the thread about nothing...

 
Mouse!!
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man i missed the bus completely on broken bells speaking of mouse...heard the new single loved it...realized they had an album out in 2010....que the weebay gif

Morning Tan,

Good weekend. Date went well...she ain't the one...might see her again...might just ignore text messages...we will see

Guys night on saturday was fun.....wasn't going to drink a lot....whoops. Went out at 11 was pretty drunk by 12 . Got hit on by this "older" woman. She walks up to a table of 4 dudes puts her arm around me and says "hey i really like your sneakers" I had on 05' fire red Vs they are my beaters. I was like thank you. She says how old are you...i was like 26 she is like omg me too :lol: she was obviously late 30s. I ran with it. She looked a lot like Paul Ruud's wife in "this is 40" (jud apatow's real life wife i believe). So we started calling her paul ruuds wife. She talked for a bit and was like "dont do any where stay right here i will be right back" This was around last call....i was like uhhhhh we need to leave now. She wanted the D.........irections to my place

And during peak drunkeness my ex texted me...never a good thing....i apparently demanded my dog back cause she has him. But thankfully didn't say anything too stupid

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Had to go home from class again today. 
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Blood pressure went to 15/4 and I felt nauseous. I also don't have proper control of my right leg again.

I hate my life.
 
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J, that story was going so damn well until you brought up the ex texting and then the dog pic!!!! :frown: :frown:

Why exactly did she text you :nerd:
 
Thanks everyone for the car recommendations :D

And yes RCK is still around, just chooses not to be in TAN anymore because he's being stubborn right now |I
 
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J, that story was going so damn well until you brought up the ex texting and then the dog pic!!!! :frown: :frown:

Why exactly did she text you :nerd:

She is apparently going to miami and texted me asking how close miami was to sarasota. My mom lives in sarasota. So i was polite and told her that they are kind of far away......then she sent me a pic of the dog. And i was like "I'm gonna need him back". Granted i hadn't spoken to her in a solid 2 months. So when i looked at my phone and saw her name.....it had bad news written all over it. But didn't turn out too badly
 
Morning y'all,

@Jking0821  don't fight that feeling brother. Seasoned yambs coming at you at first is weird, but don't fight it. You won't regret it 
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. That's a good story though.

@Colombia  I'm sorry to hear that man. I hope you get better.
 
It was definitely attractive. She just rolled up there while we were talking put her arm around me and just spit game. I was like damb you knew what you wanted and were just gonna take it....well done paul ruuds wife well done

it was the last time i was gonna get to see my really good friend before he moves to london (for a female that he has known for less then a year....but thats another story) so i was just trying to have a good time and kick it with him as gay as that sounds. Had it been a normal situation i would have let it progress further.
 
Really good friend moving to another continent? Yah we gotta hear that one, that MUST be some seasoned yambs over there :nerd:
 
It was definitely attractive. She just rolled up there while we were talking put her arm around me and just spit game. I was like damb you knew what you wanted and were just gonna take it....well done paul ruuds wife well done

it was the last time i was gonna get to see my really good friend before he moves to london (for a female that he has known for less then a year....but thats another story) so i was just trying to have a good time and kick it with him as gay as that sounds. Had it been a normal situation i would have let it progress further.
Nah, it's cool to kick it with your boy before he leaves. Perfectly understandable, BUT getting her number wouldn't have hurt one bit. See how she rolled up on you and put her arm around you? No games. It's so wonderful. Older women are more likely to leave you alone and not play stupid mind/guessing games. They're on a mission, they let you know, get it done and move out. I *** with it 
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