the thread about nothing...

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I hate when people make plans and don't come through :rolleyes

You asked me and you made the plans :rolleyes

Now your no where to be found :rolleyes

this man |I >:


about to go skate.


Hope it doesn't start raining :rolleyes

i see you jjs

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:lol: i wish i was that good.

The best part is the two mile where I lap everyone at least twice. :lol:

:smokin

dont like ketchup
dont like mayo

what about together? :nerd:
that is he absolute worst. I looks and smells so nasty :x


:x

Ketchup is good
Mayo is good

Mixed, it's AWESOME!
 
Went to eat breakfast at Carls Jr. this morning. Walked in and the whole place smelled bad.

Did not think much of it. Ordered my food and walked out.

I then realized their bathrooms had backed up or something and the smell was poop. They had like three plumber's trucks outside.

:x ate the food because I was rushing and there are no other restaurants nearby.




I have gas too.
 
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wut.

Twerking: A Scientific Explanation

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Miley Cyrus twerks it up at the 2013 VMAs. Photo credit: Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images.

Twerking is such a complex, technical subject, only a Ph.D. researcher can explain how the body does what it does to make it happen.

Twerking is a combination movement involving a deep squat and a pelvic tilt, Michelle Olson, a professor of exercise science and a certified strength and conditioning coach at Auburn University in Montgomery, Ala., explained.

“You take a wide stance with your legs turned out at 10 and 2 so your hips are externally rotated,” she said. “Then you pulse up and down as you thrust the pelvis bone forward and back.”


Olson said the booty dancing move is a good “twerkout” for your butt and thighs. It also works the deep muscles of the hips and the core muscles of the lower back and abdominals. She said it will definitely shape and strengthen all those muscles as well as give them the stamina to do activities important to most people heavily involved in twerking like say, picking up a screaming child off the floor.

However, over-twerking might throw out the lower back or make the knees creak, Olson cautioned.

Translation? If you’re over 25, twerking may not be for you.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/08/27/twerking-a-scientific-explanation/

Miley caused twerking to become mainstream :pimp:
MIley is a twerking pioneer :pimp:
Miley invented twerking :pimp:
Miley is getting twerking patents as we type :pimp:
Miley will have more original twerking music on bangerz :pimp:
 
Twerking is NOT a skill to be proud of

Miley Cyrus is not really twerking

As a man I appreciate twerking, but as a father, I'd be embarrassed

just my thoughts on twerking
 
Customer - what country are you in?
Me - US of A
C - You're probably an illegal.
M - I'm an illegal?
C - Yes.
*hangs up on me. :lol:

I find it so ironic that the Big Brother customers who are complaining about how messed up the show has been are just as bad. :lol:
 
why do deli sammiches taste so much better than the strugglewiches i make |I
same bread and ingredients but it just dont taste the same |I
i aint bout it bout it
 
Customer - what country are you in?
Me - US of A
C - You're probably an illegal.
M - I'm an illegal?
C - Yes.
*hangs up on me. :lol:

I find it so ironic that the Big Brother customers who are complaining about how messed up the show has been are just as bad. :lol:
Let me prank call u papi
 
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