the thread about nothing...

Maybe this single mother thing isn't working out. What if the courts started giving custody to the father and made the mother pay child support?
 
Damn this vicious JeHova Witness just knocked on my door. #StillAintOpeningIt Good marketing though. Damn she looked good
 
Papis gettin slapped

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:lol: His last name is actually Papis
 
I met this Egyptian girl over the weekend, really cute chick. Only problem is I told he my name was David and I was Jewish so now I'm stuck in that lie. We might hang out later so I'm pondering whether I should say anything. Maybe if she brings it up, I'll correct her.


:lol: I feel like this could totally be the basis for a terrible Ben stiller movie
i could actually see that, as well :lol: brb, gonna write and sell it real quick.


I met this Egyptian girl over the weekend, really cute chick. Only problem is I told he my name was David and I was Jewish so now I'm stuck in that lie. We might hang out later so I'm pondering whether I should say anything. Maybe if she brings it up, I'll correct her.

Lol why did you lie?
My boy went up to this group of girls and I overheard one of them say something about Jewish so the improv actor that I am, I ran with it like a drunk jackass, figuring I'd talk to the girl for five minutes, be bored and move on to the next one but she was actually a cool, cute chick.

she lives in hoboken though so who knows where this goes.
 
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