part of the reason that I loved the first two Expendables films was because of how over the top it was with it’s gratuitous violence. Shooting peoples arms and legs and heads off? Great! It helps suspend my disbelief when I actually see blood flying from people when they’re shot. It doesn’t help when this film has the most ridiculous stunts of any of the films, yet we can’t have any blood. Plenty of cursing throughout, but no blood. Freaking weak.

I understand wanting to bring in new blood for the third film, young blood, but completely replacing the older cast? Hated it. Not to mention, they were all pretty horrible. A kid from Twilight (knew this only because my girlfriend saw it with me, :lol: ), some other guy I’ve never heard of, and Ronda Rousey/Victor Ortiz, neither of which could act their way out of a cardboard box. They are undeniably the worst part of the film. Too corny. They could have had any boxer on the face of the earth rather than Victor Ortiz and I would have been satisfied. Hell, throw Paulie in there and I would have at least had a good laugh. But Victor Ortiz? He’s the bumiest of all bums. :smh: Kelsey Grammer would have been better served if he would have recruited some of the older cast of characters, but nope, just another throw-away character.

As for the main Expendables crew…

Stallone was his standard self. A little too much self-deprication for my liking, but whatever. He’s pulled that same gag three movies in a row now. Just go in there and bust **** up.

Statham and Arnold were probably the most consistent. They kept their characters on par with where we had left them off. Statham is the best friend who’s going to be there no matter what, and he does a decent enough job. Didn’t dislike either of them one bit. Plus two chopper lines from Arnold? Sold. :lol:

Harrison Ford? Oy. He was great when he was on screen, but they didn’t have to take jabs at Bruce Willis EVERY FREAKING TIME Ford was on screen. Christ. It was overkill. I know Stallone was a bit mad about what happened, but by God get over it. Ford looked like he was having a blast though, and that’s more than you can say about a lot of his last films.

Lundgren/Couture/Crews were all kind of throwaways in this film. Crews served as a bit of a MacGuffin for the film, which is fine, but I would’ve preferred him up there with Arnold with the heavy artillery. Couture has always been the weakest link to me, but I would have loved to see him punch Victor Ortiz in the face. Shame we didn’t get that. Lundgren actually is one of the characters in these films that I enjoyed the character arc of. He hovers around good/bad in the first film, and is quite the comic relief in the second film. Here? Throwaway. A few jokes here and there, but for the most part? Meh.

Gibson was awesome though. He definitely was having fun with his role. It was fun to see a demented Gibson, but it was almost a carbon copy of his portrayal in Machete Kills. I mean like, same exact thing. Motivation and all that? No, but in terms of his performance? You could paste his character in either film and it wouldn’t skip a beat. Not bad, it was still good, just kind of odd.

That leaves Snipes and Banderas. Easily the two most fun parts of the film. I can’t remember Antonio playing a part like this, and if he has, I need to go back and watch it because it was a lot of fun. Spanish parkour has-been. :lol: . His interaction with all of the characters, his unending desire to be apart of the team, his wit and charisma, it was all fun. Snipes just looked like he was happy to be out of prison. :lol: . I honestly couldn’t tell at times whether he was overacting on purpose, or if he was just being a goddamn nutcase. Both proved to be valuable additions to the team that stand out in a much more pronounced way. Banderas uses his environment well similar to Jackie Chan does, while Snipes relies on use of daggers and such. Both much more melee-centric characters, which is nice after having every other character focus on using guns.

The main issue I had is that we didn’t see the whole gang together a lot. We see Arnold and Stallone together. We see Stallone and Statham together. We see Lundgren, Couture, and Crews together. We see the kids together with Stallone. We see Ford and Stallone. But we don’t get enough interaction with all of these characters together. I just wanted to see them all hamming it up together. The scene rescuing Snipes and their first venture trying to kill Gibson was fun, but after that, we don’t see banter between the characters too much. That’s what I loved about the first two.

Even though the names are bigger here (additions of Banderas, Snipes, Ford, and Gibson), I actually prefer Expendables 2 over this just because we got Chuck Norris briefly, Bruce Willis in a featured part of the film, and JCVD as the main villain. And it’s not that I really like Bruce Willis that much, it’s just that it flowed so much better than Expendables 3. This one? It just kind of dragged on.

So. Apparently Jackie Chan is on board for Expendables 4. I don’t know how they haven’t gotten Kurt Russell yet, but that’s a goddamn mistake. The Rock wouldn’t be bad either. Guys like Vin Diesel or a cameo from Clint would be fun, but there’s ONE man that needs to be in the next film. NEEDS to be. Think Rocky and Predator. He’s worked with them both. That’s right. Get Carl Weathers in there man. PRONTO. You give me Kurt Russell and Carl Weathers in the next Expendables, it’s easily my favorite. Hell, give me one Arnold/Weathers handshake, and I’m there. Hell, Bill Duke would be cool too! :lol:
 
JA, funny you say that, I was wondering why they haven't used Weathers either.

And your complaints about the casting and PG-13 are valid, but I liked both aspects. I don't need the blood, or the old guys. I was fine with it, bein the 3rd film.

I miss Jet Li more than anyone really, his prime is insane and he seems to be leaving it. Maybe this new kid from The Raid films can fill the void.
 
There needs to be a Chan vs. Li scene in the next Expendables.

I know this is Sly's movies but he don't got the moves to continually get the final fight or that much screen time. Also there must be something in Statham's contract that he must get some key fight scene as well.

Weathers would be great for the next one :lol: Clint too. I need NicCage to be the bad guy for the next one though. Full on crazy Face/Off NicCage :lol: :pimp:

First thing the need to do in the next one is kill all those newbies. Worst part of 3 imo. Didn't care for the old vs. young angle. Give me my old action heroes not knowing when to quit.
 
Since Lundgren is already there, if you add Weathers, might as well throw Mr. T in the next Expendables too. The real B.A. Baracus lives!
 
Ahh, Mr. & Mr. Smith. That time right before Angelina Jolie became completely anorexic and unattractive. Still got some plumpness and fullness to her face and figure.

Brad had at least something to grab on to.
 
So, CP....

Expendables 3?

Ehhhh, kind of liked it the least of the three. :lol:

There were quite a few issues I had with it. First and foremost it was PG13. What the hell man. Part of the reason that I loved the first two Expendables films was because of how over the top it was with it’s gratuitous violence. Shooting peoples arms and legs and heads off? Great! It helps suspend my disbelief when I actually see blood flying from people when they’re shot. It doesn’t help when this film has the most ridiculous stunts of any of the films, yet we can’t have any blood. Plenty of cursing throughout, but no blood. Freaking weak.

I understand wanting to bring in new blood for the third film, young blood, but completely replacing the older cast? Hated it. Not to mention, they were all pretty horrible. A kid from Twilight (knew this only because my girlfriend saw it with me, :lol: ), some other guy I’ve never heard of, and Ronda Rousey/Victor Ortiz, neither of which could act their way out of a cardboard box. They are undeniably the worst part of the film. Too corny. They could have had any boxer on the face of the earth rather than Victor Ortiz and I would have been satisfied. Hell, throw Paulie in there and I would have at least had a good laugh. But Victor Ortiz? He’s the bumiest of all bums. :smh: Kelsey Grammer would have been better served if he would have recruited some of the older cast of characters, but nope, just another throw-away character.

As for the main Expendables crew…

Stallone was his standard self. A little too much self-deprication for my liking, but whatever. He’s pulled that same gag three movies in a row now. Just go in there and bust **** up.

Statham and Arnold were probably the most consistent. They kept their characters on par with where we had left them off. Statham is the best friend who’s going to be there no matter what, and he does a decent enough job. Didn’t dislike either of them one bit. Plus two chopper lines from Arnold? Sold. :lol:

Harrison Ford? Oy. He was great when he was on screen, but they didn’t have to take jabs at Bruce Willis EVERY FREAKING TIME Ford was on screen. Christ. It was overkill. I know Stallone was a bit mad about what happened, but by God get over it. Ford looked like he was having a blast though, and that’s more than you can say about a lot of his last films.

Lundgren/Couture/Crews were all kind of throwaways in this film. Crews served as a bit of a MacGuffin for the film, which is fine, but I would’ve preferred him up there with Arnold with the heavy artillery. Couture has always been the weakest link to me, but I would have loved to see him punch Victor Ortiz in the face. Shame we didn’t get that. Lundgren actually is one of the characters in these films that I enjoyed the character arc of. He hovers around good/bad in the first film, and is quite the comic relief in the second film. Here? Throwaway. A few jokes here and there, but for the most part? Meh.

Gibson was awesome though. He definitely was having fun with his role. It was fun to see a demented Gibson, but it was almost a carbon copy of his portrayal in Machete Kills. I mean like, same exact thing. Motivation and all that? No, but in terms of his performance? You could paste his character in either film and it wouldn’t skip a beat. Not bad, it was still good, just kind of odd.

That leaves Snipes and Banderas. Easily the two most fun parts of the film. I can’t remember Antonio playing a part like this, and if he has, I need to go back and watch it because it was a lot of fun. Spanish parkour has-been. :lol: . His interaction with all of the characters, his unending desire to be apart of the team, his wit and charisma, it was all fun. Snipes just looked like he was happy to be out of prison. :lol: . I honestly couldn’t tell at times whether he was overacting on purpose, or if he was just being a goddamn nutcase. Both proved to be valuable additions to the team that stand out in a much more pronounced way. Banderas uses his environment well similar to Jackie Chan does, while Snipes relies on use of daggers and such. Both much more melee-centric characters, which is nice after having every other character focus on using guns.

The main issue I had is that we didn’t see the whole gang together a lot. We see Arnold and Stallone together. We see Stallone and Statham together. We see Lundgren, Couture, and Crews together. We see the kids together with Stallone. We see Ford and Stallone. But we don’t get enough interaction with all of these characters together. I just wanted to see them all hamming it up together. The scene rescuing Snipes and their first venture trying to kill Gibson was fun, but after that, we don’t see banter between the characters too much. That’s what I loved about the first two.

Even though the names are bigger here (additions of Banderas, Snipes, Ford, and Gibson), I actually prefer Expendables 2 over this just because we got Chuck Norris briefly, Bruce Willis in a featured part of the film, and JCVD as the main villain. And it’s not that I really like Bruce Willis that much, it’s just that it flowed so much better than Expendables 3. This one? It just kind of dragged on.

So. Apparently Jackie Chan is on board for Expendables 4. I don’t know how they haven’t gotten Kurt Russell yet, but that’s a goddamn mistake. The Rock wouldn’t be bad either. Guys like Vin Diesel or a cameo from Clint would be fun, but there’s ONE man that needs to be in the next film. NEEDS to be. Think Rocky and Predator. He’s worked with them both. That’s right. Get Carl Weathers in there man. PRONTO. You give me Kurt Russell and Carl Weathers in the next Expendables, it’s easily my favorite. Hell, give me one Arnold/Weathers handshake, and I’m there. Hell, Bill Duke would be cool too! :lol:

i thought expendables 2 was pg 13?
 
Ahh, Mr. & Mr. Smith. That time right before Angelina Jolie became completely anorexic and unattractive. Still got some plumpness and fullness to her face and figure.

Brad had at least something to grab on to.

She is so bomb in that movie. Goodness. :smh:

And then like you said, she went thru a huge change.
 
:lol: Now I'm a bit curious but I don't want another Leftovers on my plate right now.
:rofl: I don't even wanna know why the first thing he went to was transexual when Patrica Arquette's name was mentioned. Isn't she the mother in that? I aint even know there was a transsexual in Boyhood.

one of david arquette siblings is a cross dresser
 
i thought expendables 2 was pg 13?

The first two Expendables films were rated R, as they should be.

First Blood, Terminator, Predator, and all of the badass action heroes of years past? Made their legacy in Rated R films.

Personally, I liked Escape Plan FAR better than Expendables 3. Escape Plan is my favorite film heavily featuring Arnold in quite a long time.
 
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Lets be cops was garbage. Wanted to leave.

Locke was good until the end. I get the point f the movie but god damn, talk about anti climatic
 
:lol: Now I'm a bit curious but I don't want another Leftovers on my plate right now.
:rofl: I don't even wanna know why the first thing he went to was transexual when Patrica Arquette's name was mentioned. Isn't she the mother in that? I aint even know there was a transsexual in Boyhood.

one of david arquette siblings is a cross dresser

isnt it the dude that plays george in the wedding singer?
 
Looking for a solid camera to shoot short skits with. $500 budget, I'm trying to get two, multi camera set up.

Any suggestions?
 
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