the thread about nothing...

 
'94 was a good summer 
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Lean all in my sippy cup, cruising in my tricycle
I really wish I could explain it
 
 
How was your day? Did you miss me?

Yeah I missed you too.

I missed you so much I followed you today

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Yeah that's right, now close your mouth cuz you COLD BUSTED.

That's right now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do,

Now my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo,

Whip out the jammy and flat blast both off you 
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But I ain't wanna mess up this $3700 linx coat 
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So instead, I CHILLED

That's right chilled, then I went to the bank,

Took out every dime, and then I went and cancelled all those credit cards, Yeah! 

All your charge counts, Yeah!

I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you, Yeah!

That's right everything, everything

"Deflowered Me" 
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Nah uh yo don't go lookin in that closet

Cuz you ain't got nothing in there,

Everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room 
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That's right

What was you thinkin about huh?

What were you trying to prove huh?

YOU WAS WITH THE JUICE!

I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds,

I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce 
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Now I can't give you nothing but advice, cuz you still young,

That's right, you still young, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this,

Yeah, go on and fiind somebody like me one of these days,

Until then you know what you gotta do,

YOU GOTTA GET ON OUT OF HERE WITH THAT

ALLEY-CAT COAT WEARING, HUSH PUPPY SHOE WEARING,

CRUMB CAKE I SAW YOU WITH,

CUZ YOU DISMISSED 

THAT'S RIGHT, SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE MADE FOR KIDS DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU WITHOUT ME LIKE CORNFLAKE WITHOUT THE MILK,

IT'S MY WORLD, YOU JUST A SQUIRREL TRYING TO GET A NUT,

NOW GET ON OUT OF HERE!
DON'T TOUCH THAT COAT!
Straight Classic 
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This version always have me rolling though:

Hey, Hey, Hey Come on in (Hey Baby)
Hey, what's goin on (Ok How you doin, just been out running around, and what you up to?)
Yeah I'm doin good gon sit down let me take ya coat (ok)
You know they make this lil jacket in leather dont you? (Oh they do so you gon get it for me?)
Yeah, let me gon and hang it up for you, gon and sit down (How you doin?)
I'm doin good, I'm doin good...I'm doin so good DAT ***** I FOLLOWED YOU TODAY!!!
(What *****? Is you crazy? What you mean you followed me?!)
Yeah, nah dont gon stutterin now de-de-de-de-de yo ***, gon and sit down (What is wrong which you?)
Yeah I followed you today... (You aint follow nobody.)
You had just came out the chicken place, you gat you a 6-piece wing wit a greenbean and yam,
***** i seen what you had ordered (***** you aint see ****.)
You had dat ol monkey *** ***** wit you (You the only monkey *** ***** I know!)
This ***** had baby powder on his chest wit a whole bunch of lil kinked up necklaces and **** wit
"I love you mom and dad" and fake uzis and ****connected to the chain (You talkin bout yoself ol extra regular *** *****.)
Now see my first reaction was to run up on you and just grab the back of yo pants and give you a wedgie
(Oh but you know, you know better though) Just
put the thong all up in ya *** (Don't touch nobody...Dont touch me)
But I said naw, ***** i said naw
(Dont wanna be dealin wit yo ***, you need to stop talkin to me crazy ******!)
And then had the nerve, you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down low like a *****...
***** yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!!!
(Do you talk to yo momma like this dats why dont like yo *** either!)
You the only ***** I know right now to this day dat take a pair of dirty pants
out tha clothes hamper and iron 'em till they look like blue leather
pants, ***** just iron chicken stains and jelly stains all in the *** of da pants...
(You wanna talk about somebody jeans but ***** you cant spray cologne
over dirty *** clothes, ok you betta watch yo back ***** I'ma have you touched!) 
***** how you gon have me killed with $439 a month?! (Somebody need to have you killed ol sorry ***.)
***** if you have me killed you gettin kicked out the house, period!
(***** shut up you stink, ok, always talkin ****, make me sick which ya broke ***.You
aint got ****, you aint ****, ya feet stank ***** ya nasty.
Ya dirty, ya look bad, ya talk stupid, ya dumb...
Say this **** to T.I.
 
 
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