the thread about nothing...

Great. Now I'm thinking about that italian herbs and cheese yambs story...
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A zesty dude cornered me and forced me to take his information.

So, Obama came to speak in Kansas City today. On Monday they have a line to get tickets. Somehow, behind me two random black dudes line up behind me, this is at 7am and the tickets aren't being given out until 9. So, I notice something a little...light...about these two gentlemen, I notice and keep my distance, pull out a book and start reading. They get the talking to each other, and I'm like "Yo, are these ****** flirting?" Then, some random pilled out white dude hit one of the dudes care right and front of us, I turn around like "Yo, you might want to get your car, I'll save your spot." MISTAKE. He goes, takes care of his car, comes back and sparks up a conversation, we talk about being "educated black males." I was cool, trying not to be a a hole. About an hour later, all the people around us that had been talking start taking pictures together...I'm like damn...well, he's a professional photographer so he's like, "we should take pictures." Not trying to be that *******, as there was a very cute, very liberal jewish girl right behind them. I have a problem, in 2014 if I don't take the picture I'm a neanderthal, but if I do, I'm in a picture with two zesty dudes...I'm like whatever, take the picture with the two zesty dudes, I don't have facebook, no one will ever see this, luckily a black girl jumped in and I stood next to her. We reach the front of the line and the two zest twins exchange info and one is looking for mine, I promptly disappear. 

So, today is the day of the speech. I wake up later so I don't have to wait in line all day. I get in, get my seat...but I need to go to the restroom. I go to the venue restroom, walk out, who do I see, zest twin number one, he's standing between me and the entrance to my seat. He gets the talking about the speech. Then I'm like "I need to get to my seat before one of these white folks steals it" *invoking the threat of white people is always a valid excuse to leave a conversation in the black community* but, zest didn't follow the rules, he ignored the comment, didn't give me an out, then he finally says "I know what you mean, well , it was nice to meet you, we should really keep in contact" I was like, "yeah, I forgot my phone." "He was like well give me your number" "well, I have my card" *Fake searches for card* "Oh, I ran out of cards, this is my best friends card, write your email on the back of this, I will keep it in my wallet" He writes his number down.I go for a solid handshake, he starts out fine, but then, mid shake, his wrist breaks and he hits me with the "Please do keep in contact"....

Yeah.

Cliffs: I saw Obama speak today #humblebrag. 
 
am1x90xnike said:
A zesty dude cornered me and forced me to take his information.


So, Obama came to speak in Kansas City today. On Monday they have a line to get tickets. Somehow, behind me two random black dudes line up behind me, this is at 7am and the tickets aren't being given out until 9. So, I notice something a little...light...about these two gentlemen, I notice and keep my distance, pull out a book and start reading. They get the talking to each other, and I'm like "Yo, are these ****** flirting?" Then, some random pilled out white dude hit one of the dudes care right and front of us, I turn around like "Yo, you might want to get your car, I'll save your spot." MISTAKE. He goes, takes care of his car, comes back and sparks up a conversation, we talk about being "educated black males." I was cool, trying not to be a a hole. About an hour later, all the people around us that had been talking start taking pictures together...I'm like damn...well, he's a professional photographer so he's like, "we should take pictures." Not trying to be that *******, as there was a very cute, very liberal jewish girl right behind them. I have a problem, in 2014 if I don't take the picture I'm a neanderthal, but if I do, I'm in a picture with two zesty dudes...I'm like whatever, take the picture with the two zesty dudes, I don't have facebook, no one will ever see this, luckily a black girl jumped in and I stood next to her. We reach the front of the line and the two zest twins exchange info and one is looking for mine, I promptly disappear. 

So, today is the day of the speech. I wake up later so I don't have to wait in line all day. I get in, get my seat...but I need to go to the restroom. I go to the venue restroom, walk out, who do I see, zest twin number one, he's standing between me and the entrance to my seat. He gets the talking about the speech. Then I'm like "I need to get to my seat before one of these white folks steals it" *invoking the threat of white people is always a valid excuse to leave a conversation in the black community* but, zest didn't follow the rules, he ignored the comment, didn't give me an out, then he finally says "I know what you mean, well , it was nice to meet you, we should really keep in contact" I was like, "yeah, I forgot my phone." "He was like well give me your number" "well, I have my card" *Fake searches for card* "Oh, I ran out of cards, this is my best friends card, write your email on the back of this, I will keep it in my wallet" He writes his number down.I go for a solid handshake, he starts out fine, but then, mid shake, his wrist breaks and he hits me with the "Please do keep in contact"....


Yeah.

Cliffs: I saw Obama speak today #humblebrag. 
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