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MORTICIAN SLEEPS WITH A CLIENT AND GETS PREGNANT! WHAT IN THE HAMFAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

January 14, 2011: The Rolling Stones said it best, "You, you make a dead man cum." A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man's estate for child support.

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This was proven to be fake.
Salute, them young ******.
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Salute, them young ******.
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Felicity... Marmaduke...
"Ruxxx"/"RUX"
AKA
"Eddy T Ruxpin"
AKA
"Square 1ne"


"War only makes money for those who think dummy"
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"Ruxxx"/"RUX"
AKA
"Eddy T Ruxpin"
AKA
"Square 1ne"


"War only makes money for those who think dummy"
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According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim

experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.


I'm sitting here wondering how this could even be possible. indifferent.gif
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This was proven to be fake.


I was bout to say, is she carrying the Anti-Christ?
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