the thread about nothing...

[travis]

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

from the movie "watchmen" dope flick . really good movie actually

 

[marco23]

 

is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them

This. I wanna know some jokes

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

What the **** did I just read

 

[elpablo21]

 

is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them

This. I wanna know some jokes

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

doctor tells man he's got six months to live..

man says he cant pay his hospital bill...



doc gives man another 6 months to live...

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

You dont want to wait to eat all of your raisins because they will turn into grapes!

 

[cs02132]

 

is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them

This. I wanna know some jokes

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

Damb

That's not even a joke, that's rough

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.  Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."  So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened?  She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still *******" 

 

[cs02132]

I'm about to go to sleep at 1.. I can't remember the last time I went to sleep this early

 

[Ox.]

been looking everywhere for this. gracias.

i guess we can be friends again 

 

 

[buggz05]

Is that Zo?

I seen dude courtside in OKC making that same face next to Pat Riley. it's real life.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.  Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."  So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened?  She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still *******" 

makin it hail on them hos

 

[iYen]

I guess that this is what some ppl think tan is.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[beh235]

@Elpablo21  thanks 

 

[moe fab]

My gramma had surgery today to remove her gallbladder. She was getting real sick. It was a success tho. She should be home tomorrow. I was really stressin this **** man. She the woman who pretty much raised me. Don't know what I would have done, but that's over now. Put things in perspective and now I gotta be a better person than I was yesterday. It's like a second wind.

 

[Ox.]

the baby yoga video in the related vids ^^^

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 
I guess that this is what some ppl think tan is.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

If this is what it is.. I AM OUTTA HERE 

 

[marco23]

My gramma had surgery today to remove her gallbladder. She was getting real sick. It was a success tho. She should be home tomorrow. I was really stressin this **** man. She the woman who pretty much raised me. Don't know what I would have done, but that's over now. Put things in perspective and now I gotta be a better person than I was yesterday. It's like a second wind.

Hope she gets better man

 

[buggz05]

the baby yoga video in the related vids ^^^

I was just watching that!

Honestly, I think the criticisms are too much. The brain automatically protects itself via visual response and muscle stabilization (AKA a reflex/reaction). Also, children who are thrown up in the air by their parents have more confidence when they grow up.

I won't be as extreme as what I saw in that video, but I will be trying that if I have children.

 

[marco23]

Doodz doodz!
I found a cool glitch in sonic 2 right now

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

If i tried that baby yoga CPS and Nancy Grace would be on my front porch imeejitlee

 

[dneff34]

 
I guess that this is what some ppl think tan is.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[buggz05]

I've always said that if any organization tries to come in my house and take my children, they won't be leaving my house.

I'm going to raise a family of ninjas and as soon as I give the order it's lights out.

 

[buggz05]

@JJ Watt Chew up a whole clove of garlic and wash it down with water.

 

[rck3sactown]

@JJ Watt Chew up a whole clove of garlic and wash it down with water.

Gargle 2 parts sriracha and 1 part club soda with three dashes of garlic powder.

 

[buggz05]

@JJ Watt Chew up a whole clove of garlic and wash it down with water.

Gargle 2 parts sriracha and 1 part club soda with three dashes of garlic powder.

Word. Organic siracha from Whole Foods. I keep a bottle in my car.

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Should thadocta come back to NT (TAN) ?