LeBron Haters Call To Arms! (The Haters Unification Thread)

[HEATHEN]

The folks in the video are right though,


and the Bron stans stay with the same modus....


"Oh Cleveland's ownership wouldn't of ever brought in the talent".



He won TWO count 'em TWO rings in Miami. THATS IT. In the years since he left Cleveland Melo, CP3, Dwight, Randolph and others would've been potential UFAs.


You're going to sit there and tell me that nobody would've went to Cleveland to play with Bron?


You're going to sit there and tell me Bron couldn't of convinced Bosh to go to Cleveland if he really wanted to? Maybe not Wade, but Bosh would've went if Bron really made a push for the fella. With Bosh and Bron in Cleveland they wouldn't of been able to bring in a 3rd major talent?


Dude always runs when things get hard. Dude quit on the Cavs in the ECSF against the Celtics. He def did, anyone who claims otherwise is a delirious nut swinger.


Dude is a quitter.

 

[kdawg0508]

The folks in the video are right though,


and the Bron stans stay with the same modus....


"Oh Cleveland's ownership wouldn't of ever brought in the talent".



He won TWO count 'em TWO rings in Miami. THATS IT. In the years since he left Cleveland Melo, CP3, Dwight, Randolph and others would've been potential UFAs.


You're going to sit there and tell me that nobody would've went to Cleveland to play with Bron?


You're going to sit there and tell me Bron couldn't of convinced Bosh to go to Cleveland if he really wanted to? Maybe not Wade, but Bosh would've went if Bron really made a push for the fella. With Bosh and Bron in Cleveland they wouldn't of been able to bring in a 3rd major talent?


Dude always runs when things get hard. Dude quit on the Cavs in the ECF against the Celtics. He def did, anyone who claims otherwise is a delirious nut swinger.


Dude is a quitter.

He's a huge front runner. Most of his stats in the finals came when the game was already out of reach. Scores all those points in the 1st quarter of game 5 but pretty much disappears after that

 

[HEATHEN]

He's a huge front runner. Most of his stats in the finals came when the game was already out of reach. Scores all those points in the 1st quarter of game 5 but pretty much disappears after that

I don't know if frontrunner is the word I'd use to describe him.


He's more of a mercenary. A player of fortune. A ring chaser.


He's so hellbent on surpassing that 5 MVP and 6 ring mark so that he can be held above Jordan that he doesn't realize that it wouldn't even matter if he ended with more of each.


Jordan left the league when his father died, he retired prematurely after his second threepeat as well. Jordan could honestly have 1-2 more MVPs and 2-3 more rings if he didn't walk away prematurely twice.


Jordan also never lost in the FInals. He also didn't come back to chase a ring when he was a Wizard. If he wasn't interested in an ownership stake with the Wiz he could've easily chased a ring with a contender of that time (Portland, Sac-Town, LA, Utah, NJ, SA).


So Bron can try until he's blue in the face, because MJ proved that when he got to the Finals, he didn't lose.


Also, another thing about Bron. He wants so badly to be beloved. It's like DUDE, you do know that if you were just true to yourself and everyone that you'd actually have that love? EMBRACE the heel role. EMBRACE the villain role. EMBRACE the fact that you ARE a mercenary. **** what your inner circle says because they've steered you incorrectly thus far. They're the ones mixing you all up.


Either ******* keep your word and go the **** back to Cleveland and stay there until you get the job done like you said you would OR say "**** everyone else but my family and that includes Cleveland, I'm doing me". If you're going to go ahead and go with the latter option PLEASE for ***** sake stop worrying about what people think about you and just do you. Dudes will **** with you so much more for being real.

People would respect that a lot more than this disingenuous ******** charade he puts on. He has a TON of female tendencies, even the way he jabs at other players. Even when he "praises" a guy like KD he does so in a female manner. As if the world needs his endorsement to embrace KD as the league MVP, as if his endorsement validates KD's accomplishment.

That's the type of **** ******* do. Straight up and ******* down. I've never encountered such catty, underhanded, *****-made behavior from anyone but the female persuasion and dudes who have feminine tendencies.

Like when he and Wade mocked Dirk's sinus infection in the 2011 Finals. The manner in which he did it, straight ***** ***. A real dude would come out and just say how he felt in no uncertain terms "Dirk, it's just a sinus infection, stop being soft". Just like that, and then he would've went right in and said it to Dirk's face on the hardwood, all game. MJ never did **** like that, he went up to you on the floor, got up real close, and looked you dead in the eye and told you how he felt about you. Same with KG, KG as much as I dislike him, is a real *** dude.


And then he acts like a straight up vic after people being critical of him cramping up in this years finals, just like he acted like a straight up vic when he lost to Dirk in the 2011 finals and people were being critical of him. Like dude YOU didn't have to put that target on your back, you REALLY didn't have to bruh.


I mean come on. At some point folks have got to stop asking "why all the hate for Bron" and grow a ******* memory. Dudes act mad brand new every year when the detractors come around. We been here, and yes we're keeping score.

 

[HEATHEN]

 

[moonshoes08]

Did you guys see Lebrons Sunday convesation after his cramp game? "I went to go see the movie Maleficent by myself to get my mind off things". What a girl.... Maybe he shoulda watched frozen to get his legs ready for anti heat cramps. 

 

[gqbomber]

how come lehype james was never fined for his flopping?

 

[knightngale]

This is the same fraud that was not called for a defensive foul for almost a whole season. His defense is just that chase down block and slapping dudes on the arms.

has his savior ray allen retired yet?

 

[HEATHEN]

This is the same fraud that was not called for a defensive foul for almost a whole season. His defense is just that chase down block and slapping dudes on the arms.

has his savior ray allen retired yet?

I ain't mad at Ray. He's always been who he is.


Never made any promises he couldn't keep, didn't really have an obligation to stay in Boston, I mean after all he was traded there.


I mean even as a Kobe fan, when he and Kobe had static Ray kept it one hundred. He kept that **** all the way gully and told Kobe straight up how he felt about him.


Ray is Ray.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

About a month ago I found my hate weakening.

Somebody mentioned this in this thread and it fired it right back up. It was what I needed for that Finals push.

**** boys man. Both of them.

 

[bonez7]

I was fading dislike as well

Lol leave it to nt to crank it right back

 

[HEATHEN]

I sometimes wish Rick Mahorn, Bill Laimbeer, Rodman and Zeke could be cloned and come back as their prime forms.


Straight slap the **** out the Heat all up and down the court. Have LeBron literally crying. Literally, I guarantee it. He'd probably break down in the middle of a game and start crying right there on the floor. Dude would walk out mid-game dealing with Worm and Mahorn. We all see what the Celtics did when Bron was a Cav.


Wanna make one thing clear about Laimbeer saying Bron is better than MJ, he's ONLY saying that to take away from MJ. We all know MJ and Scottie after initially being tormented by the Pistons would go on to be the tormentors of the Pistons.


We all know about the history between Zeke and MJ.


So Laimbeer has his agenda against Mike, but in his heart of hearts he knows damn well Mike has more heart than the entire Heat team put together tenfold. He knows damn well that Bron wouldn't be able to hang with the Bad Boys like Mike did. No ******* way in hell. No way. Anyone with even a scintilla of basketball knowledge knows better and knows where Laimbeer is coming from.

 

[bonez7]

The nba was a grown mans league back then..really grown men..

Now it's a bunch of boys so yeah if a team can strong arm them they entire game they would be crippled

 

[SneakerProSr.]

Dudes would get suspended half the season now for fouls that weren't even called flagrant back then.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

this thread is gold!
Never let it be said that NT didn't assemble the masses to provide a service for the good of all mankind.

 

[lamekilla]

Watching wade basically be Mr. Charismatic cracking jokes about Dirk while Lebron is like the lame homeboy finishing all his jokes and knowing the outcome of that final

AND seeing Wade beg for change on the court like the bum he is during this finals, Tiago block and all...

 

[HEATHEN]

Dudes would get suspended half the season now for fouls that weren't even called flagrant back then.

thats true.


def true.


Thank you sky pimp for the 80s/early 90s. Thank you Showtime Lakers, thank you Celtics, thank you Bad Boy Pistons and most of all thank you young Michael Jordan for going through the fire. That adversity he overcame, the level of competition he faced, and the player he became has forever set the bar for greatness and heart.



And through all of it, thank you again Mike, for being a selfish ******* who cared about one thing and one thing only, winning. Thank you for calling Muggsy Bogues a ******* ******, thank you for snuffing Steve Kerr in the eye, thank you for alienating your own teammates time and again with your competitiveness, thank you for even charging for autographs.

Thank you for selling us the same sneaker over and over again, outsourcing the production to China, giving us ****** quality, all so you can be a billionaire. I hear you're going to remaster the Jordan line, I've fallen back this year but I promise, soon as Spring 2015 come around I'll be back on it. Giving you my money every weekend.

At least you were always you MJ, and I appreciate that. I truly do. Forever the greatest.



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[mister friendly]

Watching wade basically be Mr. Charismatic cracking jokes about Dirk while Lebron is like the lame homeboy finishing all his jokes and knowing the outcome of that final

AND seeing Wade beg for change on the court like the bum he is during this finals, Tiago block and all...

Wade and Lebron relationship was extra weird that first season. Always doing press conferences together with Lebron following him around like a sheepish dog.

 

[sonoftony]

 

[$tacy]

Look at lebron following and cosigning all his jokes. Omg Dwayne u r so silly, its hilarious, let's laugh at him man. Then to watch dirk bust their *** is just hilarious. Dude is the lame that follows that one popular dude around.

 

[xxnamebrandxx]

thats true.


def true.


Thank you sky pimp for the 80s/early 90s. Thank you Showtime Lakers, thank you Celtics, thank you Bad Boy Pistons and most of all thank you young Michael Jordan for going through the fire. That adversity he overcame, the level of competition he faced, and the player he became has forever set the bar for greatness and heart.



And through all of it, thank you again Mike, for being a selfish ******* who cared about one thing and one thing only, winning. Thank you for calling Muggsy Bogues a ******* ******, thank you for snuffing Steve Kerr in the eye, thank you for alienating your own teammates time and again with your competitiveness, thank you for even charging for autographs.

Thank you for selling us the same sneaker over and over again, outsourcing the production to China, giving us ****** quality, all so you can be a billionaire. I hear you're going to remaster the Jordan line, I've fallen back this year but I promise, soon as Spring 2015 come around I'll be back on it. Giving you my money every weekend.

At least you were always you MJ, and I appreciate that. I truly do. Forever the greatest.



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[kdawg0508]

Wade and Lebron relationship was extra weird that first season. Always doing press conferences together with Lebron following him around like a sheepish dog.

What's changed?

 

[100027]

. This is a good one

 

[SneakerProSr.]

Look at lebron following and cosigning all his jokes. Omg Dwayne u r so silly, its hilarious, let's laugh at him man. Then to watch dirk bust their *** is just hilarious. Dude is the lame that follows that one popular dude around.

Man you seriously deserve an award for your contributions to this thread.

Every time there was doubt or the hate died down a little you gave a pep talk.

 

[$tacy]

Man you seriously deserve an award for your contributions to this thread.

Every time there was doubt or the hate died down a little you gave a pep talk.

[emoji]9994[/emoji] thank u sir glad my hate didn't go unnoticed. Props to ubfor staying consistent my brother, Thank your mavs for making that ***** eat his words

 

[HEATHEN]

Look at lebron following and cosigning all his jokes. Omg Dwayne u r so silly, its hilarious, let's laugh at him man. Then to watch dirk bust their *** is just hilarious. Dude is the lame that follows that one popular dude around.

whats really funny? how Bron is looking at Wade's every act and imitating it, like a lil brother.


Wade makes a mocking cough, Bron follows.


Wade adjusts his hat, Bron sees this, adjusts his hat.

Everything Wade does in that vid Bron watches closely and imitates.

Bron is Wade's son. Straight under the wing. It doesn't matter if he's the better player because in the game of life, he's the beta following Wade's lead.