I dated a Red Sox fan who was a mild Bruins fan. She had the audacity to say, "Always the Bridesmaid, never the Bride" to me after the Canucks lost to Boston.
We ended up breaking up a few months later due to other things and stayed friends. She introduced me to my fiance, while she has had one serious boyfriend since but is currently single. She is actually MC'ing my wedding with another friend.
It is going to take every ounce of will-power to not walk up to here and whisper in her ear, "Who's the %&*@! bridesmaid now?"
Congrats on the wedding bells dude