the thread about nothing...

[faulkit28]

So me and a coworker are working on the jetbridge.  Its slow and passengers are waiting to be seated on the plane.  Me and the co worker are talking about an episode of seinfeld. The kramer gets a job one.  So in the episode, there is a montage of kramer at work doing various things, particularly eating packages of ritzs from his briefcase. Ok. So in the episode, kramer is leaving jerry's apartment.  As kramer leaves  jerry asks what's in kramer's briefcase.  Kramer says "crackers"!!!!!  So as i'm acidently yelling crackers, white people waiting to get on the plane are giving me the evil eye.

 

[had pants]

 

[elpablo21]

 

[imui for2oh]

Damn nicki has been looking so fine lately.

 

[jewseejay]

Just finished John Wick g Mannn what did I miss.

Love these type of movies! Anyone know any other movies, where the main character (good guy) is a total bad ***, and pretty much takes down the whole system/mafia/government?

John Wick, The Equalizer, Taken Trilogy, Bourne Trilogy, Law Abiding Citizen (almost)

Any more I should watch?

Jus recently watched Wick and Equalizer. Next up is Fury

 

[shottadru]

You got the crazy action film set up. All those movies are LIT with action.

 

[andretti]

We eatin

 

[chichiloves5s]

So me and a coworker are working on the jetbridge.  Its slow and passengers are waiting to be seated on the plane.  Me and the co worker are talking about an episode of seinfeld. The kramer gets a job one.  So in the episode, there is a montage of kramer at work doing various things, particularly eating packages of ritzs from his briefcase. Ok. So in the episode, kramer is leaving jerry's apartment.  As kramer leaves  jerry asks what's in kramer's briefcase.  Kramer says "crackers"!!!!!  So as i'm acidently yelling crackers, white people waiting to get on the plane are giving me the evil eye.

this made me laugh out loud

 

[squatchnt]

"when a man commits to woman he has to BELIEVE she his destiny, otherwise he will be powerless in the face of so many vaginas" - Sirens.

 

[illvine]

Should Nike be scared of Kan-BWAHAHA!

I cant even finish that sentence without laughing.

 

[jjs]

Damn nicki has been looking so fine lately.

Srs, her face is flawleas

 

[ohokalright]

gotta get a couple boxes of dunkaroos.
crack in it's purest form.
wish we trade obama for frank underwood, or even just doug.

 

[Roderick Kingsley]

i'm like 5 years late but just read that thread about chitownlegend being a catfish. biggest weebay.gif ever.

those 2005-2007 late night summer chats were epic 

 then i remember how young i was that time 

 

[tr1ll]

Google just ruined the Sia mystery..

Them legs doe...

 

[trueprada]

 

[airdhazzal]

Best part of working in a blood draw lab is that women with big breasts always have their breast push up against my forehand whenever I'm tying a tourniquet. And I gotta kind-of skoot them over a little to make room. What I do is, I tie the tourniquet high and slowly. As I make the needle incision, most of em look away, and I peep the cleav at point blank.

Some females come dressed really scandalous to the hospital. And they ti*ties are poppin out.

Makes my day, because afterward I'm processing specimens on the computer for 3-4 hours. |I

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

TAN family...

important message from the TANfather...

Prepare yourselves: 2/16 may be President's Day, but 2/17 will be Vice President's Day

 

[matters7]

The fact im almost 30, just hit me properly. :x

 

[lpheat22]

28 in over a month, so many people getting married and having kids. Sometimes I feel I'm behind the ball but then I think I still get to do things for myself and only myself. I'm not ready to give that up yet.

 

[matters7]

28 in over a month, so many people getting married and having kids. Sometimes I feel I'm behind the ball but then I think I still get to do things for myself and only myself. I'm not ready to give that up yet.

Feel the same. No need to settle down just because other people are, that's what I think.

 

[had pants]

 

[MetalMario]

Client comes in. Black dude and is a biker. Repping the green colour on himself and bike. Don't think he's part of a gang but my immediate thought was of Franklin from GTA V.

Also that SOA could've had a better ending but still love the show

 

[bendover]

All I wanna do is spend money. This is not good

 

[shogun]

Google just ruined the Sia mystery..

Them legs doe...

I thought she showed her face before in that music video where she's alone on an airplane. She doesn't look good but I like her songs.

She's shown it in a number of music vids. Dunno why she wants to hide it now. Reminds me of how rey mysterio lost his mask and when he put it back on never wanted to be shown without it. Weird.

 

[mojodmonky1]

Best part of working in a blood draw lab is that women with big breasts always have their breast push up against my forehand whenever I'm tying a tourniquet. And I gotta kind-of skoot them over a little to make room. What I do is, I tie the tourniquet high and slowly. As I make the needle incision, most of em look away, and I peep the cleav at point blank.

Some females come dressed really scandalous to the hospital. And they ti*ties are poppin out.

Makes my day, because afterward I'm processing specimens on the computer for 3-4 hours. |I

hahahaha this man enjoys the little things in life.

best way to live.