Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

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The last time I saw this thread was back in 08 or so and it was full of lulz. I remember dude got his ribs broken after smashing shorty in the bathroom at her pops house or something like that
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it's been 4 years, so I know some of you have had a few odd incidents in that time frame.

As for me, I have two stories I can think of. About a year ago, i was chasing this one broad heavy. I still want her to this very day. On April 16, my persistence paid off. She came over to chill with a few friends, and I had some of my boys over. Drinks get to flowing and she tells me flat out "tell them to leave. I really want to f." She proceeds to tell her friends they should go check out some party and I tell my boys they gotta go. Shorty was summertime fine. So they leave, we get to kissing, I go from 6 to midnight in about 2 seconds. Strip her down, get the condom and all systems shut down. I started to panic because I've never had trouble with ED. I figured I wanted her so bad it wouldn't eek be a problem to ravish the broad. But I couldn't. I tried fapping without her noticing, didn't work. After About 15 mins of freaking out I pretend to hear my phone vibrate and I pretend to hold a conversation. End the "conversation" and I go back to the room. She's getting dressed as I walk in. Gives me this whole thing about how her friends didn't like the party so they gotta pick her up. I Walk her to the door and as soon as she walks out I hear her friend ask her "so how was it?" she responds "Girrrrrrrl let me tell you". My heart dropped. We still talk but I've never even gotten a chance to redeem myself.
 
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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
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Originally Posted by ksteezy

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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
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she was on top riding. im layed back eyes closed all i hear is "no", she gets off and runs to the bathroom. i open my eyes and look down, blood everywhere.
 
Originally Posted by GAGJR


she was on top riding. im layed back eyes closed all i hear is "no", she gets off and runs to the bathroom. i open my eyes and look down, blood everywhere.
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Originally Posted by ksteezy

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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
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She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
 
Me and my girl were making my bed move alot. Like TOO much and the bed frame broke, so me and my girl and a box spring and the mattress all dropped to the floor with our 2 puppies underneath. Luckily they were ok. but man i freaked out, i thought i killed my dexter boy.
 
Was chillin with my roommates slightly heavy Filipino friend because he needed the room with his girl. We smoked a bowl and I expected her to go to bed afterwards while I watched Boy Meets World in the lounge of my dorm. I just wanted to watch it in peace but she insisted she join me. We watch a few episodes and I'm starting to get horny after watching Topanga. Then my roommate texts me saying it's cool to come back to the room. We stand up and she grabs my face and started making out without me. I was in such shock because I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I literally stood there for 5 minutes while she made out with me. Had she not known I wasn't kissing her back? Who knows. Then all standards went out the window...when I got a boner. It was game over from there. I grabbed her !#+. She grabbed the pipe. I took her to the study room next door and turned off the lights. Within 3 minutes my fingers were up there. She knew the true meaning of my nickname, "Sticky Fingaz". I asked the girl "Can I get some head?". She proceeded to give me fellatio and she was damn good at it. I guess the urban legends were true that fat girls gave the best head. She then proceeded to ask if I wanted to smash. I thought to myself, I don't have a condom so now I really don't have to go any further than this. Then she whipped one out. It was really game over. I asked her to put on the condom because that is a turnon when girls do that for me. She proceeded to play dumb. It took my high !#+ about 2 minutes to put the damn thing on. She spread her legs and I proceeded to smash. At this point I was blueballed from the fellatio and I just wanted my nut ASAP! She wasn't my girlfriend so it didn't matter to me whether she got hers or not. I then proceeded to pound like I've never before. It sounded like lard smacking back and forth. Within 30 seconds, I easily came. At that point I realized what I had done. I @%%*%! a fatty. She turned to me and asked, "You're done already?". I said, "Yessir, time for bed". We put our clothes on and proceeded to the elevator. She turned and tried giving me a kiss. I turned my head in disgust, not so much because of her but because of me and what I had done. 
After that night, I came to realize that I truly don't have any standards. Vagina is vagina to me. They call me "Sticky Fingaz" for a reason
 
Originally Posted by af1 1982

Was chillin with my roommates slightly heavy Filipino friend because he needed the room with his girl. We smoked a bowl and I expected her to go to bed afterwards while I watched Boy Meets World in the lounge of my dorm. I just wanted to watch it in peace but she insisted she join me. We watch a few episodes and I'm starting to get horny after watching Topanga. Then my roommate texts me saying it's cool to come back to the room. We stand up and she grabs my face and started making out without me. I was in such shock because she I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I literally stood there for 5 minutes while she made out with me. Had she not known I wasn't kissing her back? Who knows. Then all standards went out the window...when I got a boner. It was game over from there. I grabbed her !#+. She grabbed the pipe. I took her to the study room next door and turned off the lights. Within 3 minutes my fingers were up there. She knew the true meaning of my nickname, "Sticky Fingaz". I asked the girl "Can I get some head?". She proceeded to give me fellatio and she was damn good at it. I guess the urban legends were true that fat girls gave the best head. She then proceeded to ask if I wanted to smash. I thought to myself, I don't have a condom so now I really don't have to go any further than this. Then she whipped one out. It was really game over. I asked her to put on the condom because that is a turnon when girls do that for me. She proceeded to play dumb. It took my high !#+ about 2 minutes to put the damn thing on. She spread her legs and I proceeded to smash. At this point I was blueballed from the fellatio and I just wanted my nut ASAP! She wasn't my girlfriend so it didn't matter to me whether she got hers or not. I then proceeded to pound like I've never before. It sounded like lard smacking back and forth. Within 30 seconds, I easily came. At that point I realized what I had done. I @%%*%! a fatty. She turned to me and asked, "You're done already?". I said, "Yessir, time for bed". We put our clothes on and proceeded to the elevator. She turned and tried giving me a kiss. I turned my head in disgust, not so much because of her but because of me and what I had done. 
After that night, I came to realize that I truly don't have any standards. Vagina is vagina to me. They call me "Sticky Fingaz" for a reason
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Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by ksteezy

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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
sick.gif
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She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
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Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
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Not a single damb given by these women.
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by ksteezy

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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
sick.gif
Click to expand...

She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
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Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
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Not a single damb given by these women.
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personal hygeine is a must and it's sad some women don't realize that in 2012.

how hard is it, to shower and clean yourself properly and take care of your box. and make sure it's clean and well groomed.

dirty women turn me off and disgust me.
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by ksteezy

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you were thinking too much bro...lol

For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
sick.gif
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She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
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Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
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Not a single damb given by these women.
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My prayers with her and her family.
That after shower s___ kills the whole day, word to tosh.

But seriously if you know your about have sex wash your A__!

It's common sense!
 
Originally Posted by Rex Ryan

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Mangudai954


She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
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Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
roll.gif
Not a single damb given by these women.
Click to expand...

personal hygeine is a must and it's sad some women don't realize that in 2012.

how hard is it, to shower and clean yourself properly and take care of your box. and make sure it's clean and well groomed.

dirty women turn me off and disgust me.
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Yet you can suck on dirty toes all day, you disgust me Rex Ryan.
 
I was drinking out in Hollywood and met a fine young adult actress that shall remain nameless. I was tryna to holler but she was about the biz so I dropped a couple Benji's to work it out in the whip. She domed me up for all but 30 seconds and rode the kid. Long story short, I only lasted about 10 strokes before I popped one off.
 
Originally Posted by trey ohh five

Originally Posted by Rex Ryan

Originally Posted by ksteezy



Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
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Not a single damb given by these women.
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personal hygeine is a must and it's sad some women don't realize that in 2012.

how hard is it, to shower and clean yourself properly and take care of your box. and make sure it's clean and well groomed.

dirty women turn me off and disgust me.
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Yet you can suck on dirty toes all day, you disgust me Rex Ryan.
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Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Mangudai954


She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
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Ahhhhh heelllllll no....that's OD bro
roll.gif
Not a single damb given by these women.
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My prayers with her and her family.
That after shower s___ kills the whole day, word to tosh.

But seriously if you know your about have sex wash your A__!

It's common sense!
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