Well my homie who is running it all does this "thing" where he'll sit in a chair then have the announcers tell all the females in the club to freak him up and whoever does it best gets some prize, usually that they could just buy for less than the price of their own self respect and dignity. Usually it's like 2 tickets to some lame rapper concert he is also promoting (which again, value of like 20 bucks) and chics go ALL OUT to 1 up each other.
I already know he is going to switch it up and put me on the spot in the chair, because he's been on this kick trying to Steve Nash me all of his STD having, 5 kids at their grandma's house, chics that they mess with at the clubs and concerts/parties and all that.
So serious question, mature topic, no troll, how do I not +@%%*+$ in my pants? I've seen video of how it goes down, since they buy the bar the "decency" rules as far as nudity, sex in the open, etc. never apply. I know it's gonna happen, Im'ma embarass the %#+@ out of myself like, "NOOOOO!! DOn't touch me there!" in the club in front of however many people. I'll never live that %#+@ down.
bout to get mad lapdances probably from chics trying to win money
$500 to be exact
I've seen how they act for $40 tickets
Don't want to fire off shots in my pants
I'm shy, too public
Am I winning or losing?