Jorvorskie Lane is listed at 263 pounds.... and he's crying

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But the announcer during the game just said 295....he is EASILY over 300....did he get more out of shape/fat as the season went on? I think I finally found theone football player who makes LenDale White look like Ronnie Coleman. The Eddy Curry of College Station.....he subs out more than any starting college RB thatI think I have ever seen....this dude is gassed! He has quick feet, but he carries the ball VERY sloppily. He's going to be a disaster on the next level.Maybe he can make a smooth transition to O-Line (jk)....

actin like a b' on the sidelines....crying, trying to rip off his jersey, screaming at coaches.....not getting the rock on a 4th and 1 could mean a lot ofthings...coaches or inept, or they have no confidence in your big behind....
 
for the 3rd game Ive seen A&M play, they sat him on the sideline when they needed some yards on the ground.
JE lookin like he bout to punch a coach in the damn face.
He sittin there cryin right now.
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A&M is a JOKE!
 
Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

Goodson makes some of the dumbest, most ineffective cuts.

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Yet there were some Texasfolks on NT arguing me down before the season saying Goodson was the Best RB west of the Mississippi when I said Ryan Torrain was amd J Stewart was next.
 
I turned this game on when I saw this thread, and in maybe two minutes of watching I saw Goodson:

- catch a shovel pass, and instead of going straight ahead where there was space, he tried to cut to get behind a blocker and ran into him
- catch a pass in the flat in which the defender fell, and he cut right into him while he was laying on the ground for no gain
 
How about when he tried to get out of bounds after catching the pass in the flat? I thought he tore up both his knees trying to reach the sidelines....the dudehas the football IQ of a gerbil
 
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

How about when he tried to get out of bounds after catching the pass in the flat? I thought he tore up both his knees trying to reach the sidelines....the dude has the football IQ of a gerbil
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I was dying when I saw this kid crying on the sideline and pouting like a 4yearold.



And dude wonders why coach sits him.
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Him crying is just justifying hiscoaches decision.


I remember when TAMU played Miami and dude was pouting on the sidelines then cuz he only got like 1 carry all game.
 
Originally Posted by Spotti3otti3dopaliscious

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I was dying when I saw this kid crying on the sideline and pouting like a 4year old.



And dude wonders why coach sits him.
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Him crying is just justifying his coaches decision.


I remember when TAMU played Miami and dude was pouting on the sidelines then cuz he only got like 1 carry all game.

So he's a (()) cause he was crying??? I recall Steve Smith crying after the panthers lost.....
 
He cried after not getting a carry.



We're not talking about losing a game. ONE CARRY. One single hand-off. In the middle of the game no less.

Who the hell cries in the middle of the game when his team still has a good chance of winning over one single play?
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We're not talking about losing a game. ONE CARRY. One single hand-off. In the middle of the game no less.

Who the hell cries in the middle of the game when his team still has a good chance of winning over one single play?
That carry was actually pretty late in the 4th quarter and was the back breaker for A&M. TWO 90+ yd drives and 3 pts to show for it. Why doyou leave your best short yardage back on the sideline for a 4th and short to run that option play??? It was pretty obvious after that play that A&M wasdone for.
 
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His nicknames according to wikipedia:
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[/th] [td]J-Train, Lane Train, Round Mound of Touchdown,[sup][1][/sup] Jorvorskie "The Pain" Lane, Fat Back, Minivan, The Lufkin Muffin, Fatty, Choo Choo, The Bus, The Hamburgular, "HOV" Lane[sup][2][/sup][/td] [/tr][/table]
 
dude let out his emotions..shows his love for the game...
Everybody knows that he should get the ball on 4th and 1.
 
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Jorvorskie Lane is listed at 263 pounds.... and he's crying
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dude snapped at his teammate too. his teammate came over and said something along the lines of "it's all good, you win some you lose some" (iimagine) and Lane snapped at him like "!!%@ outta my face
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" (i imagine) who saw that? The cameras captured itperfectly
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This dude was HEATED on the sidelines last night. My dude was stompin up and down the sidelines mad as hell, looked like he wanted to slugMartellus Bennett right in his mouth, too. This Aggies coaching staff needs to move the hell on and find themselves a job as a position coach in a PeeWeeleague...

Get that+@#*%#+#$ option gimmick offense outta Texas. The 4-2-5 defense is an absolute joke. There's too much damn talent in this state and this region ofthe country for a program the size of Texas A&M to have to line up on some gimmick crap to be competitive.

At first I thought Mike Sherman was a solid, not great hire. But after being in the AlamoDome last night watching that live, ANYBODY who will come in and cleanthat coaching staff out instantly becomes a great hire. Coach Darnell has to be the worst defensive coordinator in the country, and Les Koenning Jr stays withhis head up his backside.
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4th and inches, game on the line, and you run a TRIPLE OPTION to the short side of the field? . . .
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Wow.

That program needs to be turned upside down and shaken up terribly. Clean out the coaching staff, open up EVERY position on the field for competition in springpractices, change up the schemes, everything. Coach Fran really ran that program right into the ground.
 
for the 3rd game Ive seen A&M play, they sat him on the sideline when they needed some yards on the ground.
JE lookin like he bout to punch a coach in the damn face.
He sittin there cryin right now.
A&M is a JOKE!

this man is exactly right. and the sad thing is, i think we have the talent to be a pretty decent team. no way in hell we should be 7-6
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j-train had every right to be pissed off last night though. why the hell do you run a triple option to the short side of the field when you have one of thehardest running rb's in the nation?

i just cant wait until next year, hopefully everything will be run different than it was this year.

open up EVERY position on the field for competition in spring practices

and this needs to happen.
jerrod johnson >>>>>>>>>>>>>> stephen mcgee
 
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